PORT VS FREO - ROUND 5 - POWERED BY THE WHISTLE
HURRUMPH! OKAY, RIGHT. UHUH. YEP. YOU'LL EXCUSE THE CAPS AND I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL UNDERSTANDING WHY. YEAH!? GOOD!!
PORT HEY? PORT. PORTPORTPORT PORTY PORT. HOW BOUT THAT OTHER GAME THAT JUST PLAYED, HEY?? STILL PRETTY DARN INTERESTED IN THAT!! PRETTAY, PRETTAY….PRETTAY….INTERESTED!!
SO THIS TEAL TEAM?! GOTS ANY LITTLE GREEN MEN ALSO ON THEIR LIST?? GOTS ANY FLUTTER-HEARTED HACKS FLOATING AROUND?!? HALF OF ME THINKS WE GOTS TO FIND A WAY TO LURE SOME OF OUR OWN! DEAN? DEAN??! WE GOTS SOME HELLA CASH OVAH HERE. CARE TO HAVE ANOTHER CRACK FOR THE OTHER SIDE??!
OKAAAAYYYY! WE NOW GOTS TO LOOK AT WHO WE THROWING TO THE WOLVES!
KEY MATCHUPS!
FREO!
PORT!
OOO! WHAT A TASTY MATCHUP THAT LOOKS LIKE! FULL OF POTENTIAL! FULL OF SUSPENSE!! FULL OF SHIZEN!!! EVERYBODY GON BE WANTING TO BE SEEING THE LIL GREEN MEN TASTE SUCCESS!!!! IT’S THE ULTIMATE AFL EXPERIENCE!!!!!FREO!
PORT!
THE LINE UPS!
PORT ADELAIDE’S LINE UP LAST WEEK:
PORT ADELAIDE’S LINE UP THIS WEEK:
PORT ADELAIDE’S LINE UP LAST WEEK:
PORT ADELAIDE’S LINE UP THIS WEEK:
YEEEESSSSSSS. TASTY, TASTY!! PORT COME IN WITH A MUCH IMPROVED LINEUP COMPARED WITH WHO THEY TOOK IN AGAINST THE DRUGDONS! PORT’S COACHING STAFF ARE ONTO IT, KNOWING FREO’S VAST INFERIORITY TO THE GREEN MEN AND HAVE MADE ADJUSTMENTS ACCORDINGLY!! LET’S ALL CONGRATULATE THEM ON SUCH A FORWARD THINKING AND AFL-APPROVED STRATEGY!.....THANK YOU!
NOW, WHAT HAVE WE MISSED?! MISSED ANYTHING??! HMMMMMMMM……OH YEAH, WHO’S FREO GONNA BE PLAYIN’??? DOES IT MATTER??! WILL THEY BE ON THE TALENT LEVEL OF PORT’S NEW ADDITIONS?!? THEY CAN’T POSSIBLY COMPETE WITH THAT! WHY IT’S LIKE, IT’S LIKE, IT’S LIKE….FREO TRYING TO WIN A PREMIERSHIP….AGAINST THANOS!! JUST NEED THOSE STONES, ERRRR, LIL GREEN MEN!! OH WAIT!!, MAYBE WE CAN ASK MICHAEL BARLOW TO
OHHH……WRONG BARLOW!!! SO WE’RE FLUCKED!!!
PORT BY A CORRECTLY INCORRECT CORRECT DECISION.
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