Psychic Readings

[ronpingwins]

I'm thinking of getting hold of all the ruble I can... Do I stay poor or not?

Avoid ruble at all costs.

 

[Big Bryza]

How are NZ going to do in the World Cup? I'm thinking of having a punt on them.

They will bat, bowl and field.

 

[ronpingwins]

You know how sometimes you come across a 'not sure if serious' thread but either way it's still shit? This is one of them.

Cheers for that man. Making people feel bad, you're a real hero.

 

[Mkcaptain]

What are next Saturday's TattsLotto numbers?

 

[Underdog]

Cheers for that man. Making people feel bad, you're a real hero.

Surely you would have expected it?

 

[Quivorir]

I am about to go fishing. Will I catch anything? If so what?

 

[WCErevival]

Can you tell me about some dead relative that is doing ok and sends their love?

 

[little graham]

I'm going to ask a question later on today. How about you give the answer now.

The question will not be rational, informed,objective or coherent, but maybe funny witty and dementedly sarcastic.

 

[JUBJUB]

I am about to go fishing. Will I catch anything? If so what?

A cold

 

[scottjr]

What are next Saturday's TattsLotto numbers?

Will reply from the Caribbean next week.

 

[Quivorir]

A cold

I knew that was coming. Maybe I'm psychic. Maybe I should start a thread.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Can you help me contact my dead grandmother?

 

[ronpingwins]

What are next Saturday's TattsLotto numbers?

I will not be answering these types of questions. It would throw society into chaos.

 

[ronpingwins]

Can you tell me about some dead relative that is doing ok and sends their love?

No. I predict the future.

 

[ronpingwins]

Can you help me contact my dead grandmother?

Again, I do not do this kind of thing. I predict the future.

 

[Plugger35]

Will we have hoverboards in 2015?

 

[ronpingwins]

Will we have hoverboards in 2015?

Will they arrive this year? No. I assure you that any hoverboards you see on the internet being used by the likes of Tony Hawk or Michael J Fox are fake. There are no hoverboards available in the short term future.

Unrelated to the question but you will be getting laid next Friday night. Congrats.

 

[Gasometer]

What does Elvis think of people who think he is still alive?

 

[ronpingwins]

What does Elvis think of people who think he is still alive?

As I've said before, I predict the future and cannot read minds. My best guess to this depends on which Elvis you are referring to. Presley wouldn't think because he has been dead for 37 years. Costello would call them fans. Are you referring to a different Elvis? I can't provide a conclusive answer either way.

 

[Gasometer]

As I've said before, I predict the future and cannot read minds. My best guess to this depends on which Elvis you are referring to. Presley wouldn't think because he has been dead for 37 years. Costello would call them fans. Are you referring to a different Elvis? I can't provide a conclusive answer either way.

Come on Hamish.

 

[Gasometer]

ON behalf of the North Board, will Jarrad Waite kick 50 plus goals in 2015.

Twinkletoes
Flawed Genius

 

[Quivorir]

Since you did t answer me earlier. I will be going fishing tomorrow. Will I catch anything. If so, what?

 

[ronpingwins]

Since you did t answer me earlier. I will be going fishing tomorrow. Will I catch anything. If so, what?

A cold.

 

[ronpingwins]

ON behalf of the North Board, will Jarrad Waite kick 50 plus goals in 2015.

Twinkletoes
Flawed Genius

Waite will kick less than 20. He will have a quiet start as a forward, then have to move to CHB to cover the injured Hansen.

 

[Big Bryza]

I am about to go fishing. Will I catch anything? If so what?

Just aids.