Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 17

[Duckimus Prime]

That canary yellow will never not be awful. Why the fu** are a team called the Crows yellow, black and red?

Oh that's right. Born in a court room as a pseudo state team.

Its not the Canary yellow though, its the gold that they've always had as hoop. Unlike previous yellows that they've used in away sides. It looks like Oneills has done a good job in picking the yellow for the top.

And I think they should be applauded for their current activity of 31 years of heritage. Yes its only a short period, but at least they're no longer trying to claim the whole SANFL or all of South Australian Football history as their heritage.

 

[VineValerian]

Its not the Canary yellow though, its the gold that they've always had as hoop. Unlike previous yellows that they've used in away sides. It looks like Oneills has done a good job in picking the yellow for the top.

And I think they should be applauded for their current activity of 31 years of heritage. Yes its only a short period, but at least they're no longer trying to claim the whole SANFL or all of South Australian Football history as their heritage.

That's coming soon!

 

[sobrave]

I must confess that I don't even know what the fu** "croweater" means or where it came from. The people I have heard saying it tend to be fu**head media types.

. When you're done having a good grope of the sand, you sometimes need to eat a crow

 

[backtozero]

Doesn't matter what the design is, there is no possible way to make red, yellow and blue look good together. Its impossible. Literally every design they have is trying to polish a turd.

 

[JimmyBC]

The names of all the players since 1991 on the guernsey is desperation.

 

[sobrave]

The names of all the players since 1991 on the guernsey is desperation.

I want a romano negri Guernsey but will settle for John Klug or Randall Bone.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I want a romano negri Guernsey but will settle for John Klug or Randall Bone.

Klug was a gun.

Bad knees ****ed him. He could play a bit and was much better than Negri and Bone combined.

 

[Papa G]

Klug was a gun.

Bad knees f’ed him. He could play a bit and was much better than Negri and Bone combined.

Yep. Klug had sublime skills. Negri was just your old school tall unco ruckman and Bone was fat.

 

[GoTheMightyCrows]

I want the jumper that only has the players names that left the crows.

 

[Stryke]

They have pulled out the big guns to promote their heritage too!

Now there is their rich history, along with their bright future!

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Wait.... the guy on the left is an AFL player? he has 3 chins!

 

[backtozero]

Wait.... the guy on the left is an AFL player? he has 3 chins!

 

[OneGreatClub]

I want the jumper that only has the players names that left the crows.

Size XXXL then

 

[Enviable Tradition]

I want the jumper that only has the players names that left the crows.

Its not that much different

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[JimmyBC]

Doesn't matter what the design is, there is no possible way to make red, yellow and blue look good together. Its impossible. Literally every design they have is trying to polish a turd.

Hoop designs look crap with more than two colours as well they have a s**t sandwich, their merch would never appeal to anyone outside of the rusted on SA dwelling tragics.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Define 'disappointed'

 

[Grave Danger]

They have pulled out the big guns to promote their heritage too!

Now there is their rich history, along with their bright future!

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So wait, the ALF is allowing them to wear their heritage jumper in every game???

 

[wannabejack]

So wait, the ALF is allowing them to wear their heritage jumper in every game???

As long as they don't wear it at our home showdown.

 

[robbo1981]

Loving Adelaide, Essendon and Collingwood all seem to be ****ed couldn't happen to a better bunch .

 

[Jojay]

Lol of all the times to send an email like that .. 8pm on a Friday night.

"Enjoy your weekend fellas."

 

[backtozero]

Loving Adelaide, Essendon and Collingwood all seem to be f’ed couldn't happen to a better bunch .

Hawthorn not far behind.

 

[GoPorts]

Lol of all the times to send an email like that .. 8pm on a Friday night.

"Enjoy your weekend fellas."

Send and logoff, phones off

We'll deal with that Monday

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I must confess that I don't even know what the fu** "croweater" means or where it came from. The people I have heard saying it tend to be fu**head media types.

Lack of red meat in the early days of the colony meant some people ate crows, parrots and cockatoos.

Easier to say croweater than parroteater or cockatooeater.

 

[chiwigi]

or cockatooeater.

Fnarr, fnarr!

 

[Mundusa]

They could just shorten cockatoo eater to cockeater... wait

 

[bomberclifford]

They could just shorten cockatoo eater to cockeater... wait

The Mighty Adelaide utensils.