Certified Legendary Thread Q: Why did Freeman Leave St Kilda? (A: He was delisted)

[Black_White]

No it's not

Yes, it is.
I'm not responsible for your failing in recognising my correctness.

 

[jmac70]

I should be out of my chair pouring another JW green, but I'm replying to you.,....
Now that's a waste.

Kerp the bottle next to you, it's not hard

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Not a fan of nuance, are you.

Right

 

[jmac70]

I like being wrong

 

[Apex36]

Yes, it is.
I'm not responsible for your failing in recognising my correctness.

Who's responsible for your delusions?

 

[jmac70]

Who's responsible for your delusions?

JW Green

 

[Saintly Viewed]

English please.

 

[Black_White]

Pouring? How?
Sorry Jmac beat you to it.

Pouring?
You know...positioning a glass, a heavy based glass, none if your crap
Kmart glass, a true scotch heavy based glass.
Now, uncork the JW Green, yes, it's a cork not a screw top, then, oh farking hell I forgot....
Before positioning the glass, walk to your fridge, push the glass against the ice maker (crushed not blocked) and fill the glass about a third.
Back to the pour......so ice in glass, uncorked JW Green.
Lift the bottle, watch the amber fluid splash over the icy cold ice, fill to about three quarters.
Retract bottle.
Recork.
Move your body to the recliner.
Hit the button and make the recliner raise the footrest and recline the backrest, electronically of course.
Settle the glass in the holder, switch on the cup holder light to add to the occasion.
Lift glass to lips.
Recline, think how farking lucky you are to be in Australia, and follow the mighty Pies.
Swallow.
Bliss.

 

[Black_White]

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I cant read the pic.
Is it supposed to be ironic?
Insulting?
Hurtful?
Who knows, it's such a small print, well it's simply a FAIL.

 

[Black_White]

JW Green

And occasionally Gold.
But unfortunately I cannot blame alcohol for my righteousness.

 

[ottoman]

Pouring?
You know...positioning a glass, a heavy based glass, none if your crap
Kmart glass, a true scotch heavy based glass.
Now, uncork the JW Green, yes, it's a cork not a screw top, then, oh farking hell I forgot....
Before positioning the glass, walk to your fridge, push the glass against the ice maker (crushed not blocked) and fill the glass about a third.
Back to the pour......so ice in glass, uncorked JW Green.
Lift the bottle, watch the amber fluid splash over the icy cold ice, fill to about three quarters.
Retract bottle.
Recork.
Move your body to the recliner.
Hit the button and make the recliner raise the footrest and recline the backrest, electronically of course.
Settle the glass in the holder, switch on the cup holder light to add to the occasion.
Lift glass to lips.
Recline, think how farking lucky you are to be in Australia, and follow the mighty Pies.
Swallow.
Bliss.

I prefer beer.

 

[Black_White]

I like being wrong

This is good.
You need to start a cult.

 

[jmac70]

Pouring?
You know...positioning a glass, a heavy based glass, none if your crap
Kmart glass, a true scotch heavy based glass.
Now, uncork the JW Green, yes, it's a cork not a screw top, then, oh farking hell I forgot....
Before positioning the glass, walk to your fridge, push the glass against the ice maker (crushed not blocked) and fill the glass about a third.
Back to the pour......so ice in glass, uncorked JW Green.
Lift the bottle, watch the amber fluid splash over the icy cold ice, fill to about three quarters.
Retract bottle.
Recork.
Move your body to the recliner.
Hit the button and make the recliner raise the footrest and recline the backrest, electronically of course.
Settle the glass in the holder, switch on the cup holder light to add to the occasion.
Lift glass to lips.
Recline, think how farking lucky you are to be in Australia, and follow the mighty Pies.
Swallow.
Bliss.

You need to move away from JW. Single malt is the only way to go.

 

[Apex36]

And occasionally Gold.
But unfortunately I cannot blame alcohol for my righteousness.

You mised the 'self' in self righteousness.

 

[jmac70]

This is good.
You need to start a cult.

How do you know I haven't already done so?

 

[Black_White]

I prefer beer.

I brew my own.
https://brewart.com/au/
Just put a new keg in the flow tonight.
It's still a bit green, but I've no more kegs ready to go.

 

[Black_White]

How do you know I haven't already done so?

Because I haven't received an invitation.

 

[Black_White]

You mised the 'self' in self righteousness.

I'm not that self centred.

 

[jmac70]

Because I haven't received an invitation.

You have to be at least 46 to join sorry.

 

[Black_White]

You need to move away from JW. Single malt is the only way to go.

This is true.
But I don't mind the blends.
Some of the Tasmanian single malts are superior to the Scottish.
Check em out.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

I cant read the pic.
Is it supposed to be ironic?
Insulting?
Hurtful?
Who knows, it's such a small print, well it's simply a FAIL.

From the movie the Usual Suspects

The Fenster character has a garbled talk, so he is asked "in English please."
If you haven't seen the movie, it will be lost on you.
If you have, and it didn't resonate, you are right, it is simply fail for you.

 

[Apex36]

I'm not that self centred.

Could have fooled me

 

[jmac70]

This is true.
But I don't mind the blends.
Some of the Tasmanian single malts are superior to the Scottish.
Check em out.

They are good but no match for the peaty goodness of Islay scotch.

 

[Black_White]

You have to be at least 46 to join sorry.

Hmmmmm...I'm almost a decade beyond that requirement.
Pursya@exemail.com.au
Just so you know.

 

[Black_White]

They are good but no match for the peaty goodness of Islay scotch.

Really?
You need to widen your Tassie search.