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A man on his way home from work, comes to a dead halt
in traffic and thinks to himself, "This traffic seems worse than
usual. Nothing's even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth
between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks,
"Constable, what's the hold up?"
The constable replies, "It's Eddie McGuire. He's just
so depressed about his personal life - the thought of moving with
Carla & Joseph to Sydney and the state of disruption amongst his beloved
Magpies, Channel 9 losing the football coverage, having to give up The
Footy Show, Who wants to be a Millionaire, and his Triple M radio show, that
he's stopped his motorcade in the middle of the freeway and he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.
He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the
money to pay for the new house renovations at Point Piper and to bring his
current house in Toorak up to scratch to put it on the market.
We're taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really? How much have you got so far?"
"About three hundred litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
in traffic and thinks to himself, "This traffic seems worse than
usual. Nothing's even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth
between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks,
"Constable, what's the hold up?"
The constable replies, "It's Eddie McGuire. He's just
so depressed about his personal life - the thought of moving with
Carla & Joseph to Sydney and the state of disruption amongst his beloved
Magpies, Channel 9 losing the football coverage, having to give up The
Footy Show, Who wants to be a Millionaire, and his Triple M radio show, that
he's stopped his motorcade in the middle of the freeway and he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.
He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the
money to pay for the new house renovations at Point Piper and to bring his
current house in Toorak up to scratch to put it on the market.
We're taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really? How much have you got so far?"
"About three hundred litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
