Family & Relationships Prostitution

[nicky]

Yeah, point taken. It's still gross though.

hahaha yeah i guess.

 

[smiths]

Maybe he just hasn't come out of the closet yet?

 

[omit]

If movies have taught us anything, your friend only has to hold out for a few more years before he'll loose it to Catherine Keener

 

[jonoman89]

Just take him out one night and get him absolutely shitfaced. Find a chick.

You do the math.

Anyone can get laid any time they want, it's just matter of lowering your standards enough so you can!

 

[Tormented Tiger]

If movies have taught us anything it's that the forty year old virgin will be accepted for his inadequate performance by his romantic conquest.

PS, I'm with you Caesar, why would you want to lose it to a dirty pro? But, then again, I'm conflicted by the saying, "It's better to have loved and lost, then to have never loved at all".

When was the last time you heard of anyone getting the jack/pox from a brothel?
You are more likely to catch something from a skank you pick up drunk at a pub. All brothel workers/pros need a clean ticket to work and will inspect before they play, if I wanna root a stray I'd rather pay than play russian roulette.

 

[Dawson]

I think this guy might be gay, I think you should grab your guitar and write him a song

 

[placebo]

Hey, don't get me wrong, I'll take the guy out and wingman the hell out of him to get him laid. This just seems gross though. And I don't know about you, but I'm kind of glad that when I lost my v-card it wasn't to an illegal immigrant working as a prozzie for a gangster. I don't want the dude to regret it.

From the sounds of this thread, I'm being a bit precious about it though. After all, he's a big boy.

Dude, you watch too many movies.

 

[beez]

If somewhere like 232 exists in reality take him there.

Watching Satisfaction right now, great show.

 

[Stone in sock]

the problem with your mate is that he's putting the pussy on a pedestal.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I'm guessing your mates won't be getting you to organise their buck's nights Caesar. First time is seldom about love for guys anyway. My first time was fairly early and it turned out she was a deadset slapper that was a newly acquired friend of my sister. She lead the way, showed me a few things, one night, pissed me off and moved on to someone else. Worked for me and I am not psychologically scarred that my first time was not meaningful. Actually, I still remember how appreciative I was and thoroughly enjoyed the experience.

I have never gone to a brothel but my understanding is that the decent legal ones, the girls have good communication skills and will probably make his foray very comfortable and worthwhile.

Let him go. Probably a pretty good thing he is doing as he could met the right girl very early and scare her off with a clumsy effort in the bedroom.

 

[Power King]

If he goes ahead with it, then as a male, your utmost #1 responsibility is to ENSURE he does not get whipped by a ****ing prossie.

 

[WALL-e]

the problem with your mate is that he's putting the pussy on a pedestal.

"Why does everyone keep telling me that, what does that even mean?"

 

[DoubleO7]

One word of advice, don't pick up a streetwalker. Generally, they're crack whores. Stick to the establishments.

Oh and, your mates a real panzy.

 

[MF]

How many people honestly look back on their first time as 'special' anyway? For most of us it was an awkward, weird experience, most likely followed up with an apology. Why do that to a 'real' person?

 

[King Elvis]

Sign him up to one of those swingers websites; AdultMatchMaker or RedHotPie or whatever.

 

[half_back_flank]

Sign him up to one of those swingers websites; AdultMatchMaker or RedHotPie or whatever.

Good idea. There would have to be someone on there nice/weird/desperate enough to show his how it's done as that's what it seems this bloke is after, not just a one nighter.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Dress him up like it's a bucks night. The girls will swoop from everywhere. Doesn't even matter if he can't/won't talk - just need a gregarious friend to run the group.

A few little white lies, (or in this case just brutal honesty) and he'll be able to pick and choose (and the single friends can all pick and choose from the leftovers).

Guaranteed win.

......on second thoughts, possibly a more dangerous option than a streetwalker.

We had a mate of mine at the footy club had the misfortune of telling us he was a virgin (u/18s, so probably half where, just wouldn't admit it). That friday, we dressed him up in a pink tutu, taped an L-plate to his forehead, and set him loose on the town.

The next game, the coach called him up and gave him a set of 'P' plates.

 

[Football God]

let the man get aids ffs.

 

[Shell]

I think this guy might be gay, I think you should grab your guitar and write him a song

Lmao.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Remember to tell him to ask any prospective partners if they have ever had sex at the circus.

 

[HarryTiger]

Tell him to sell his cherry on eBay.

 

[lions_den]

Tell him to sell his cherry on eBay.

I wonder how much Susan Boyle's is worth?

 

[HarryTiger]

I wonder how much Susan Boyle's is worth?

Probably not much more than Susan's Boyle.

(certainly less than Jana's Vendt)

 

[Carl Hooper]

Let him do it, Ceasar. It sounds like its the only way.. And you don't want him to be 30 and still a virgin, thats just sad (not trying to be mean).

 

[bunsen burner]

Being a coldblooded logical sort of chap he's considering a few sessions at an upmarket knocking shop to get him up to speed.

Sounds like a reasonable idea.

Now, aside from the fact that even talking about this with a mate is hugely uncomfortable,

wtf? Seriously wtf? Man teh f*** up.

the whole idea seems creepy.

wtf? How is paying for sex creepy? I assume he's not trying to solicit a threessome with Igor and Dr Fester.

he doesn't want to pull a normal girl 'just for sex' and end up using her.

Sounds like both you and your buddy have vaginas. What do you do when you hang out? Drink cruisers and listen to Lionel Richie CDs?

Am I just being prejudiced? Aside from it being ew, I also have moral objections to the sex trade in general (subjugation of women, links to organised crime, health risks).