Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 7

[LFC2010]

Close to 90000 ha ha ha ha ha...

PMSL!!!

 

[mic59]

Most interesting two things to come out of tonight's game were that Billy Gowers has no longer kicked a goal in every round and that the supporter who touched Easton Wood cannot be located as he is not a member.

 

[Portology]

Most interesting two things to come out of tonight's game were that Billy Gowers has no longer kicked a goal in every round and that the supporter who touched Easton Wood cannot be located as he is not a member.

Bum Patter (not his real name) had a lanyard on so he might be able to be identified “and given a stern warning”. Yeah right.


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[Duck Farmer]

#datanottallies

#data_not_total_lies

 

[Waspy79]

If Hamish wasn’t Gil’s brother I’d have time for him.

 

[tribey]

Lol they only care about the figures they run all year long. Then hide the audited figures when they roll around as they figure no one sees that anyway. Classic stuff from the ol' crows bullshit castle.

On top of the bait'n'switch with their finances.

"Before covering our annual AFL sub-licence payment, annual fee for competing in the SANFL and paying for things like the salary cap and staff wages and drinks and stuff, we made a profit of ELEVEN."

 

[Waspy79]

On top of the bait'n'switch with their finances.

"Before covering our annual AFL sub-licence payment, annual fee for competing in the SANFL and paying for things like the salary cap and staff wages and drinks and stuff, we made a profit of ELEVEN."

Linguistically gifted.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

The hamming up of membership figures seems oh so easy when they are all kept at a distance he'd probably love a world where emails attend AO fixtures.

 

[Smithy7]

Fagan claiming 90,000 members. Lol

Wait till the AFL does their Member audit at the end of the year ...30,500 will be wiped off the total.

 

[Interstater]

60k were in the bar

The Audi room is a Tardis.

 

[NoddyHolder]

The hamming up of membership figures seems oh so easy when they are all kept at a distance he'd probably love a world where emails attend AO fixtures.

I think 10 thousand of them did tonight

 

[Hammer#8]

What a weird position the Dogs are in.

Are they rebuilding or they still trying to capitalise on another flag with the salvage from their 2016 list?

 

[dav3]

Bum Patter (not his real name) had a lanyard on so he might be able to be identified “and given a stern warning”. Yeah right.


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[Magus]

Didnt watch the game.

2.14

What happened?

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

this rat campaigner

 

[elsler]

View attachment 499280 this rat campaigner

his name is Cletus Spuckler???

 

[John the Butcher]

Was at the game unfortunately due to free tickets from some instant win competition which didn't have any port tickets left.

Started out on the hill, started well to greet us on the big screen the f***head Theo Dorp's fugly face. Old mate crows fan probably had a few in his system already and wankishly dancing his boots off (and thrusting his flag when the doggies ran out?) We were just to left of this shot



See the crows run out. Honestly, not even being bias, I have seen more atmosphere at a euthensia clinic.

Moved undercover to face the wall of oldies looking up at the TV screens, couldn't break their firm wall of China.

Eventually moved past those junior members to some standing room above the Port race. See old mate taking his work mate out on a date to the footy. She's texting a friend, getting her to explain the game to her because she had "no fking clue.......!!!" with nonetheless Chardonnay in hand.

In true Crows spirit, we leave at 3/4 time. Grab a drink in Hindley St and 10 mins into the last qtr, STREAMS of crows "fans" mass exodus into the railway station. At this point they have game in bag, let's stay to celebrate win!? Nope, mass exodus. Train was 2 car and very full. They're on there celebrating the win they didn't even see.

10/10 money can't buy experience!

 

[Janey]

Was at the game unfortunately due to free tickets from some instant win competition which didn't have any port tickets left.

Started out on the hill, started well to greet us on the big screen the f***head Theo Dorp's fugly face. Old mate crows fan probably had a few in his system already and wankishly dancing his boots off (and thrusting his flag when the doggies ran out?)

See the crows run out. Honestly, not even being bias, I have seen more atmosphere at a euthensia clinic.

Moved undercover to face the wall of oldies looking up at the TV screens, couldn't break their firm wall of China.

Eventually moved past those junior members to some standing room above the Port race. See old mate taking his work mate out on a date to the footy. She's texting a friend, getting her to explain the game to her because she had "no fking clue.......!!!" with nonetheless Chardonnay in hand.

In true Crows spirit, we leave at 3/4 time. Grab a drink in Hindley St and 10 mins into the last qtr, STREAMS of crows "fans" mass exodus into the railway station. At this point they have game in bag, let's stay to celebrate win!? Nope, mass exodus. Train was 2 car and very full. They're on there celebrating the win they didn't even see.

10/10 money can't buy experience!

I've sometimes thought about going to a crows home game just to see if all our (possibly biased) opinions of their crowds are accurate. Thank you so much for your post, now I'll never have to subject myself to the experience to find out.

 

[John the Butcher]

I've sometimes thought about going to a crows home game just to see if all our (possibly biased) opinions of their crowds are accurate. Thank you so much for your post, now I'll never have to subject myself to the experience to find out.

That's okay! Haha I'm sure travelling opposition players have the same views!

 

[Forzaport]

I reckon at least 10k of those 90k “members” are Port Board shitposting free memberships.

 

[edgie]

I reckon at least 10k of those 90k “members” are Port Board shitposting free memberships.

Member 88313

Tiwentisevin Teengranfinal

'I think it's an Indian fella, Fages'
'Good work Nige, keep em coming'

 

[Magus]

Listening to Bruce is like listening to your grandma commentating. Bl0ody awful

 

[ROBBBO]

I reckon at least 10k of those 90k “members” are Port Board shitposting free memberships.

Adolf Hitler topped it for me

Funny bastards

 

[Zakk Wylde]

View attachment 499280 this rat campaigner

 

[GremioPower]

Capybaras, I know. There are plenty of those around here.