Poll: Which AFL "Captain" is the league's fakest fake captain: Nathan Jones vs Tex Balker

Which "co-captain" is the fakest captain in the AFL?


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Vikingblood

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Well before your lot of proven chokers manage to get one...but everyone knows that. Enjoy the power stance haka -M7.

That's all you've got? You've gotta get there to compete mate.

Enjoy...
your criminally incapable football department
your trade of Draft pick 1 or 2 for Stocker LOLOLOL
your underachieving bunch of high draft picks
your Mafia boss President
your brown paper bags
your 30 years without a GF
your coach killing players
your 50% winning ratio in grand finals since 1897
plenty more to come...
 
LOL @ Gibbs trade moo hat.



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Mr Blicavs

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That's all you've got? You've gotta get there to compete mate.

Enjoy...
your criminally incapable football department
your trade of Draft pick 1 or 2 for Stocker LOLOLOL
your underachieving bunch of high draft picks
your Mafia boss President
your brown paper bags
your 30 years without a GF
your coach killing players
your 50% winning ratio in grand finals since 1897
plenty more to come...
Not to mention the 2 worst father son picks in the history of the game
Silvagni and Silvagni.... lol, what a narcissistic flog SOS must be
 
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All of the above can handle being tagged. Unlike Cotchin.
Brownlow medalist Trent Cotchin has Captained a premiership team and been voted by his peers Captain of the year last year for his courageous attack on the pill, Cotchin leads by example.
Lets not smear him with the cowardly muck delivered by Jones and Walker, neither have ever required a tagger to put them off their game, the sound of footsteps is sufficient.
 
Its funny cause Carltons list be like:

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And its all thanks to SOS
Thanks for 2E by the way... hope youre enjoying Smedts and Lang :$

Don't forget the trading the rights to one Nathan Krueger, who is developing rather nicely in the VFL at the moment. :thumbsu:
 

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Brownlow medalist Trent Cotchin has Captained a premiership team and been voted by his peers Captain of the year last year for his courageous attack on the pill, Cotchin leads by example.
Lets not smear him with the cowardly muck delivered by Jones and Walker, neither have ever required a tagger to put them off their game, the sound of footsteps is sufficient.
Tex was also named captain of the year - twice, and too bad Cotchin can't hear which direction the wind is blowing.
 
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Tex was also named captain of the year - twice, and too bad Cotchin can't hear which direction the wind is blowing.
So your saying Nathan Jones who no one has ever voted Captain of the year is a standout as the fakest fake Captain?

You do realise the thread is about clubs that dont have enough confidence in any one player to make them sole Captain?
 
There's no doubt that Dean Rampe, Taylor Walker ,Ben Stratten and Jack Viney were bad choices. Viney is soft and a whiner.
Viney soft, now Ive heard it all.
 

p5ych00n5

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So a few teams have multiple captains like Gold Coast with Swallow/Witts and GWS with Ward/Davis. Those teams tend to choose multiple captains when their inspirational leader might be a little injury prone, so they choose one of their other good players to captain alongside them :rainbow:

Then there are teams that squib on telling their old captains that they are too embarrassing to keep captaining the club, so they choose another captain to be their "co-captain", even though everyone knows the new captain is the real captain :oops: Like how Adelaide chose Sloane, who is actually a good player, to co-captain with Tex, who is a horribly untalented and uninspirational squib :thumbsdown: The only bigger squib at Adelaide than Tex is the person who squibbed on sacking Tex as captain. Then there is Nathan Jones, who isn't the biggest squib, but he is just an awfully dumb mundane player who stood out for a little while because he was the only midfielder who was actually trying not to tank at Melbourne. But as a captain he is just embarrassing and one of the worst players on their list now that they are an okay-ish team.

So I can't split these two fake captains for which is the biggest pretender. Who do you think it is Bay?? 😬
No Trent Cockchin option?, ooof lift your game Jazny
 
He had to take a week off from copping a sheppard from an 18 year old rookie half his size, folded like a soufflé when you open the oven to early
Lol he lined him up from 10 metres away when Viney was looking the other way.

And Viney is only 178 cms. Small by AFL standard yet hasnt taken a backward step his whole career.

Speaking of being half someones size, loved watching him rag doll Rance after he dog shotted Jack Watts
 

p5ych00n5

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Lol he lined him up from 10 metres away when Viney was looking the other way.

And Viney is only 178 cms. Small by AFL standard yet hasnt taken a backward step his whole career.

Speaking of being half someones size, loved watching him rag doll Rance after he dog shotted Jack Watts
Nice deflecting melt on the Marshmallow viney
 
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#VICBIAS
So a few teams have multiple captains like Gold Coast with Swallow/Witts and GWS with Ward/Davis. Those teams tend to choose multiple captains when their inspirational leader might be a little injury prone, so they choose one of their other good players to captain alongside them :rainbow:

Then there are teams that squib on telling their old captains that they are too embarrassing to keep captaining the club, so they choose another captain to be their "co-captain", even though everyone knows the new captain is the real captain :oops: Like how Adelaide chose Sloane, who is actually a good player, to co-captain with Tex, who is a horribly untalented and uninspirational squib :thumbsdown: The only bigger squib at Adelaide than Tex is the person who squibbed on sacking Tex as captain. Then there is Nathan Jones, who isn't the biggest squib, but he is just an awfully dumb mundane player who stood out for a little while because he was the only midfielder who was actually trying not to tank at Melbourne. But as a captain he is just embarrassing and one of the worst players on their list now that they are an okay-ish team.

So I can't split these two fake captains for which is the biggest pretender. Who do you think it is Bay?? 😬
I'm with you, Jaz, very tough to split them. But this is a brilliant thread, more Caro's Arrow than the Witch of Wilson herself. A deadset spear.

Jaz's Javelin?
 
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