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The Dice Man said:
I’ve learnt a lot about hippopotamuses in the last 2 days, such as...

They eat 40 kilos of grass a day which means they’re going to s**t a lot and where does all that s**t go? Well I’ve had a long held belief that prawns are the s**t eaters of the world, that’s been confirmed.

Also they spend most of their daytime in water but they can’t swim, what they can do though is walk under water for up to 3 minutes at speeds of up to 15 km/h. Think about that... if a hippo wants you, you’re ******.

Also they’re the real kings of the jungle.

We went driving around town last night hippo spotting and found plenty just eating grass. They’re a colossus and I hereby salut the mighty Hippo.
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Kill more people than lions
 
The Dice Man said:
I’ve learnt a lot about hippopotamuses in the last 2 days, such as...

They eat 40 kilos of grass a day which means they’re going to s**t a lot and where does all that s**t go? Well I’ve had a long held belief that prawns are the s**t eaters of the world, that’s been confirmed.

Also they spend most of their daytime in water but they can’t swim, what they can do though is walk under water for up to 3 minutes at speeds of up to 15 km/h. Think about that... if a hippo wants you, you’re ******.

Also they’re the real kings of the jungle.

We went driving around town last night hippo spotting and found plenty just eating grass. They’re a colossus and I hereby salut the mighty Hippo.
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but have you eaten one yet?
 
Denmark has the oldest unchanged flag in the world.
 
Hawk Dork said:
but have you eaten one yet?
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Nup, still haven’t seen it but I’m sure I read somewhere in the last 2 days that’s it’s illegal.

Went on a self driving safari today, can add wilder beasts, Rhinos, Springboks and Buffaloes to the list. Got some beautiful shots I can’t wait to see, especially of buffaloes.
 
GG.exe said:
I never knew my genetic ancestry as I was abandoned at birth. But recently I had a test done and it was revealed I am Native American, most likely Comanche. Given I was born in Northwestern Texas, which is where the Comanche mostly lived, it makes sense.
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Jump onto the Redskins
 

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The Dice Man said:
I’ve learnt a lot about hippopotamuses in the last 2 days, such as...

They eat 40 kilos of grass a day which means they’re going to s**t a lot and where does all that s**t go? Well I’ve had a long held belief that prawns are the s**t eaters of the world, that’s been confirmed.

Also they spend most of their daytime in water but they can’t swim, what they can do though is walk under water for up to 3 minutes at speeds of up to 15 km/h. Think about that... if a hippo wants you, you’re ******.

Also they’re the real kings of the jungle.

We went driving around town last night hippo spotting and found plenty just eating grass. They’re a colossus and I hereby salut the mighty Hippo.
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I thought they ate small white plastic marbles. My childhood has been a lie
 
Hawk Dork said:
US Government gunna US Government,,,,just traditionally cracking down on the "commies"/enemys of the Ponzi scheme
Lucky now days the African Americans love their rappers and trying to get rich is the palatable message
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There's also a Black Illuminati (so to speak), specifically for "people of color" in America.
 
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