Banter Put your elbow in, pull your elbow out, put your elbow in & wave it all about. You do the Gary Ablett & you turn around, thats what it's all about!

[roacheee]

You tend to be a simple folk who need to be told things over and over, that's all that we're doing.

more like you're all slow, can't take a hint and hang around unwanted, like the wet queefs you all are

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

queefs...?!?

 

[roacheee]

queefs...?!?

a pussy fart....
my new name for the cats

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

It seems there is some concern amongst the Geelong ranks that Ablett will be booed again. I suggest that it would be a good thing for us all, rather than booing, to break out into a rendition of : "Onward Christian Soldiers"

"Onward Christian soldiers,
Marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus,
And elbows slightly sore!

Smite the heathen Tigers,
Knock them to the ground
For as you know there's every chance
You'll still play the next round!"

"Christ, the little Master
Leads against the foe
Once more, as the Father
Thirty years ago!

Tiger's faithful quiver
For Father's fourteen goals
Son rise! And deliver
Fourteen elbows to their souls"

 

[Michaels]

leave the song writing and clever lyrics to me people..

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

leave the song writing and clever lyrics to me people..

"* you, I won't do what you tell me!"

 

[Mad_Hatter]

a pussy fart....
my new name for the cats

So like the Cats on Friday night, something you won't get near.

 

[foodles05]

It seems there is some concern amongst the Geelong ranks that Ablett will be booed again. I suggest that it would be a good thing for us all, rather than booing, to break out into a rendition of : "Onward Christian Soldiers"

"Onward Christian soldiers,
Marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus,
And elbows slightly sore!

Smite the heathen Tigers,
Knock them to the ground
For as you know there's every chance
You'll still play the next round!"

That is very funny and I would love you guys to sing it!! That's gold we need more people like you supporting the Australian cricket team. So that our response to the brilliant Barmy Army chants isn't aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi every bloody time.

 

[foodles05]

You put your one flag in (40 years), you pull your one flag out, you put the tiger army in unless the match is a rout. You do the dummy spit and complain the loss away, that's what the tigers are all about!!

 

[Al Heimer]

The kitties still cannot get over the pummeling we gave them after the bell was rung at the start of the 2017 Finals...dropped their collective handbags...

 

[Royce Hafey]

"Christ, the little Master
Leads against the foe
Once more, as the Father
Thirty years ago!

Tiger's faithful quiver
For Father's fourteen goals
Son rise! And deliver
Fourteen elbows to their souls"

Well done! But I have a comeback:

"Behold the one TRUE prophet
Demon-slayer Stack
Stands before the false one
And bumps his side (not back).

Saying as he does so,
To Tiger fans' great joy:
'You're not the messiah,
You're just a naughty boy'."

 

[roacheee]

You put your one flag in (40 years), you pull your one flag out, you put the tiger army in unless the match is a rout. You do the dummy spit and complain the loss away, that's what the tigers are all about!!

queef flog can't count to two, sad but true

 

[Royce Hafey]

You put your one flag in (40 years), you pull your one flag out, you put the tiger army in unless the match is a rout. You do the dummy spit and complain the loss away, that's what the tigers are all about!!

Ever heard of scansion?

 

[Royce Hafey]

leave the song writing and clever lyrics to me people..

To keep with the Biblical flavour, what if John the Baptist had that attitude?

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

To keep with the Biblical flavour, what if John the Baptist had that attitude?

Heading an own goal!

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Well done! But I have a comeback:

"Behold the one TRUE prophet
Demon-slayer Stack
Stands before the false one
And bumps his side (not back).

Saying as he does so,
To Tiger fans' great joy:
'You're not the messiah,
You're just a naughty boy'."

"Sure! Sydney may harbour
Delusions; he's no match
He'll surely meet with laughter
'A bump?! 'Tis but a scratch!'"

 

[smasha]

You put your one flag in (40 years), you pull your one flag out, you put the tiger army in unless the match is a rout. You do the dummy spit and complain the loss away, that's what the tigers are all about!!

Geelong fans can’t count either,37 years 7 years less than your 44 year drought.

Horrible lyrics by the way.

 

[smasha]

The Hocking handbag company.

 

[muzhogg]

I am clearly the mad one after I couldn't even spell mad. Oh no I've gone mad!!

Yeah. I reckon your post on the Geelol board preview thread about the quality of your bants was a bit premature.

First, coherent sentences THEN self-congratulations.

 

[Meli]

"Sure! Sydney may harbour
Delusions; he's no match
He'll surely meet with laughter
'A bump?! 'Tis but a scratch!'"

Tell Viney that!

 

[BotsMaster]

There was no punch to the mouth there....Dusty's hand didn't go anywhere near his face!

 

[BotsMaster]

You put your one flag in (40 years), you pull your one flag out, you put the tiger army in unless the match is a rout. You do the dummy spit and complain the loss away, that's what the tigers are all about!!

 

[_RT_]

You put your one flag in (40 years), you pull your one flag out, you put the tiger army in unless the match is a rout. You do the dummy spit and complain the loss away, that's what the tigers are all about!!

40 years ago was 1979, Richmond won the flag in 1980 and 2017 so that's 2 flags genius.

 

[Royce Hafey]

I always suspected The Rock was innumerate.

 

[Sterge]

New poll is up