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Standing on a really crowded peak our train this morning, there's an a-hole sitting on the floor with his legs out taking up enough room for 2 more people.
The other women standing against the door gets off, so I sidle back to her spot next to the door, cooly turn away from old mate sitting on the floor... and drop a silent but deadly no more than a foot away from his head.
It was among the most satisfying farts I've done in ages.
A homeless man hops on the bus yesterday and proceeded to ask everyone for money. It's a pretty good idea when no one can escape you until it's their stop but I legitimately had no cash. Not sure I'd have given him any when he reeked of booze and clearly annoyed everyone but have to give credit for that idea rather than just sitting on the street where people just glide by.
I'd be pretty positive he just walked on without caring for a fine. If an inspector got on and caught him, where would they post the fine?Agreem give him credit for that. He's using money (myki) to make money.
To the person who threw up all over my bus last night. I hope you're alright, but also, isn't it a bit early to be piss drunk at 8:30?
I mean you replied to it, so yesDo you reckon they'll read this?
Loud phone talker on the tram tonight. Middle aged bloke in a suit. Narking up because he's not scored an invite to a work Xmas lunch!?
Sounded like an utter flog, just the way he was speaking the whole time. I wouldn't have invited him to my Xmas lunch either. "Well, y know Bruce has always had an inferiority complex when it comes to me". Seriously, what sort of flog says this type of s**t in public?
At one point he almost yells down the phone "It's a simple yes or no question. Do you respect me?" Bloke from down the end of the tram yells out: "NO!"
It was hilarious.
That is brilliant.
What did the bloke on the phone do?
And the 75 & 109.once it's gone longer than 2 hours it will automatically 'complete' your journey with the assumption you made the longest possibly journey
If you are on a tram, you do not need to touch off, everything is in zone 1 (with the one exception being Bundoora and the very end of the 86 line)
I think Route 75 as well, seeing as it's the longest route on the network.
And the 75 & 109