Port Fraudelaide will be shown up for who they really are this weekend

[Drakescoffeecake]

Thanks to a soft draw, a full strength team to pick from each week and every other team injuring themselves before playing them, Port Fraudelaide have bradbury'd their way to 4th spot. A look back at their last 2 months shows us the frauds they really are:

Rnd 14 - flop over the line by 10 points thanks to a Melbourne choke. 30 less inside 50's than Melbourne, 20 less contested possessions
Rnd 15 - flop over the line against bottom placed Carlton. Less contested possessions. Held scoreless for a quarter
Rnd 16 - scrapped a unconvincing win at home against a bottom 6 team
Rnd 17 - lost to freo without Fyfe and Sandilands despite a full strength team
Rnd 18 - lost to an injury ravaged GWS at home
Rnd 19 - another unconvincing win to a bottom 6 team playing their D grade side.

Finally, Port will be coming up against a few teams that are actually decent but unfortuantely many of those still hit by injury - which will be the one and only way Port will win in the next month.

Bring on the larfs!

 

[the avoca drover]

Great.
Another West Horsham s**t fight.
Just what the bay needs.
BTW
The Puffers by 5 goals.

 

[SaltPeter]

Great.
Another West Horsham s**t fight.
Just what the bay needs.

Nice to see you acting as the Bays spokesperson. Maybe just take a week off. Perhaps you could take Crobro with you

 

[the avoca drover]

Nice to see you acting as the Bays spokesperson. Maybe just take a week off. Perhaps you could take Crobro with you

You’d miss the witty repartee.

 

[SaltPeter]

You’d miss the witty repartee.

Mmmm .. yes, I do. I might take a week off, and start it with Blackadder

 

[subaru]

Nice to see you acting as the Bays spokesperson. Maybe just take a week off. Perhaps you could take Crobro with you

Had to look to see who you were talking about
Been on my ignore list for about 3years now but still voted for me in FOTY!

Craves attention - one of those irrelevant posters that you read the first line and realize it’s boring as batshit

It inserts itself into these threads coz it’s a massive embarrassment in any Richmond ones

As for Port, media has jumped off too now.
These stats :

“The Power are also #12 in effective disposals per game, #16 in disposal efficiency, #7 in turnovers per game, #3 in frees against per game, #5 in clangers per game, #11 in goal assists per game, and #13 in points scored per game. They lack polish, to say the least.”

Might win in a slog against bottom sides but no skills

 

[peppy la pew]

This is going to be such a cripple fight,

Remember Freo did bad things to both these clubs this year

Should be rewarded with Lukosius for that alone

 

[SaltPeter]

This is going to be such a cripple fight,

Remember Freo did bad things to both these clubs this year

Should be rewarded with Lukosius for that alone

Should be rewarded with another 5 years of Ross

 

[peppy la pew]

Should be rewarded with another 5 years of Ross

How about Rankine instead

 

[SaltPeter]

How about Rankine instead

Waiting for Adelaide to take interstaters at the draft. The melts will be epic

 

[the avoca drover]

Had to look to see who you were talking about
Been on my ignore list for about 3years now but still voted for me in FOTY!

Craves attention - one of those irrelevant posters that you read the first line and realize it’s boring as batshit

It inserts itself into these threads coz it’s a massive embarrassment in any Richmond ones

How would you know all the above if l’m on your ignore list?
Vile logic.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

 

[subaru]

This is going to be such a cripple fight,

Remember Freo did bad things to both these clubs this year

Should be rewarded with Lukosius for that alone

Half our club

You did it to half !

How is that trophy cabinet looking ?

 

[subaru]

Now
Maxi

We helped get you there .... just do the right thing from hereon in

 

[NorthernLights]

Bagging a team for not having injuries lol

 

[peppy la pew]

Half our club

You did it to half !

How is that trophy cabinet looking ?

You'll never take our spoon away

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Bagging a team for not having injuries lol

Not bagging. Just pointing out their good fortune

 

[NorthernLights]

Not bagging. Just pointing out their good fortune

Sucks to be them eh?

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Sucks to be them eh?

I do feel sorry for their fans. The false sense of hope the club has given them by Bradburying to 4th.

 

[NorthernLights]

Amazing

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Now
Maxi

We helped get you there .... just do the right thing from hereon in

I hope we can.
But we are doing it for us

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

Sympathy post.

Give yourself an uppercut drakesurinalcake you shittruck.

 

[Nelso]

Not bagging. Just pointing out their good fortune

Or a team with a competent fitness department.

Hass and Birdbrain, what a combination

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Sympathy post.

Give yourself an uppercut drakesurinalcake you shittruck.

Welcome back frontrunner. No doubt you'll go missing again once we bring you back to earth this Saturday

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Or a team with a competent fitness department.

Hass and Birdbrain, what a combination

Nah, luck.