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I suck at them, The last one i was in i didnt even get swung at or get in a punch, my night was ended by a flying chair from some of the albany Locals. Last nigh there was a nice big one at the tavern i was drinking, i didnt even bother, i ran like a pussy

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Well, seeing you are 19 and your main interest in your public profile is "getting your vag pounded every night", I couldn't really care if you got head punched in, or punched someone else's head in and got arrested.

And, "you ran like a pussy" :thumbsd:
 

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Not a pub brawl but my 2 mates got mobbed by 8 'indigenous australians' at a party on the weekend my mate has the Globe logo stamped on his forehead from getting stomped (he actually seriously does), can not see out of his right eye (He thought he'd lost his eye contact but was found lodged into the top of his eye by the doctor the next day), has chipped front teeth and bruises all over.

This is the non racist version of this story By the way.
 
Being a bigger bloke helps with a lot less dramas, always notice my smaller mates get into dramas before myself. Never been in any punch ups or anything and used to be out regularly, depends how well you handle your piss and what your attitude is, whether you think your king of the hill or just there to have a good nite.
 
the last and only fight I've been in the guy took a swing, i backed up waited and got the nicest right hook in, broke his jaw. the police said they wanted to speak to me, i told them to look at the video starting from about 20 minutes before the punch and they ended up telling the guy that he was lucky I held back.

He was being a w***er all night, he grabbed my girlfriends ass, i told him to say sorry he walked away, came back started to mouth off about who he was and all that crap, I told him to f-off, he walked away, came back and started to mouth off about how he could get 50 people "down here in 5 minutes" again I told him to f-off, came back and said that they're on their way, again I told him to f-off, 5 minutes later we left he followed us out and started to get in my face, again i told him to f-off this time he swings, i went back a little and landed this nice right hook.
The bouncer out side just laughed when i said "no matter how many times to tell them to f-off, the idiots don't get it until they're laying on the ground with a sore jaw"

gotta say I would think twice these days (that was just 5 years ago) but bars 7 clubs are just full with f-wits that like to fight over nothing.
 
BadSeed said:
Being a bigger bloke helps with a lot less dramas, always notice my smaller mates get into dramas before myself.
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I find its w***ers who probably thing "look at that solid bloke with the long hair and beard, i bet i can take him"
Damn northbridge, Why i never go anymore, End of the night, a lot of blokes who are drunk and havent picked up are just looking for fights
 
Im not THAT big, but been to northbridge shitloads, and alot of the time blind drunk, never get started on really at all.... guess im one of the lucky ones.
 
********s that start unprovoked pub fights eventually have karma hit them back..... very hard.
They are usually oppotunistic cowards who swear a lot. The C bomb is their favourite. They think nothing to seriously hurt of maim people.
They best thing is to walk away, tell them to **** off or ignore them.
Don't turn your back on them or take your eyes off them.
If possible position yourself out of striking distance, or just get out of there is you have a bad feeling.
BTW every mouthy prick at the pub has 20 mates "on standby" who can come down or know "local crime identy of note" or "local well known gang or Biker gang" of note. They are just full of shit and are oxygen theives.
The sad decline of western civilisation.
 
Fighting is for ****wits who are trying to make up for deficiencies in other areas.

I'm not big, but I'm not small either, and have never had anyone have a go at me in a pub or club. Nor have any of my mates.

Maybe coz I'm a nice guy?
 
c0ze said:
Fighting is for ****wits who are trying to make up for deficiencies in other areas.

I'm not big, but I'm not small either, and have never had anyone have a go at me in a pub or club. Nor have any of my mates.

Maybe coz I'm a nice guy?
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Good for you.:thumbsu:
 

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The worst is when you accidently bump into a bloke at a packed pub, say sorry, and they start mouthing off.
 
i say "i suck at them and been involved in one, and narrowly missed one" and people suddenly assume im an idiot and go around starting fights? Ill avoid whenever possible, but in two occassions even walking away from the issue ended up with the guy taking a swing at the back of my head
 
Come to Kalgoorlie. ____ - they punch on every single weekend.

A month ago we had a massive brawl involving around 120 people. The nightlife in this town sucks.
 
Been going out around Melbourne since I was 16, never got into a fight once.

Went over to Perth 2 years ago for the long weekend to see my team play, and managed to get into 3 fights in the space of Friday-Monday. All of which just a case of wrong place, wrong time.

The last one of the weekend, was an interesting story. Was with a mate of mine who'd moved over to WA, and after a few drinks, would find it hilarious to run up from behind me and bump me into groups of people. Anyway, as he was a much bigger dude, I'd go flying into these girls, and their boyfriends would be less than impressed.

This happened a few times and we'd already been kicked out the night before, the bouncer saw it happen the next night, told the guy that my mate was responsible, and managed to help me escape an ass kicking, but gave me my last warning, if I caused any trouble that was it.

So we're in Northbridge watching the World Cup Qualifiers with his Mrs, he's getting really drunk, mouthy, and unstable on his feet. His Mrs is getting really tired at his antics too, as am I, with a few beers under me. Wait for a big enough bloke to come by, and I give him a dose of his own medicine. The big bikey looking dude isn't happy, and proceeds to beat the shit out of him, bouncers see it happening, and then see me, and put two and two together, and eject him, I just get a headshake.

So whilst our friend is outside "sobering up" waiting for us to join him. I've cut his lunch with his Mrs on the dancefloor, she's put her hands down my pants and what not, I push them away saying "nah, not here." and continue dancing. Start getting a few looks from the local talent, and after the amount of Newcastle Ale in me, put it down to how well I can bust a move to Rock DJ....

....few seconds later, security have come from everywhere and are dragging me out of there to join my mate, politely asking me to "put it away".

Didn't feel too good the next morning.
 

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LondonCalling said:
Been going out around Melbourne since I was 16, never got into a fight once.

Went over to Perth 2 years ago for the long weekend to see my team play, and managed to get into 3 fights in the space of Friday-Monday. All of which just a case of wrong place, wrong time.

The last one of the weekend, was an interesting story. Was with a mate of mine who'd moved over to WA, and after a few drinks, would find it hilarious to run up from behind me and bump me into groups of people. Anyway, as he was a much bigger dude, I'd go flying into these girls, and their boyfriends would be less than impressed.

This happened a few times and we'd already been kicked out the night before, the bouncer saw it happen the next night, told the guy that my mate was responsible, and managed to help me escape an ass kicking, but gave me my last warning, if I caused any trouble that was it.

So we're in Northbridge watching the World Cup Qualifiers with his Mrs, he's getting really drunk, mouthy, and unstable on his feet. His Mrs is getting really tired at his antics too, as am I, with a few beers under me. Wait for a big enough bloke to come by, and I give him a dose of his own medicine. The big bikey looking dude isn't happy, and proceeds to beat the shit out of him, bouncers see it happening, and then see me, and put two and two together, and eject him, I just get a headshake.

So whilst our friend is outside "sobering up" waiting for us to join him. I've cut his lunch with his Mrs on the dancefloor, she's put her hands down my pants and what not, I push them away saying "nah, not here." and continue dancing. Start getting a few looks from the local talent, and after the amount of Newcastle Ale in me, put it down to how well I can bust a move to Rock DJ....

....few seconds later, security have come from everywhere and are dragging me out of there to join my mate, politely asking me to "put it away".

Didn't feel too good the next morning.
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GOLD :D :D :D
 
LondonCalling said:
Went over to Perth 2 years ago for the long weekend to see my team play, and managed to get into 3 fights in the space of Friday-Monday. All of which just a case of wrong place, wrong time.
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How is that wrong place wrong time? Your mate sounds like he was being a complete ________. Bumping into people on purpose, proberly spilling their drinks on themselves, and could of injured people and just generally being a ******? He should either grow up or deserved to get the crap beaten out of him...
 
BadSeed said:
How is that wrong place wrong time? Your mate sounds like he was being a complete ________. Bumping into people on purpose, proberly spilling their drinks on themselves, and could of injured people and just generally being a ******? He should either grow up or deserved to get the crap beaten out of him...
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Fair call. The other two were definitely the case. Wandered into the wrong kebab shop after a match between I think Iran and........Turkey? Dunno.....either way, ended in a bore draw and they weren't very happy.

Second time was at Burswood, case of mistaken identity with the bouncers. Had been there maybe ten minutes, and was hastily shoved into a cab. Not inside it mind you...just the outside of the door.
 
justthedukes said:
The worst is when you accidently bump into a bloke at a packed pub, say sorry, and they start mouthing off.
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That says more about the venues you go to. After a short amount of time its not hard to suss out the vibe of the crowd. If they are d***heads go elsewhere.
 
GETSOMENUTS said:
That says more about the venues you go to. After a short amount of time its not hard to suss out the vibe of the crowd. If they are d***heads go elsewhere.
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Not necessarily. Some of the bigger venues, might be a 1 in 100 outlier, but in a venue that holds up to 1000 people, that's still 10 people lurking around the traps, that if you bump into at the wrong time, you're going to know about it.

And that's before you consider blokes you bump into outside, in the cab rank, the 7-11, the McDonalds, the car park, walking from one venue to another, etc.

Confucious say.....If you're going to a place that's 100% ________ free....you're already paying too much for drinks.
 
LondonCalling said:
Not necessarily. Some of the bigger venues, might be a 1 in 100 outlier, but in a venue that holds up to 1000 people, that's still 10 people lurking around the traps, that if you bump into at the wrong time, you're going to know about it.

And that's before you consider blokes you bump into outside, in the cab rank, the 7-11, the McDonalds, the car park, walking from one venue to another, etc.

Confucious say.....If you're going to a place that's 100% ________ free....you're already paying too much for drinks.
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True, but as a bouncer maybe I just have a better eye for it, d***heads tend to stand out.
 

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