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Sandy Roberts because he constantly calls us "Port Power" and I'd be able to catch Roberts as opposed to Harvey who would be 100m away before I could swing my arm.
Sandy's a buffoon from way back
he's beneath contempt
a worn out, irrelevant relic of by gone days
a mundane,banal and trite twit
obvious despite himself
He emcee's beige conventions
for also rans

he's the froth n bubble man
for mediocracy
n he's not alone
 

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The cows 2 and percentage out of the 8. See how the tiser puts a positive spin on this. And Dangermouse 18 touches, NO tackles and a goal. How many points will he get for the Merv Agars medal?
 

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The most unbeatable forward line on the planet with 1.3 between the 4 of them. Superstars.
This superstar forward line has now scored the princely sum of 138 goals in 11 games, and 41 of those came in 2 games against the Saints and Giants. Yep: I completely understand the pre season hype - even Manchester City scored 105 goals in the EPL - the Crows might be lucky to double that tally by the end of the year :)
 
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Sandy Roberts and Boomer Harvey need to go back to the 90's and stay there.
Sandy Roberts is more a refugee from the 1970s. Probably has a great collection of beige polyester flares and cream body shirts with white nylon paisley ties at home.
 

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Crows have just released their new club song:

Oh yes, we're the great pretenders
Pretending we're good, when we're not
We seem to be what we're not, you see
Cos Sando has not got a clue
We'll continue to keep teasing you.
 
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It's a Norf free kick festival.

Bet they play like a bunch of fairies next week- won't go their way at Adelaide oval with the BOO-vines.
They've won twice in Perth this year. A stadium full of booing cattle doesn't phase them. They seem to thrive on it.
 
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