Post here if your club's captain HAS NOT been suspended for pinching an opposition player. Farken LOL!

[STPer18]

Posting.

 

[FISTO]

In

 

[STPer18]

Random Hawf flog: "In...

wait, nope!"

 

[GuzzLG]

Mine has been suspended for a year for drug cheating but that’s no where near as embarrassing as being a pathetic pinching turd.

 

[Kabanna]

Checking in. Dayne Zorko might not be the AFL’s greatest captain, but at least he’s not *ed enough to keep pinching his direct opponent even when he’s been told to stop.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Checking in. Zayne Dorko might not be the AFL’s greatest captain, but at least he’s not ******ed enough to keep pinching his direct opponent even when he’s been told to stop.

EFA

 

[ThatsjustDappa]

He's dumb as a bag of hammers as well....

"I accept the two weeks that the Tribunal has come up with. I'll just be head down, bum up … there's no point complaining about it because we've got a match on Friday night to win."

No, you're banned pillock, go watch from your technics deck or some sh*t....

 

[Laphroaig]

Did this really happen?

I can not imagine any AFL Captain being so pissweak. Even one coached by a filthy sniping campaigner.

 

[ThatsjustDappa]

To the Stompthawn board for the melts.....!

 

[Kabanna]

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Zayne Dorko is the best Zayne Dorko..

Give me a photo of this turd however and the only name I can think of is “Oraaaaazioooo Fantaaaassssia”

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Posting.

Foxfooty: "As part of his argument, Ben Stratton's representative says the Hawk is still learning what it takes to be the club's captain"

HAHAHAHA
Not pinching someone really shouldn't need to be spelt out in the captaincy manual.

P.S. Checking in.

 

[chefmeister]

It’s these moments that make me so glad I’m not a mayflowers supporter.

Pathetic like this will always be more talked about than any other achievements in Tarpthorn’s checkered 50 year history.

 

[Kabanna]

It’s these moments that make me so glad I’m not a mayflowers supporter.

Pathetic like this will always be more talked about than any other achievements in Tarpthorn’s checkered 50 year history.

Agreed. I’d rather my club be known for its 20 year old 3peat.

 

[Ricketz]

"According to section 21.2.2 of the AFL's rule book, pinching an opponent is deemed as a reportable offence, and Stratton is likely to be handed a fine for his actions.

Following the match, former Geelong captain Cameron Ling said he was disappointed with Stratton's actions." So channel 9 says.

Our former captain still upholding the standards of captaincy, even retired.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Jones has never been suspended for anything.
Viney was suspended for breaking Tom Lynch's jaw, but appealed and got off.
He also copped a week for punching Brad Ebert. But who hasn't wanted to punch Brad Ebert in the face?
No pinching though. In.

 

[Mofra]

I got Wood

 

[CH Jazz]

 

[GWBogan]

Our co-captains may have stabbed their old clubs in the back in a very public manner but they never resorted to pinching opposition players.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Definitely in.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

people less likely to pinch something than "cement head" Stratton

 

[chefmeister]

Just imagine the sheer embarrassment and shame Stratton’s kids would be subjected to at school over this. Even the teachers would be teasing them ffs.

 

[GWBogan]

Captain Pinchy should've stuck to pinching himself...

 

[Tiger2709]

Weve had 4 Captains this year and thankfully none have been done for pinching, even the old squirrel grip is less embarrassing.

 

[Socrates2]

I don't think Trent Cotchin has been suspended this year, unless he was suspended for being a good bloke and a great leader. It's great to see Hawthorn back where they belong, out of the 8 and losing members every day. Its also great to see Clarkson rip the heart out of the club before he goes to Gold Coast or Carlton for his superannuation.

 

[Iskender Time]

My club has no culture issues.