The psychology of homophobes is that they are disgusted by their own sexuality. There's really no need to be.
Richmond embrace difference. It's part of what makes us the best team in the league. Perhaps at Geelong they don't, which could be part of the reason you're still in the closet.
You seem to be overly familiar with the subject so I won't debate you on it.
Sorry to break your heart though I am straight, maybe try PMing a few of your fellow tuggers if you're looking for some shake & bake. Seeming you guys are so progressive and "embrace difference" I'm sure getting your knees dirty for the boys and the betterment of the team would be encouraged and applauded.
Oh and "best team in the league"... hmm...
Reigning premier = West Coast
1st on the ladder = Geelong
Owner of Richmunt's anoos = Collingwood
Cool story tho.