Game Day Port v Carlton 2017

[Holden Hillbilly]

Weather tonight: Fine Cool about 20 degrees.

Port by 38.

Ryder 50 hitouts

Best: Wines, Ryder, Ebert, Boak, R Gray

Most goals: R Gray, Wingard, Dixon

Crowd: 42,500

 

[Magus]

4 quarter effort please. Get some momentum heading into the game in China.

 

[Pappagallo]

Win by lots Ports.

 

[Visenfest]

GWS reserves by eleventy.

 

[Winganeen]

The Craig Bradley Cup needs to return home.

 

[Kingfish73]

I predict a sloppy game and plenty of niggle between both teams. Carlton to match us with contested football. A few of the usual suspects will get us over the line to win by 11 points. With a number of players having the usual 10-12 possessions.

Wines BOG
R Gray 3 goals
Dixon 0.3

 

[Magus]

I predict a sloppy game and plenty of niggle between both teams. Carlton to match us with contested football. A few of the usual suspects will get us over the line to win by 11 points. With a number of players having the usual 10-12 possessions.

Wines BOG
R Gray 3 goals
Dixon 0.3

That sounds horrible!

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

Port Adelaide v Carlton (AO) Titus

What a treat it is to have Carlton back on Friday nights. Who doesn’t want to come home after the work week to watch living proof the AFL doesn’t have enough talent to stretch over 18 teams?

Dale Thomas has been left out of the side due to ‘soreness.’ I heard Brendon Bolton say Daisy certainly wasn’t dropped due to poor form, which was strange as the barista was just asked if he’d like sugar.

Port Adelaide will be happy to face the Blues after dropping their last two games; this is just what the doctor ordered.

It’s been a tough few weeks for the Power, what with their consecutive losses and the situation in North Korea threatening to derail their plans to conquer China.

Only the Melbourne media could find an AFL angle for a geopolitical crisis involving North Korea and the United States.

If hostilities do break out on the Korean peninsula, I’m sure you’d agree that the disruption to the Power v Suns game will be front and centre of global concerns. So far, the United Nations’ silence on this issue is frankly, criminal.

It would just be David Koch’s luck for a nuclear Armageddon to stifle his plans for world domination.

I’m tipping Port here due to the fact they’ve got Ryder back, and it’s Carlton.

- See more at: https://titusoreily.com/afl/highly-unhelpful-guide-round-five#sthash.0I2g2wL8.dpuf

 

[Greasyrhys]

I want us to slaughter the blues to pay them back from the last two travesties against that mob, MAKE THEM HURT PORT!!!

 

[CharlieKelly]

FIRE UP!!!

 

[Contested Marx]

Pre-emptive avatar change - that's how confident I am.

Port by 88

 

[Nemisis]

Jasper to get chaired off the field after Port win by 29 points

 

[Pappagallo]

Pre-emptive avatar change - that's how confident I am.

Port by 88

That's just not reich man.

 

[Magpiespower]

I want these sonsabitches DEAD! I want 'em DEAD! I want 'em DEAD, I don't care! I want us to get these f@%ks where they breathe! I want us to belt these nancy-boy Blues! I want 'em DEAD! I want their families DEAD! I want their homes burnt to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON THEIR ASHES!

 

[Kingfish73]

That sounds horrible!

Sure, hope I am wrong. Confidence not as high as others. Will be taking my daughter and hoping the game is enjoyable. But last 8 home games I have attended last year and this year - witnessed 2 wins. Been disappointed many times. So I go in with a more conservative view....

 

[Nemisis]

I want these sonsabitches DEAD! I want 'em DEAD! I want 'em DEAD, I don't care! I want us to get these f@%ks where they breathe! I want us to belt these nancy-boy Blues! I want 'em DEAD! I want their families DEAD! I want their homes burnt to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON THEIR ASHES!

No need to use CAPS!

 

[OneGreatClub]

Port Adelaide v Carlton (AO) Titus

What a treat it is to have Carlton back on Friday nights. Who doesn’t want to come home after the work week to watch living proof the AFL doesn’t have enough talent to stretch over 18 teams?

Dale Thomas has been left out of the side due to ‘soreness.’ I heard Brendon Bolton say Daisy certainly wasn’t dropped due to poor form, which was strange as the barista was just asked if he’d like sugar.

Port Adelaide will be happy to face the Blues after dropping their last two games; this is just what the doctor ordered.

It’s been a tough few weeks for the Power, what with their consecutive losses and the situation in North Korea threatening to derail their plans to conquer China.

Only the Melbourne media could find an AFL angle for a geopolitical crisis involving North Korea and the United States.

If hostilities do break out on the Korean peninsula, I’m sure you’d agree that the disruption to the Power v Suns game will be front and centre of global concerns. So far, the United Nations’ silence on this issue is frankly, criminal.

It would just be David Koch’s luck for a nuclear Armageddon to stifle his plans for world domination.

I’m tipping Port here due to the fact they’ve got Ryder back, and it’s Carlton.

- See more at: https://titusoreily.com/afl/highly-unhelpful-guide-round-five#sthash.0I2g2wL8.dpuf

Brilliant Titus.

 

[OneGreatClub]

I want these sonsabitches DEAD! I want 'em DEAD! I want 'em DEAD, I don't care! I want us to get these f@%ks where they breathe! I want us to belt these nancy-boy Blues! I want 'em DEAD! I want their families DEAD! I want their homes burnt to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON THEIR ASHES!

Please do not stand on the hill tonight.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

We should cream 'em.

 

[Magus]

That's just not reich man.

I'll be there...rain, heil or shine.

 

[Ant Bear]

Carlton have a really dangerous forward line. Eddie Betts has been in excellent form, as has Jeffie Garlett. Tom Bell and Mitch Robinson always seem to lift against Port, and we're lucky that Jarrad Waite is injured, cos he's due for a bag, too. They'll probably play Lachie Henderson forward to try and stretch our defence, and Zach Tuohy is dangerous off half back with his long kicking. The only one who doesn't worry me is Levi Casboult.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

I hope we go all out Hawthorn 2015 in the first quarter. This mob won't come back from that.

 

[philreich]

That's just not reich man.

You rang?

Port by 63.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Please honour those that have gone before us by removing your hat/cap/beanie/do-rag when they play the last post. I don't want to hear the excuse "we didn't know about that" like I did last year.

 

[Pappagallo]

I'll be there...rain, heil or shine.

Don't forget to bring your leather trench coat.