Poetry in motion

[WillHayward]

Been working on my poetry skills in lockdown and thought I’d share some of my work.

Feel free to contribute your own via google translate.

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Still cannot believe he actually said that

 

[craffles]

NSFW



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[Mofra]

Rose are red,
Bontempelli eats jaffles
Not a bad effort
This time from Craffles

 

[Dinsdale]

Jelly babies are Red,
Craffles is not right in the head,
The lockdown has meant
his brain has got bent,
he might as well just stay in bed.

 

[Mofra]

Roses are grey,
Violets are grey
Dogs are colourblind
Have a nice day

 

[Inside Bull]

Bulldogs are red
Bulldogs are blue
Bulldogs are white
Umpires are too

 

[Bigeasy]

Fe fi fo fum
I support Sydney so get up my bum

 

[Inside Bull]

Thompson, Hird and Dank
Their records surprisingly blank
They were horrible crooks
A girlfriend with masculine looks
All of them equally stank

 

[beema limapep]

Anyone clarify whether they know a certain man from Nantucket?

Ive heard his abilities have been wildly exaggerated

 

[Inside Bull]

Anyone clarify whether they know a certain man from Nantucket?

Ive heard his abilities have been wildly exaggerated

There was a young man from Nanticket
His name was Marlion Pickett
He fluked a grand final
His finances spiralled
And the Tigers told him to stick it

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Craffles comes from nantucket......

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Roses are Red
Hydrangea are Blue
How did this thread
Make it to page two

 

[beema limapep]

Im a little Chris Scott
Short and nowt.
Here is my ramble
Here is my pout.

When i lose the finals
Here fans shout
Cats are garbage
theres no doubt!

 

[Thrawn]

Disappointed there is no George Lucas reference.

 

[beema limapep]

Roses are Red
Hydrangea are Blue
How did this thread
Make it to page two

Cats are soft targets. Easy pickings. Unfortunately for their fans, its what they have become.

 

[FISTO]

What rhymes with 157?

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Cats are soft targets. Easy pickings. Unfortunately for their fans, its what they have become.

Jeebus... this is just sad

 

[beema limapep]

Jeebus... this is just sad

Dont blame me. Blame your club. Theyve put their fans in this position where they are copping it.

 

[LC_15]

If anybody wants to make their own I’ve been using a combination of google translate, iPhone screen recording and tiktok to make these.

Will post more tomorrow if any interest

button mashed because this is way too creative by your craffles !!!!!

 

[craffles]

Not even a rhyme
Didn’t have the time
* melbourne are bad
Dees fans gon’ get mad


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[Dinsdale]

How many days has it been,
Since an Essendon final win has been seen?
In a figure that their shittiness accurately depicts,
its 5746.

 

[Mofra]

It's been a very long time,
Since Clem Ford's seen a donger
But Essendon's final drought
Is actually longer

 

[beema limapep]

Theyve sooked, whined and staged,
Theyve even been stabbed.
No wonder its been 3163 days
Since Geelongs won a flag

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

The Cats lead at half time
I saw the vision
So according to Scott
They accomplished their mission

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Charlie kicked 5
Scott said that's no influence
I'm thinking his mouth
Is a fountain of effluent