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* - I know this may have been done before but this is my 1000th post so it is my prerogative to do as I damn well please.
And for today’s lesson children.
TT'S COLLECTIVE NOUNS
Adelaide: A bowls club of Crows fans – as in “… me and Beryl sipped our Earl Grey amongst a whole bowls club of Crows supporters."
Brisbane: A Klan of Lions fans – as in “We’z better skip town Leroy – Dez a whole Klan of Brisbane fans comin’ dis way and day iz burnin’ crosses and everythin’”
Carlton : A VN Calais of Blues fans – as in “Eh Gino, we gotta go to Optus mate with a VN Calais of other Blues fans, mate.
Collingwood : A police line-up of Magpies fans – as in “Now Madam, could you point out who among this police line-up of Collingwood supporters stole your hub-caps?”
Essendon : censored because Essendon supporters simply don’t have a sense of humour with regards their own team
Fremantle : A frustration of Dockers fans – as in “The utter frustration of Freo supporters was just plain to see today.”
Geelong : A pyramid of Cats fans – as in “Don’t worry, your money is purr-fectly safe with us Madam.”
Hawthorn : A Snore-fest of Hawks fans – as in “I started listening to DCFC talk about Trent Croad and …zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
Kangaroos : An absence of Kangaroos fans – as in “We went to the game and there was a total absence of North supporters.
Melbourne : A boys school dorm of Dees fans – as in “I say Wiggsy old bean, there’s a veritable boys school dorm of the ‘chums’ in the members … oh don’t you remember those forbidden pleasures at old Grammar …”
Port Adelaide : A slum of Port fans – as in “You’re not sitting on you’re @rse all day drinking beer and watching telly – you can go out and get yourself a job. I’ve been slaving away and trying to raise 15 kids since you lost your job at the factory in 1988 and I’ve just about had enough, and another thing …”
Richmond : A drunken mess of Tigers fans – as in “Just my friggin’ luck to be stuck in the middle of a drunken mess of violent Richmond supporters, wearing this Carlton scarf.”
St Kilda : An asylum of Saints fans – as in “Another turn-over?? You pack of useless hacks … I just can’t take it anymore – I’m a teapot, I’m a teapot, I’m a teapot, I’m a teapot …”
Sydney : An ignorance of Swans fans – as in “Hearing people say they ‘hated the referee’ or ‘go for a try’ just highlighted the ignorance of Swans supporters.
West Coast : An indifference of Eagles fans – as in “The West Coast WHO?”
Western Bulldogs : A ghetto of Bulldogs fans – as in
“As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Footscray mornin'
A poor little baby Dogs fan is born
In the ghetto … in the ghetto … (with apologies to Elvis)
And for today’s lesson children.
TT'S COLLECTIVE NOUNS
Adelaide: A bowls club of Crows fans – as in “… me and Beryl sipped our Earl Grey amongst a whole bowls club of Crows supporters."
Brisbane: A Klan of Lions fans – as in “We’z better skip town Leroy – Dez a whole Klan of Brisbane fans comin’ dis way and day iz burnin’ crosses and everythin’”
Carlton : A VN Calais of Blues fans – as in “Eh Gino, we gotta go to Optus mate with a VN Calais of other Blues fans, mate.
Collingwood : A police line-up of Magpies fans – as in “Now Madam, could you point out who among this police line-up of Collingwood supporters stole your hub-caps?”
Essendon : censored because Essendon supporters simply don’t have a sense of humour with regards their own team
Fremantle : A frustration of Dockers fans – as in “The utter frustration of Freo supporters was just plain to see today.”
Geelong : A pyramid of Cats fans – as in “Don’t worry, your money is purr-fectly safe with us Madam.”
Hawthorn : A Snore-fest of Hawks fans – as in “I started listening to DCFC talk about Trent Croad and …zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
Kangaroos : An absence of Kangaroos fans – as in “We went to the game and there was a total absence of North supporters.
Melbourne : A boys school dorm of Dees fans – as in “I say Wiggsy old bean, there’s a veritable boys school dorm of the ‘chums’ in the members … oh don’t you remember those forbidden pleasures at old Grammar …”
Port Adelaide : A slum of Port fans – as in “You’re not sitting on you’re @rse all day drinking beer and watching telly – you can go out and get yourself a job. I’ve been slaving away and trying to raise 15 kids since you lost your job at the factory in 1988 and I’ve just about had enough, and another thing …”
Richmond : A drunken mess of Tigers fans – as in “Just my friggin’ luck to be stuck in the middle of a drunken mess of violent Richmond supporters, wearing this Carlton scarf.”
St Kilda : An asylum of Saints fans – as in “Another turn-over?? You pack of useless hacks … I just can’t take it anymore – I’m a teapot, I’m a teapot, I’m a teapot, I’m a teapot …”
Sydney : An ignorance of Swans fans – as in “Hearing people say they ‘hated the referee’ or ‘go for a try’ just highlighted the ignorance of Swans supporters.
West Coast : An indifference of Eagles fans – as in “The West Coast WHO?”
Western Bulldogs : A ghetto of Bulldogs fans – as in
“As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Footscray mornin'
A poor little baby Dogs fan is born
In the ghetto … in the ghetto … (with apologies to Elvis)
