It wasn't a run. He was on a bike. And that bike has wheels. And those wheels have training wheels. And until he can prove to the Richmond playing group, leadership group, coaching group, management group, administration group, board group, the supporter group and the membership group that those training wheels are no longer required then he will just need to continue to use those training wheels until he pulls himself out of the fat group.
He just better bloody do it in time for round 1 so he can kick a couple snags from the boundary and give every one of those Carltoon flogs the bird on the way back to the half back flank. Kind of like that scene in "The Natural" when Redford hits a home run into the lights, and there's fireworks going off left, right and centre and everyone is going bananas in the stands about how amazing it is blah, blah, blah. Fecking Ace. Do it.