Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 29

[StrappingTape]

Whose Sydney for our this week from injury/suspension? Off the top of my head:

Mills
Papley
Amarti
Cunningham
Gouldon
Fox
McDonald - assuming he is injured and not just left out

I feel like there's maybe two more starting 18 on top of that. Put them in they'd maybe 7 - 12 at best this year but they would be able to at least score. We would lose to west coast with that many outs lol

 

[240volt]

Who even says "mint" in the year of our lord 2025.

English saying, I heard it a bit on my travels way up north (Newcastle)
After a couple of Newky Brown’s you can understand them.

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

English saying, I heard it a bit on my travels way up north (Newcastle)
After a couple of Newky Brown’s you can understand them.

We call them Newcastle brown ales here

 

[JHF1870]

175 points and we go ahead of Swans

 

[JHF1870]

Blakey is shit

 

[TazD]

This Crom team is farken mint biscuits. And shout out to their draft guy, absolutely nailed the Soligo pick.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Maybe John Lomgmire knew that ship was sinking so he jumped off.

 

[240volt]

This Crom team is farken mint biscuits. And shout out to their draft guy, absolutely nailed the Soligo pick.

 

[JimmyBC]

BLOODY RUCKMEN CANT COACH!! UP THE GUTS!! NO HAIR!!

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Adelaide are definitely contenders

 

[240volt]

 

[240volt]

Adelaide are definitely contenders

For finals yes for flag no way.

 

[JHF1870]

For finals yes for flag no way.

Collingwood have it in the bag.

Making light work of Ginny and co

 

[tribey]

Rankine just broke more tackles than reverse cowgirl

 

[Steve Dore]

Sack anyone with a last name ending in "ley"

 

[240volt]

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What cemetery did they dig that up from.

 

[Windy Cindy]

18-4

What the heck

 

[PortAdelFC1997]

Ben Keays

2

Ben Keays

Age

28

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.1

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.9

5star

G

0.4

3star

D

13.7

3star

K

8.7

3star

HB

5.0

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.7

4star

G

0.3

3star

D

13.0

4star

K

4.8

2star

HB

8.2

5star

M

1.4

2star

T

4.4

5star

G

0.4

3star

is seriously underrated. He is everything SPP can never be; namely his goal kicking.

 

[Bump Bailey]

Sack anyone with a last name ending in "ley"

Mark Bickley reading this:

 

[240volt]

Ben Keays is seriously underrated. He is everything SPP can never be; namely his goal kicking.

SPP is another one of our players that tends to kick goals from the boundary line but misses dead in front.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Remember when we beat Sydney by 112 and lost the free kick count...

Yeah that doesn't happy for the licorice all sorts down hill skiers.

Up 21 to 14...

 

[PortAdelFC1997]

SPP is another one of our players that tends to kick goals from the boundary line but misses dead in front.

Always kicks the most BS goals ever but can't nail the easier shots. Sums up Port perfectly. Always making things harder for themselves.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Glad we never got him, comes across as a total wank.

Yeah Ivan Soldo has been heaps better

 

[240volt]

Remember when we beat Sydney by 112 and lost the free kick count...

Yeah that doesn't happy for the licorice all sorts down hill skiers.

Up 21 to 14...

If you’re absolutely slaughtering a team it’s impossible to lose the free kick count, well you’d think so.

 

[240volt]

Yeah Ivan Soldo has been heaps better

Well there’s an exceptional dud.
Both I wouldn’t have at Port.