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This was posted by 'Bluthy' on SS - post of the year by a long way !
Roll up, rollup for the greatest show in town
Playing in Seaford for the whole of 2013
It’s the world famous
St Kilda Three Ring Circus
Hold your breath in amazement at the seamless communication and bond of trust between trapeze artists Summers and Watters. (“Your long term trapeze partner needs you to catch me now Peter like you said you would….Peter? PETER? Oh s***….”)
Be amazed by the burning dwarf (as seen on a current affair)
Laugh at the wacky antics of Jonesy the clown (“You wanna see me light s*** up kids?”)
Watch Nicky Dal get shot out of a cannon (“I don’t care if you want to go or not Dal just get in there so Clinton can light the fuse”)
See the precarious balancing act of Tightrope walker Monty (“About to go…no I’ll stay…about to go…no I’ll stay”)
Puzzle at how The Amazing Pelchen can make McEvoy and Watters disappear instantly
See acrobat Nutty Nettlefold tie himself up in knots and shoot himself in the foot repeatedly
Watch knife thrower Caroline Wilson repeating the same act over and over until someone gets stabbed in the back
Wait with bated breath to see if Mark Williams has the courage to put his head in the Lyon’s mouth?
Nick Riewoldt leads the award winning St Kilda Voice Choir singing “Bridge over troubled Watters” (we are currently looking for a new bass singer to replace McEvoy)
All positively narrated by ring announcer Mark “Mr Loyalty” Fine (“The manager of this s*** circus should be fired”)
Energetic refreshments available at ‘Saad’s Milkshake stand’
At the St Kilda Circus we never accept mediocrity. Bat s*** craziness yes!
Read the newspapers daily to see the leaked details of performances
Disclaimer: Due to staff walkouts some performances may be cancelled. The above acts are performed by a club repeatedly practised in the art of self-destruction and should not be performed at home unless you want your home to become a basket case.
Roll up, rollup for the greatest show in town
Playing in Seaford for the whole of 2013
It’s the world famous
St Kilda Three Ring Circus
Hold your breath in amazement at the seamless communication and bond of trust between trapeze artists Summers and Watters. (“Your long term trapeze partner needs you to catch me now Peter like you said you would….Peter? PETER? Oh s***….”)
Be amazed by the burning dwarf (as seen on a current affair)
Laugh at the wacky antics of Jonesy the clown (“You wanna see me light s*** up kids?”)
Watch Nicky Dal get shot out of a cannon (“I don’t care if you want to go or not Dal just get in there so Clinton can light the fuse”)
See the precarious balancing act of Tightrope walker Monty (“About to go…no I’ll stay…about to go…no I’ll stay”)
Puzzle at how The Amazing Pelchen can make McEvoy and Watters disappear instantly
See acrobat Nutty Nettlefold tie himself up in knots and shoot himself in the foot repeatedly
Watch knife thrower Caroline Wilson repeating the same act over and over until someone gets stabbed in the back
Wait with bated breath to see if Mark Williams has the courage to put his head in the Lyon’s mouth?
Nick Riewoldt leads the award winning St Kilda Voice Choir singing “Bridge over troubled Watters” (we are currently looking for a new bass singer to replace McEvoy)
All positively narrated by ring announcer Mark “Mr Loyalty” Fine (“The manager of this s*** circus should be fired”)
Energetic refreshments available at ‘Saad’s Milkshake stand’
At the St Kilda Circus we never accept mediocrity. Bat s*** craziness yes!
Read the newspapers daily to see the leaked details of performances
Disclaimer: Due to staff walkouts some performances may be cancelled. The above acts are performed by a club repeatedly practised in the art of self-destruction and should not be performed at home unless you want your home to become a basket case.
