Proper Gander
Owl whisperer and secret agent
It’s back! The most important part of the year! Also the most upbeat and optimistic time of the year where we are equal top of the ladder and haven’t just limped past Gold Coast or been shown up (twice) by the frigging Saints.
For anyone who can get there, our epic preseason starts tomorrow. Details are here:
https://m.melbournefc.com.au/Team/training-times
I have to fly to Brisbane for four days to try and teach people my job so I can pretty much put my feet up and lurk other boards through the day.
If anyone can make it to Gosches tomorrow, make certain to come here and post implausible stuff about how thin and ripped Petracca is, the vast size of Jayden Hunt’s thighs, Spargo’s late growth spurt etc. Flattering comments about the Wagners plus a ranking of hairstyles also very welcome.
Since it seems hard to picture everyone suddenly acquiring razor sharp skills, I’m hoping this fitness guy can get us some kind of athletic edge over the whole competition. And also that a wizard with particularly magical powers can release the all Australian that lives inside OMac.
For anyone who can get there, our epic preseason starts tomorrow. Details are here:
https://m.melbournefc.com.au/Team/training-times
I have to fly to Brisbane for four days to try and teach people my job so I can pretty much put my feet up and lurk other boards through the day.
If anyone can make it to Gosches tomorrow, make certain to come here and post implausible stuff about how thin and ripped Petracca is, the vast size of Jayden Hunt’s thighs, Spargo’s late growth spurt etc. Flattering comments about the Wagners plus a ranking of hairstyles also very welcome.
Since it seems hard to picture everyone suddenly acquiring razor sharp skills, I’m hoping this fitness guy can get us some kind of athletic edge over the whole competition. And also that a wizard with particularly magical powers can release the all Australian that lives inside OMac.