Game Day Port v GWS in Canberra R13

[philreich]

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Fun fact - if you rearrange the letters in MOTHER IN LAW, you get WOMAN HITLER.

 

[240volt]

Fun fact - if you rearrange the letters in MOTHER IN LAW, you get WOMAN HITLER.

Bet you worked that out on a rainy Sunday afternoon

 

[Sewer de Lance]

There’s a lot of advantages in watching our games on delay. You have an option of not having to sit through 3 straight hours of absolute rabble & shite, & can instead fast forward to the end of the match to reach the same predictable conclusion, avoiding the same shit tactics, the same piss blasters, & the same pot bellied bogan smirking on the sidelines.

If the parasitic grifter succumbs to hypothermia tonight it will be a bonus.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Ken thinks ambivalence is where you’re able to use both left and right hands.

Nah you're wrong there. Ken doesn't even think about words like ambivalence because they're for white-noise, poster making, keyboard warrior smart arses.

 

[GoPorts]

Remember when Clarko was out there at Manuka in shorts and t-shirt in the snow laughing it up and inspiring the Hawks to an unexpected win?

Ken and the boys will be rugged up like Shackleton tonight, wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve got a throw rug over his legs as well.

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Engage the microwave for heat packs on the bench

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I hope we win because I always hope we win, but the enthusiasm is being sucked out of me.

Just on tagging, if Josh was coach he'd be telling players to pick off the tagger at every opportunity and help Zak out. Not the cuddly teddy bear though.

 

[Bump Bailey]

Engage the microwave for heat packs on the bench

It’s a tough climate and someone has to be cold.

 

[portforever]

It’s a tough climate and someone has to be cold.

Well we copped Ballarat with 5000 fans now we go to Canberra at night. The schedule for Port is the bottom of the barrel.

 

[Bump Bailey]

Well we copped Ballarat with 5000 fans now we go to Canberra at night. The schedule for Port is the bottom of the barrel.

It’s a winter sport.

Not ideal for fans granted.

 

[Shane_Mag]

Ken will be sipping a hot chocolate tea on the bench tonight.

 

[Lefti93]

Ken's a ****wit

 

[Steve Dore]

Meh. One game closer to a sacking.

Hinkley is not going to be sacked so I look at it as one game closer to the end of this wasted season.

I hope we win because I always hope we win, but the enthusiasm is being sucked out of me. ....

Same except the enthusiasm has been sucked out of me.

 

[jac147]

Well we copped Ballarat with 5000 fans now we go to Canberra at night. The schedule for Port is the bottom of the barrel.

Re the game at the Ballarat building site & a Canberra night game in June and the Port Adelaide Football Club. I’m sure the AFL people in charge of the fixture scheduling are deliberately taking the piss

 

[Scodges]

How many of our soft **** players will run out in longsleeves tonight?

They were training with beanies, so yeah, all I’d say.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Can't wait for the biscuits gameplan

 

[Steve Dore]

They were training with beanies, so yeah, all I’d say.

Big Freeze beanies.

 

[JimmyBC]

One of those great days/nights to rug up on the couch and watch footy it's just a pity Port are playing.

 

[PowerLil]

Nah you're wrong there. Ken doesn't even think about words like ambivalence because they're for white-noise, poster making, keyboard warrior smart arses.

Ken thinks ambivalence is a van with a stripe, flashing light and siren and picks up sick and injured people.

 

[DaTBird187]

It’s a tough climate and someone has to be cold.

You all thought the weather was great in summer.

 

[Lagooner]

Remember when Clarko was out there at Manuka in shorts and t-shirt in the snow laughing it up and inspiring the Hawks to an unexpected win?

Ken and the boys will be rugged up like Shackleton tonight, wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve got a throw rug over his legs as well.

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He actually went topless.



Around the same time our blokes were wearing two guernseys against the crom whilst getting bashed by 80-odd points.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Well we copped Ballarat with 5000 fans now we go to Canberra at night. The schedule for Port is the bottom of the barrel.

Scheduling a game at a windswept construction site was a terrible decision, but good enough for us apparently.

Our schedule has been an abomination despite us being around the top 4 over 3 of the past 4 seasons.

 

[Del80659]

ken will be asking Josh if there's room in the box

 

[Ford Fairlane]

They were training with beanies, so yeah, all I’d say.

Maybe that's why Atkins was dropped, there weren't enough to go around.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Lol we are the only game tonight so Australia will be forced to watch the genius's tactical manipulations.

 

[x_les_x]

Hopefully Jackson goes well