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In the original native culture of Thailand , when males reached the
age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:
They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward.
A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankles of each of the
men.
She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around his
navel to attract flies and insects.
(This keeps them off his face during the ceremony)
A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a
sexy and sensuous dance in the centre of the circle.
As soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls then
reach over the knees, pull the erect penises downwards as much as
they can and then on a given signal from the centre dancer, releases
them.
The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against
their belly buttons.
This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity.
The man that killed the most flies was elected to the court of the
King
and that folks, is why the capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok
 

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In the original native culture of Thailand , when males reached the
age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:
They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward.
A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankles of each of the
men.
She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around his
navel to attract flies and insects.
(This keeps them off his face during the ceremony)
A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a
sexy and sensuous dance in the centre of the circle.
As soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls then
reach over the knees, pull the erect penises downwards as much as
they can and then on a given signal from the centre dancer, releases
them.
The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against
their belly buttons.
This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity.
The man that killed the most flies was elected to the court of the
King
and that folks, is why the capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok
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The assassination of the Archduke of Austria that kicked off World War One nearly never happened. Intitally, the first assassin attempted to throw grenades at the car of the Archduke as he passed on the road but failed to land one properly. After continuing on their planned visits, the security team decided to change the planned route to prevent further attempts on the Archduke's life, but the driver took a wrong turn, driving onto a road on the original publicised route. The driver was told to turn around, and when he pulled up the car, he effectively stopped directly in front of the final assassin who stepped out and shot the Archduke and his wife from less than 2 metres away.

World War One happened because a driver took a wrong turn.
 

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My dad taught me this one. 'Actually' is one of the most useless words in the English language. Every single sentence that uses 'actually' would still make sense if you removed it.
Actually you are wrong.

Actually you are correct.


What about the movie Love Actually. WOULD SOUND PRETTY STUPID JUST LOVE. HUH


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Actually you are wrong.

Actually you are correct.


What about the movie Love Actually. WOULD SOUND PRETTY STUPID JUST LOVE. HUH


/end rant.
But we would not have known the title as “Love Actually”. It would just be called “Love” from day 1. It’s becuase we’ve know it as “Love Actually” for so long, that our minds can’t process the change.
 

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is one of the most useless words in the English language. Every single sentence that uses would still make sense if you removed it.

Except these sentences.
You sound like me in Grade 4 using a hard word in a sentence by just saying "I do not know what [hard word] means."
 
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