Roast Port Adelaide Book of Feuds

[Pappagallo]

Fun fact: Gold Coast lost their first ever AFL game by 119 points.

 

[tribey]

When they started to do things like this a few years ago:



Is their strategy to confuse Lions fans into going to the wrong game?

 

[70sDinosaur]

I hate that weak campaigner who wasn't looking where he was going and got in Hartlett's way in 2013.

 

[RossFC]

Fun fact: Gold Coast lost their first ever AFL game by 119 points.

CHB Bret Thornton kicked 4 goals in that game lol.

 

[RossFC]

When they started to do things like this a few years ago:

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Is their strategy to confuse Lions fans into going to the wrong game?

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Port can't wear the Prison Bars but that is allowed, ok.

 

[Pappagallo]

CHB Bret Thornton kicked 4 goals in that game lol.

Still seems more likely than Carlton beating anyone by 119 points. They haven’t even scored 119 points in a game in over 3 years.

 

[spookism]

Port can't wear the Prison Bars but that is allowed, ok.

Preparing the faithful for the inevitable merge

 

[RossFC]

Preparing the faithful for the inevitable merge

"Like Fitzroy, Bears and Gold Coast SUNS of old!"

 

[Pappagallo]

"Like Fitzroy, Bears and Gold Coast SUNS of old!"

Carn tha Sun Bears!

 

[Schulzenfest]

I hate that we haven't stolen the rest of their good players yet.

There’s only like 3 more good players to go though, shouldn’t take too much longer.

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

* me this thread is too much.

My sides and jaw ache from all the laughing.

Tip of the hat to all contributors

 

[Contested Marx]

Who the hell thought that the colours yellow and red go together?

It's yellow red and sky blue

The yellow represents the sun which is golden, and the sand

The blue represents the water and the sky

The red represents the colour on the face of whoever loses to them



Also:
They should rename themselves the SUMS because grade 3 arithmetic is harder to beat

 

[Papa G]

Who the hell thought that the colours yellow and red go together?

Mainly Communists.

 

[bomberclifford]

Carn tha Sun Bears!

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A Scottish mate of mine describes a lustful night he had with a glamorous lady with long, lacquered finger nails as, "like being attacked by a Malaysian Sun Bear on pingers".

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Their ******* draft concessions. campaigners.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

The * is this ??

 

[jakey]

The **** is this ??

Rodney eade with a fish.

 

[StuMan]

The **** is this ??

I believe it's a promo shot for an episode of Strange Sex.

 

[Killer Power]

I hate that weak campaigner who wasn't looking where he was going and got in Hartlett's way in 2013.

Seb Tape. Zero awareness.

 

[Established1870]

Looked up more photos of the Malayan Sun Bear after seeing that picture in this thread.

Just saw a few photos of my new favourite animal that only a scumbag would like.

The Suns can * off for that.

 

[tribey]

Seb Tape. Zero awareness.

That still makes me rage. The league basically said,

1) A player can chase another player who he is intending to tackle, in any manner he chooses. Head down, no profiterole [sic] vision, no awareness beyond his own lane a la a sprinter at an athletics track? Doesn't matter. You don't have to have a care in the world. You're completely free of any responsibility for your own safety. Just worry about sticking that horse collar.

2) Hartlett, in choosing to protect Wingard [the most valuable playing commodity the club had at that time by an absolute street] with a shepherd, had to do so in a manner that resulted in zero contact to the head. Incidental or otherwise. Even if the chaser was contributing to his own demise by blindly sprinting with his head forward and low.

Ultimately, in getting as low as possible, with feet planted, elbow tucked in and shoulder down, Hartlett impacted Tape predominantly in the chest, with the shearing forces of the impact and a partial head clash causing the SUNS player's brain to blue screen.

Remember though, this wasn't one of those clear "alternative was to tackle" scenarios.

The only alternative for Hartlett was to either watch Tape go past and potentially run down and tackle Wingard, leaving his teammate exposed to potential injury, the team missing out on a goalscoring opportunity and being labelled an unreliable selfish squib himself - or go into the block half-hearted and limp out of overconcern for tunnel-vision Tape, vastly increasing the chances of himself coming off second best and getting hurt given the SUNS player would have all the momentum at impact.

Insane.

The funny thing is, given the re-jig for incidental head contact a couple of years ago - exemplified by the ludicrous exoneration of Ryan Burton for sending Shaun Higgins into la-la land despite picking him off high when the North player had the ball and the clear alternative to tackle was spurned - Hartlett would actually get off that now.

 

[dirty2]

Couldn't find AtkinsWithHandToEar.jpeg so this will do as it shows off his ******* rat features.

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Looks like you edited the di.ck out of his mouth

 

[Portology]

Yeah I'm just not that fussed this week...



...and I HATE THEM FOR THAT!!!

 

[Ford Fairlane]

The **** is this ??

I'm not sure who looks more uncomfortable.

 

[Andre]

The **** is this ??

Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...