Family & Relationships Problems

[ThePezDispenser]

you know it.

maybe i wont use ebay

take out the middle man and you can have me.

Would not advise.

Check out this bloke massive lulz

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=722378

 

[bunsen burner]

you know it.

maybe i wont use ebay

take out the middle man and you can have me.

I'll just meet you at Perth Steam Works as per usual.

 

[beez]

Your parents are stingy ****s! Tell em to go to hell, then ask politely again.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

I'll just meet you at Perth Steam Works as per usual.

if its as per usual then why am i still a virgin

erectile dysfunction in your old age?

 

[grizzlym]

You want the threads merged Clive.

 

[bunsen burner]

if its as per usual then why am i still a virgin

erectile dysfunction in your old age?

Your blow jobs are so pornstar like it never gets that far.

 

[Football God]

Run for a charity....

 

[clivewaterhousen]

yeah. im not a very good troll am i

in reality i get a $5000 scholarship and my parents are giving me about 5k which will act as my 21st birthday/christmas presents

still need to save about 10 grand though on top of what i have at the moment.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Your blow jobs are so pornstar like it never gets that far.

unfortunately for me its like sucking on an unopened melted icy pole.

maybe pop some viagra next time

the steamworks experience would be far more enjoyable for us both if you could get it up old timer

 

[indieswan96]

Step 1. Find Harry Houdini

Step 2: Learn all his skills

Step 3. Goto a bank

Step 4. ??????????

Step 5. Profit.

 

[deeman12]

yeah. im not a very good troll am i

in reality i get a $5000 scholarship and my parents are giving me about 5k which will act as my 21st birthday/christmas presents

still need to save about 10 grand though on top of what i have at the moment.

Is that an actual scholarship or OS-Help? Why would you need another 10k on top though, surely that is enough.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

99. A bitch ain't one.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Is that an actual scholarship or OS-Help? Why would you need another 10k on top though, surely that is enough.

actual scholarship

travelling for a year afterwards so need as much cashola as i can, i dont want to be saving and working all the time while im on exchange

 

[c00lcat]

 

[deeman12]

actual scholarship

travelling for a year afterwards so need as much cashola as i can, i dont want to be saving and working all the time while im on exchange

Ahh ok fair enough. My uni only gives 2k mobility grants. 5k would be great though.

Do you think that 10k alone would be enough to sustain a semester abroad, i.e, accom, food, going out etc. 10k is how I'm gearing up.

 

[omit]

take a mortgage out on your parents house behind their backs

 

[omit]

use internet to find hot euro bish who wants you to stay at her place = cheaper travel

 

[centrelink1]

Or use internet alias to find a guy that wants you to stay at his place.

Malcolm in the Middle, tbh.

 

[r dub 19]

Short Harvey Norman on the ASX (Srs)

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Short Harvey Norman on the ASX (Srs)

i currently have free brokerage still for some reason (was meant to expire in september)

best way to take advantage of this?

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Ahh ok fair enough. My uni only gives 2k mobility grants. 5k would be great though.

Do you think that 10k alone would be enough to sustain a semester abroad, i.e, accom, food, going out etc. 10k is how I'm gearing up.

i think it depends where you are going

copenhagen is my number 1 choice atm as thye have the third best business school in the world

amsterdam is slightly cheaper though...

i think if you are over there and able to work 15 hours a week then 10k would be plenty

 

[Football God]

Donate your Sp3rm

 

[Igloo]

Expanding on FG's idea, sell blood and semen. Not mixed together.

Or enter every competition you ever see from now until when you go. You are bound to win something.

Or if all else fails, rob the kwik-e-mart