Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 20

[GremioPower]

Has Ted registered a stat yet?

ToG

 

[Ford Fairlane]

ToG

 

[philreich]

Yep - I've had warmer kisses from the mother in law.........

 

[240volt]

Yep - I've had warmer kisses from the mother in law.........

Reminds me of my favourite bumper sticker …… Mother in law in the boot

 

[PowerBaz]

Olympics last night was great viewing. The Aussie sprinter has some wheels!

 

[TeeKray]

That's exactly gonna be what happens.

Wce will piss in one more win and will knock us out first week of the finals.

Theyre not 5-0 against us at AO for nothing

Hahaha exactly. It's like a train wreck in slow motion. And then just like 2017, some other team will roll them by 80 in the semis.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

I posted, few weeks back, about Colin Graham. I knew he had a serious accident but got the details very wrong.

 

[JimmyBC]

Coach killer unfolding at Marvel

 

[backtozero]

No-one can save the Gold Coast. They are the modern day Fitzroy. What a waste of time and money.

 

[Greasyrhys]

Lol suns, just fold them.

 

[tribey]

No-one can save the Gold Coast. They are the modern day Fitzroy. What a waste of time and money.

I’m thinking of starting an NGO to sponsor Touk Miller and Ben King. I mean, it’s not their fault they were drafted there, the poor buggers.

 

[El Zorro]

Welcome back to the PAFC, assistant coach Stuart Dew

Stuart Dew

Age

44

Ht

183cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.1

3star

K

9.1

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.8

4star

.

 

[tribey]

If you merged Ben Ainsworth

9

Ben Ainsworth

Age

26

Ht

178cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

8.1

3star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.7

4star

G

0.7

4star

D

12.8

3star

K

8.3

3star

HB

4.5

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

13.6

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

6.8

5star

M

3.8

4star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.6

3star

, Darcy MacPherson

44

Darcy Macpherson

Age

26

Ht

175cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.1

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

4.9

5star

MG

187.8

3star

D

11.0

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.8

3star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.5

3star

MG

137.3

2star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.8

5star

MG

113.6

2star

and Alex Sexton

6

Alex Sexton

Age

30

Ht

186cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.4

3star

K

8.3

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.0

4star

MG

316.2

4star

D

9.6

2star

K

7.3

3star

HB

2.3

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.9

3star

D

9.4

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

you’d have a player who is nearly half as good as Robbie Gray

9

Robbie Gray

Age

36

Ht

183cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

10.1

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.4

5star

D

13.3

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.6

4star

G

0.6

4star

D

10.4

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

is now, so it’s not all doom and gloom.

 

[JimmyBC]

I'm not sure what the answer is with GC they need to bring in some experienced players but I mean you say that when they've given away a guy like Lyons for nothing in recent history.

 

[Powerade 08]

Matt Rowell

18

Matt Rowell

Age

22

Ht

180cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

0.8

1star

T

5.2

5star

CL

3.8

5star

D

17.4

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

0.8

1star

T

5.2

5star

CL

3.8

5star

D

17.4

5star

K

7.6

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

0.8

1star

T

5.2

5star

CL

3.8

5star

and Ben King

34

Ben King

Age

23

Ht

202cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.2

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

3.5

4star

T

0.5

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

7.5

2star

K

5.6

2star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.5

5star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.2

3star

G

1.0

4star

have combined for 10 touches and -50 meters gained

edit: now 11 touches and -64

 

[chiwigi]

No-one can save the Gold Coast. They are the modern day Fitzroy. What a waste of time and money.

Clarkson will give it a shot.

 

[tribey]

I'm not sure what the answer is with GC they need to bring in some experienced players but I mean you say that when they've given away a guy like Lyons for nothing in recent history.

They’re clearly missing the likes of Witts and Ellis, but gee whiz, they’ve currently got a fleet of small forwards on the field who are giving them absolutely nothing.

Negligible pressure. Negligible link play. Negligible scoring threat.

When they’re nowhere near their best form you can only get away with playing one of Ainsworth, MacPherson and Sexton, and they’re running with all three — against the freaking Dees.

 

[JimmyBC]

Welcome back to the PAFC, assistant coach Stuart Dew.

We exist to shuffle assistants.

 

[davesnothere]

Clarkson will give it a shot.

Nah it's a lifestyle issue. Sun surf. Late teens early 20s cashed up and women everywhere and nobody to pull them into line ie. family.
It's a disaster. Think Clarko is smart enough to steer clear.

 

[philreich]

This is already uglier than Taylor Walker

13

Taylor Walker

Age

33

Ht

194cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

5.7

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

2.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.0

2star

K

6.4

3star

HB

1.6

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.6

5star

for the Suns!!!

 

[tribey]

Josh Caddy

22

Josh Caddy

Age

31

Ht

186cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.0

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

7.8

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.5

5star

CL

2.5

4star

D

13.5

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

6.0

3star

M

4.8

4star

T

1.5

2star

CL

0.7

3star

D

14.0

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

1.8

4star

and Tom Lynch (ADL) playing HFF/wing for this lot would be a huge improvement in the short-term.

 

[tribey]

Nah it's a lifestyle issue. Sun surf. Late teens early 20s cashed up and women everywhere and nobody to pull them into line ie. family.
It's a disaster. Think Clarko is smart enough to steer clear.

Similar argument has been made for St Kilda and Glenelg’s myriad underachievement and failures. It’s all nightlife, swimming and t¡ts.

 

[chachi11]

Matt Rowell and Ben King have combined for 10 touches and -50 meters gained

edit: now 11 touches and -64

How do they calculate metres gained? How do you get a minus?

 

[Schulzenfest]

How do they calculate metres gained? How do you get a minus?

If you kick the ball 20 metres towards your goal, you get a plus 20. If you kick the ball perfectly sideways, you get nothing. If you kick the ball 20 metres away from your goal, you get a minus 20.

 

[afl2004]

Matt Rowell and Ben King have combined for 10 touches and -50 meters gained

edit: now 11 touches and -64

Ben King a key forwards so his doesn't really count