Competitions Qooty Tour of BigFooty - SFA vs Cats Board. 10 positions left - match will be played tonight!

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ClarkeM

ClarkeMedia
Mar 14, 2007
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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. My name is ClarkeM and I'm the promoting manager of the Qooty Tour of BigFooty. That's right, QOOTY. Ever heard of it?

Created by Mobbs decades ago, Qooty is a football text-based simulator where you can create leagues and teams full of whichever players you want. The BigFooty competition is about to enter its 28th season with the first games set to kick off at the end of this month.

YOU are your own player. You will have no impact on what the simulator does to you but you'll get to see your name up in lights for kicking a bag of 7 goals or getting 38 touches or even more likely, being benched for the entire game and getting spanked by 80 points.

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SO what do I need you to do?
All I need from you is just to say that you're interested in playing by posting in this thread.

DO I have to do anything?
You will not need to do a thing!

WHO wants to play a stupid fantasy game?
Over 260 people each season play in just our league. We couldn't care less if you think it's childish :).

WHO are we playing?
We'll be playing a representative team from the Sweet F.A.

WHERE'S the fun?
The fun is in the banter between the two sides in the lead up to the match.

So if you want to have a game of Qooty against a representative side from the Sweet FA who will show you how it's played, then put your name down and we will answer any questions that you have for us!


Geelong Cats Board Posters

1. Willo_
2. Cockarfitt
3. Tandy
4. foxdog50
5. Wojcinski
6. Doctor Gero
7. SparkleNarkle
8. Strange Cat
9. winty
10. The Kingslayer
11. BotsMaster




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More about how Qooty works:
Teams consist of players who are forum members, actual people such as you. The league started in 2001 and has its own board on BigFooty.

The matches are decided by a text simulator called Qooty. The matches play out entirely randomly. The simulator produces a text transcript of commentary, provides statistics, and maintains a season. Results here are determined entirely by the random number generating functions of a computer.

EG of the sim in action:
4 : 20.19 {rHFF} - Handpasses to okeydoke7.
4 : 20.23 {FF} - Pumps it long for Marlowe.
4 : 20.25 {FF} - The ball drops short of Marlowe.
4 : 20.3 {FF} - Marlowe wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 20.34 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Marlowe.
4 : 20.37 {FF} - That's one of those special goals. Number 6 for Marlowe.
Mt Buller Demons : 14.20.104
Gold City Royals : 18.10.118
The sim generates statistics so you can chat about your performance:
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MBDEMONS SENIORS Vs GCROYALS SENIORS
MBDEMONS          1    2        6    8        11   16       14   20   104
GCROYALS          4    2        9    6        13   6        19   11   125
MBDEMONS   HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCROYALS    HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Logger      0  6  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   37  Dirty Bird   0  10 2  8  1  1  0  0  1   58
Mateyman    0  6  0  2  3  0  1  4  2   57  5 GB USB     0  8  3  5  1  0  3  0  0   38
Footypie32  0  5  0  3  0  0  1  0  0   18  Tommycash    0  1  0  1  0  1  0  0  0    6
Big Stiff   0  11 9  10 1  0  1  0  0   81  Son Of God   0  7  2  10 0  0  1  0  0   44
Smartys Po  0  5  5  7  1  0  1  0  0   45  The_Reaper   0  8  8  10 0  1  1  0  0   66
thorne89    0  3  1  2  0  0  1  0  0   13  bomberlege   0  9  2  8  0  0  1  1  1   53
Rhodesy_Bl  0  14 9  18 0  0  2  0  1  100  Bipolarbea   0  7  3  4  1  0  1  0  0   39
Gentlemen   0  11 6  14 1  1  1  0  2   83  Wise Guy S   0  6  7  13 1  1  1  1  0   73
Danger in   0  10 4  9  2  2  1  0  3   70  NathanMJ_W   0  9  5  12 1  2  2  0  0   66
raven echo  0  6  5  12 0  1  1  1  0   61  Pogba        0  12 4  7  0  0  1  2  3   74
LP04        0  6  3  4  1  0  0  0  0   39  Continstar   0  4  0  5  1  0  0  0  0   26
Modbury_Ha  0  6  4  4  0  0  1  1  0   41  The Old Da   0  2  3  8  0  0  3  1  0   28
stewie gri  0  5  1  0  0  0  0  0  5   23  KeilorUnde   0  3  1  1  0  0  0  3  0   32
cooney      0  6  0  1  3  1  0  3  3   54  Marlowe      0  8  1  0  1  0  0  6  2   69
hdecure     0  7  7  12 1  0  2  0  1   65  Easty        0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
HawkPatrol  14 14 0  12 6  3  1  3  1  123  okeydoke7    18 14 0  12 8  1  3  0  3  111
lanky_wes   0  15 0  15 3  3  0  2  1  103  COHL         0  7  0  6  6  3  0  1  1   67
Eth         0  12 0  10 3  6  0  0  1   75  VitalDread   0  14 0  9  7  3  0  3  0  109
tasmanlvr   0  5  4  6  1  0  0  0  0   43  Igloo        0  13 4  7  0  1  0  1  0   72
Headless    0  3  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   26  Fitzey       0  5  0  4  1  0  0  0  0   27
 
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TedDougChris

Premium Platinum
Mar 10, 2007
22,916
28,091
Melbourne
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Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Charlton Athletic, Roys FFC
Haha cheers for the invite, but I got one earlier on in the year. Not really my scene
If you can think of anyone who would enjoy the 'banter' aspect, and doesn't mind the fact it's all randomly determined, let me know or tag them in here !! Many thanks.

Can I ask the same of you Gunf and Colonel_Panic - this is a different style of Fantasy Football - we're looking for new players. Further details are set out above. No skill - just a sense of humour is required. So no Dansters anyone !!!

Cheers guys !!
 

Mobbs

A Large Portion, Yes
Nov 1, 2000
42,452
23,593
www.footypedia.com/qooty
Other Teams
Fitzroy FC
If you can think of anyone who would enjoy the 'banter' aspect, and doesn't mind the fact it's all randomly determined, let me know or tag them in here !! Many thanks.

Can I ask the same of you Gunf and Colonel_Panic - this is a different style of Fantasy Football - we're looking for new players. Further details are set out above. No skill - just a sense of humour is required. So no Dansters anyone !!!

Cheers guys !!
This bloke's been captain of a club for 37 seconds and he's already trying to run the league! Gonna be hell playing under him this season!
 

TedDougChris

Premium Platinum
Mar 10, 2007
22,916
28,091
Melbourne
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Charlton Athletic, Roys FFC
This bloke's been captain of a club for 37 seconds and he's already trying to run the league! Gonna be hell playing under him this season!
And shouldn't you be 'fixing' the coding where I run into an open goal and miss - every single time !!!! What's random about that when it happens with 100% certainty. Occasionally I should mis-kick it and it goes through....
 

Barrybran

Brownlow Medallist
Jun 18, 2016
16,175
23,903
AFL Club
West Coast
Other Teams
Perth Scorchers
And shouldn't you be 'fixing' the coding where I run into an open goal and miss - every single time !!!! What's random about that when it happens with 100% certainty. Occasionally I should mis-kick it and it goes through....
Play full back like any other good captain. Wait a sec...
 
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