Port Adelaide Fist Car / Trailer

[PortLadelaid]

Does anyone have a photograph or video of the beautiful monstrosity that was the “Driving Fist” from the bad old days at Football Park? I once met a guy at the footy who told me he “drove the fist” which nearly made me blush until I realised what he was talking about. Photographic evidence will help in retelling this anecdote to my children.

 

[Dylan8]

 

[70sDinosaur]

I know this should be in the unpopular opinions thread, but I thought that fist float was awesome, as was the mobile phone mascot and the teal socks for away games.

 

[Lightning_Rod]

That stuff triggers me, rhianna, the funk squad and the portable fist FMD what a nightmare those times were.

 

[Power Raid]

I loved as a kid learning about Port, I was fascinated by "we exist to win premierships" and "the creed"

I know times have changed but this cheapens Port Adelaide

 

[sobrave]

Love the fist

Every club needs a bit of tacky crap, like the Freo inflatable anchor that looks like a big dildo

 

[Lightning_Rod]

Love the fist

Every club needs a bit of tacky crap, like the Freo inflatable anchor that looks like a big dildo

Have the crows still got the famous zipper on the banner or?

 

[raman]

There are things that are just s**t and there are things that are so s**t they're kind of brilliant, and this is the latter.

 

[Macca19]

That stuff triggers me, rhianna, the funk squad and the portable fist FMD what a nightmare those times were.

PLEASE DONT STOP THE PLEASE DONT STOP THE PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Strange first post on Big Footy.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

PLEASE DONT STOP THE PLEASE DONT STOP THE PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC

This would be the nearest thing we have to the Richmond club song for the Crows.

 

[Lightning_Rod]

PLEASE DONT STOP THE PLEASE DONT STOP THE PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC

Exactly its on loop in my skull

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Strange first post on Big Footy.

I just assumed it was a regular poster who was too ashamed to ask this question using his real profile.

 

[elsler]

* that takes me way back to a time i dont want go to

 

[backtozero]

I really like the three quarter length pants. Ties the whole ensemble together imo.

 

[elsler]

it looks like wee licker driving the quad bike ?

 

[TheFVK]

PLEASE DONT STOP THE PLEASE DONT STOP THE PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC

LET'S GET LOUD
LET'S GET LOUUUUD!

 

[Enviable Tradition]

I really like the three quarter length pants. Ties the whole ensemble together imo.

What is the job of the guy standing on the float anyway?

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[El_Scorcho]

I know this should be in the unpopular opinions thread, but I thought that fist float was awesome, as was the mobile phone mascot and the teal socks for away games.

Teal socks are the 2nd most historically important piece of Ports on field attire containing teal behind the 2004 GF guernsey.

 

[70sDinosaur]

Teal socks are the 2nd most historically important piece of Ports on field attire containing teal behind the 2004 GF guernsey.

The socks Tredrea wore when he booted 8 goals against Carlton should be afforded the same status as the American declaraton of independence and the shroud of Turin.

 

[Schulzenfest]

If we win the flag the whole team should do a lap of honour clinging to the fist float

 

[VineValerian]

I really like the three quarter length pants. Ties the whole ensemble together imo.

Win the GF and we can have the whole team roster standing on a semi trailer, doing a lap of Alberton oval, and holding plastic lightning bolts in their clenched fists above their heads.

Come on. You know it's right

 

[Lightning_Rod]

If we win the flag the whole team should do a lap of honour clinging to the fist float

Drive the fist down Rundle mall with the funk squad in tow for the premiership cup parade you reckon

 

[jakey]

Those the home made teal modesty curtains .

 

[Duck Farmer]

PLEASE DONT STOP THE PLEASE DONT STOP THE PLEASE DONT STOP THE MUSIC

At least until we're top.