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I have been cooly biding my time and surveying this board like an omniprescient gargoyle (i.e. playing Halo and masturbating, usually at the same time) for a while now.
I have compiled a list of predictions which will happen.
1. Phoenix to make the WCFs (at least). Nash will turn Warrick into a middle class man's Amare, and Childress will beast with Nash. Moves incredibly well off the ball. The key is Hedo. Can he play without the ball, or will he handle sometimes so nash can play spot up shooter. I think they'll make it work. 60 wins minimum.
2. Miami won't win the championship. The trio is not as egoless is advertised. There will be problems. And their middle is still very exposable. Bosh is weak as piss, Haslem is undersized and Anthony is a 10 minute backup. Im not sure another big will expose them, but teams will score on them. Wade and Bosh have never been really interested in defense.
3. The oldies won't go anywhere. Dallas, Boston and San Antonio are all right there.
4. Andre Bynum will kill the first 3 months of the season and then will have an ongoing knee injury in the last half of the season. Just a hunch.
5. At some point (probably after a 20 point pantsing of Minnesota or GSW), Funkyzeit mit Matt will declare "this is the year Dallas are legitimate contenders".
6. Oklahoma City will still only be a 6-8 seed.
7. Chicago will still only be a 6-8 seed.
8. Milwaukee will miss the playoffs and Bogut will demand a trade, oranother ball to play with at least.
9. New York and Atlanta will want mulligans over their summer signings.
10. Greg Oden will miss a game through injury, maybe even more than one.
I have compiled a list of predictions which will happen.
1. Phoenix to make the WCFs (at least). Nash will turn Warrick into a middle class man's Amare, and Childress will beast with Nash. Moves incredibly well off the ball. The key is Hedo. Can he play without the ball, or will he handle sometimes so nash can play spot up shooter. I think they'll make it work. 60 wins minimum.
2. Miami won't win the championship. The trio is not as egoless is advertised. There will be problems. And their middle is still very exposable. Bosh is weak as piss, Haslem is undersized and Anthony is a 10 minute backup. Im not sure another big will expose them, but teams will score on them. Wade and Bosh have never been really interested in defense.
3. The oldies won't go anywhere. Dallas, Boston and San Antonio are all right there.
4. Andre Bynum will kill the first 3 months of the season and then will have an ongoing knee injury in the last half of the season. Just a hunch.
5. At some point (probably after a 20 point pantsing of Minnesota or GSW), Funkyzeit mit Matt will declare "this is the year Dallas are legitimate contenders".
6. Oklahoma City will still only be a 6-8 seed.
7. Chicago will still only be a 6-8 seed.
8. Milwaukee will miss the playoffs and Bogut will demand a trade, oranother ball to play with at least.
9. New York and Atlanta will want mulligans over their summer signings.
10. Greg Oden will miss a game through injury, maybe even more than one.







