Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 31

[Scholz Supremacy]

Essendon could beat West Coast for the spoon this year.

 

[all seeing eye]

The new ruck rule favoring ultra tall rucks, 210cm is the go. Visentini beaten by no name Crows giant in trial. Might struggle against Xerri with these rules.

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

 

[philreich]

The next time Essendon graces Friday night footy is in round 11 - against Richmond. Remember the corresponding game last year? I wonder if this one will be any better?

 

[jb04]

That's elder abuse collaring Gunston like that.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

I hope Brayden Fiorini

8

Brayden Fiorini

Age

28

Ht

187cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.9

5star

K

13.9

5star

HB

9.1

5star

M

4.7

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

2.9

4star

D

16.3

4star

K

11.0

4star

HB

5.3

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.7

3star

CL

0.7

3star

D

21.2

5star

K

10.2

4star

HB

11.0

5star

M

4.6

5star

T

4.2

5star

CL

3.2

5star

is happy with his choice right now.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

King George should be setting a new record next Sunday.

He was annihilating Essendon in the first quarter at Marvel last year before the whole team went full Hinkley and rolled over.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[all seeing eye]

Cant believe how bad Essendon are, one game in, but omg they are a rabble.

 

[Doctor Feel]

This is actually worse than anything north have produced in a long time. This is actually so much to do with effort. North try, they just suck.

 

[PatientMental]

Cant believe how bad Essendon are, one game in, but omg they are a rabble.

Brains trust collectively had a stroke hiring the admin guy to be coach

 

[Nelso]

Nice of the AFL to showcase some of the bottom 4 teams on Thursday and Friday night of round one.

 

[Portmagpies36]

Brad Scott seriously he has been stealing a living as a coach for years.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Essendon need Ken Hinkley.

 

[PatientMental]

A 22 year old polec would have loved this shite stand rule.

 

[gbear]

LOL FIORINI JUST GENTLY GIVES IT TO A HAWK

Dodged a bullet there!

 

[TazD]

Bring back Hird

 

[Doctor Feel]

Bring back Hird

Deploy

T H E W E A P O N

 

[gbear]

Essendon need Ken Hinkley.

Trade one loser coach for another one

 

[all seeing eye]

Just another AFL inequality, teams playing against sides with a game under there belt.

 

[SC_Power]

Zach Merrett in Hotel California of piss.

From off season

When they made me the Captain (and I said)
"Finals, bring me some more." (and he said)
“We haven't had a finals win here
since two thousand and four”.

And now Sam Mitchell is calling from far away
Woke me up in the middle of the night
Just to hear him say

• Welcome to the Hotel Glenferrie Oval
• Such a lovely place (but just in case)
• Make sure to hide your face
• We’re livin' it up at the Hotel Glenferrie Oval
• What a nice surprise (bring your own peptides!)
• And bring your alibis

Old VFL flags on the ceiling
The pink champagne on ice (and they said)
"We all signed long contracts here,
of our own device"

And in the boardroom chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab Sheeds with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back
to the home ground of the Hawks

"Relax," said Andrew Welsh man
"We are programmed to receive
You can check-out any time you like
But you can never leave

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Was it Jarryd Roughead

Jarryd Roughead

Age

39

Ht

193cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.6

4star

K

8.8

3star

HB

5.8

4star

M

4.7

4star

T

2.3

4star

G

2.0

5star

No current season stats available

D

7.2

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.8

3star

G

1.0

4star

who couldn't get that deal done? And now he's replaced Justin Reid at the crows, another guy who couldn't get deals done.

 

[SC_Power]

Here comes the Hawthorn redemption story fluff pieces…. No mention of “crystalline substances”….. can only end in an AFL fairytale flag, surely?

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Essendon need Ken Hinkley.

Gonna have to fight Carlton for him though.