Competitions Qooty Tour of BigFooty - Sweet FA vs Hawthorn Board. What's Qooty? Come find out! LIVE MATCH THREAD

ClarkeM

ClarkeMedia
Mar 14, 2007
35,190
19,990
AFL Club
Collingwood


Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. My name is ClarkeM and I'm the promoting manager of the Qooty Tour of BigFooty. That's right, QOOTY. Ever heard of it?

Created by Mobbs decades ago, Qooty is a football text-based simulator where you can create leagues and teams full of whichever players you want. The BigFooty competition is about to enter its 28th season with the first games set to kick off at the end of this month.

YOU are your own player. You will have no impact on what the simulator does to you but you'll get to see your name up in lights for kicking a bag of 7 goals or getting 38 touches or even more likely, being benched for the entire game and getting spanked by 80 points.

==============================================================

SO what do I need you to do?
All I need from you is just to say that you're interested in playing by posting in this thread.

DO I have to do anything?
You will not need to do a thing!

WHO wants to play a stupid fantasy game?
Over 260 people each season play in just our league. We couldn't care less if you think it's childish :).

WHO are we playing?
We'll be playing a representative team from the Sweet F.A.

WHERE'S the fun?
The fun is in the banter between the two sides in the lead up to the match.

So if you want to have a game of Qooty against a representative side from the Sweet FA who will show you how it's played, then put your name down and we will answer any questions that you have for us!


Hawthorn Hawks Board Player List

1. Beandip
2. Dinsdale
3. Ned Ryerson
4. Bumps"N"Grins
5. rdhopkins2
6. moginie
7. SarahSmiles***
8. SSSSSS
9. 4THAWN
10. grumbleguts
11. OnTheRocks
12. Hawks1994
13. Max Power !
14. Crankyhawk
15. Changa10
16. badgrill
17. Davo-27
18. Strebi3
19. Dewnior
20. MightyHawks86




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More about how Qooty works:
Teams consist of players who are forum members, actual people such as you. The league started in 2001 and has its own board on BigFooty.

The matches are decided by a text simulator called Qooty. The matches play out entirely randomly. The simulator produces a text transcript of commentary, provides statistics, and maintains a season. Results here are determined entirely by the random number generating functions of a computer.

EG of the sim in action:
4 : 20.19 {rHFF} - Handpasses to okeydoke7.
4 : 20.23 {FF} - Pumps it long for Marlowe.
4 : 20.25 {FF} - The ball drops short of Marlowe.
4 : 20.3 {FF} - Marlowe wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 20.34 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Marlowe.
4 : 20.37 {FF} - That's one of those special goals. Number 6 for Marlowe.
Mt Buller Demons : 14.20.104
Gold City Royals : 18.10.118
The sim generates statistics so you can chat about your performance:
Code:
MBDEMONS SENIORS Vs GCROYALS SENIORS
MBDEMONS          1    2        6    8        11   16       14   20   104
GCROYALS          4    2        9    6        13   6        19   11   125
MBDEMONS   HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCROYALS    HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Logger      0  6  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   37  Dirty Bird   0  10 2  8  1  1  0  0  1   58
Mateyman    0  6  0  2  3  0  1  4  2   57  5 GB USB     0  8  3  5  1  0  3  0  0   38
Footypie32  0  5  0  3  0  0  1  0  0   18  Tommycash    0  1  0  1  0  1  0  0  0    6
Big Stiff   0  11 9  10 1  0  1  0  0   81  Son Of God   0  7  2  10 0  0  1  0  0   44
Smartys Po  0  5  5  7  1  0  1  0  0   45  The_Reaper   0  8  8  10 0  1  1  0  0   66
thorne89    0  3  1  2  0  0  1  0  0   13  bomberlege   0  9  2  8  0  0  1  1  1   53
Rhodesy_Bl  0  14 9  18 0  0  2  0  1  100  Bipolarbea   0  7  3  4  1  0  1  0  0   39
Gentlemen   0  11 6  14 1  1  1  0  2   83  Wise Guy S   0  6  7  13 1  1  1  1  0   73
Danger in   0  10 4  9  2  2  1  0  3   70  NathanMJ_W   0  9  5  12 1  2  2  0  0   66
raven echo  0  6  5  12 0  1  1  1  0   61  Pogba        0  12 4  7  0  0  1  2  3   74
LP04        0  6  3  4  1  0  0  0  0   39  Continstar   0  4  0  5  1  0  0  0  0   26
Modbury_Ha  0  6  4  4  0  0  1  1  0   41  The Old Da   0  2  3  8  0  0  3  1  0   28
stewie gri  0  5  1  0  0  0  0  0  5   23  KeilorUnde   0  3  1  1  0  0  0  3  0   32
cooney      0  6  0  1  3  1  0  3  3   54  Marlowe      0  8  1  0  1  0  0  6  2   69
hdecure     0  7  7  12 1  0  2  0  1   65  Easty        0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
HawkPatrol  14 14 0  12 6  3  1  3  1  123  okeydoke7    18 14 0  12 8  1  3  0  3  111
lanky_wes   0  15 0  15 3  3  0  2  1  103  COHL         0  7  0  6  6  3  0  1  1   67
Eth         0  12 0  10 3  6  0  0  1   75  VitalDread   0  14 0  9  7  3  0  3  0  109
tasmanlvr   0  5  4  6  1  0  0  0  0   43  Igloo        0  13 4  7  0  1  0  1  0   72
Headless    0  3  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   26  Fitzey       0  5  0  4  1  0  0  0  0   27
 
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ClarkeM

ClarkeMedia
Mar 14, 2007
35,190
19,990
AFL Club
Collingwood
This is the third leg of the tour with games happening against the Geelong and Sydney Boards.

We will hope to play the game around this time next week.

We need 20 Hawthorn Posters to sign up!
 

Bumps"N"Grins

Premiership Player
Oct 15, 2014
3,115
5,136
Doing 80kph in the fast lane.
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Other Teams
The Boro, Knicks, Fins


Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. My name is ClarkeM and I'm the promoting manager of the Qooty Tour of BigFooty. That's right, QOOTY. Ever heard of it?

Created by Mobbs decades ago, Qooty is a football text-based simulator where you can create leagues and teams full of whichever players you want. The BigFooty competition is about to enter its 28th season with the first games set to kick off at the end of this month.

YOU are your own player. You will have no impact on what the simulator does to you but you'll get to see your name up in lights for kicking a bag of 7 goals or getting 38 touches or even more likely, being benched for the entire game and getting spanked by 80 points.

==============================================================

SO what do I need you to do?
All I need from you is just to say that you're interested in playing by posting in this thread.

DO I have to do anything?
You will not need to do a thing!

WHO wants to play a stupid fantasy game?
Over 260 people each season play in just our league. We couldn't care less if you think it's childish :).

WHO are we playing?
We'll be playing a representative team from the Sweet F.A.

WHERE'S the fun?
The fun is in the banter between the two sides in the lead up to the match.

So if you want to have a game of Qooty against a representative side from the Sweet FA who will show you how it's played, then put your name down and we will answer any questions that you have for us!


Hawthorn Hawks Board Player List

1.
@Bumps"N"Grins


==============================================================


More about how Qooty works:
Teams consist of players who are forum members, actual people such as you. The league started in 2001 and has its own board on BigFooty.

The matches are decided by a text simulator called Qooty. The matches play out entirely randomly. The simulator produces a text transcript of commentary, provides statistics, and maintains a season. Results here are determined entirely by the random number generating functions of a computer.

EG of the sim in action:


The sim generates statistics so you can chat about your performance:
Code:
MBDEMONS SENIORS Vs GCROYALS SENIORS
MBDEMONS          1    2        6    8        11   16       14   20   104
GCROYALS          4    2        9    6        13   6        19   11   125
MBDEMONS   HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCROYALS    HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Logger      0  6  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   37  Dirty Bird   0  10 2  8  1  1  0  0  1   58
Mateyman    0  6  0  2  3  0  1  4  2   57  5 GB USB     0  8  3  5  1  0  3  0  0   38
Footypie32  0  5  0  3  0  0  1  0  0   18  Tommycash    0  1  0  1  0  1  0  0  0    6
Big Stiff   0  11 9  10 1  0  1  0  0   81  Son Of God   0  7  2  10 0  0  1  0  0   44
Smartys Po  0  5  5  7  1  0  1  0  0   45  The_Reaper   0  8  8  10 0  1  1  0  0   66
thorne89    0  3  1  2  0  0  1  0  0   13  bomberlege   0  9  2  8  0  0  1  1  1   53
Rhodesy_Bl  0  14 9  18 0  0  2  0  1  100  Bipolarbea   0  7  3  4  1  0  1  0  0   39
Gentlemen   0  11 6  14 1  1  1  0  2   83  Wise Guy S   0  6  7  13 1  1  1  1  0   73
Danger in   0  10 4  9  2  2  1  0  3   70  NathanMJ_W   0  9  5  12 1  2  2  0  0   66
raven echo  0  6  5  12 0  1  1  1  0   61  Pogba        0  12 4  7  0  0  1  2  3   74
LP04        0  6  3  4  1  0  0  0  0   39  Continstar   0  4  0  5  1  0  0  0  0   26
Modbury_Ha  0  6  4  4  0  0  1  1  0   41  The Old Da   0  2  3  8  0  0  3  1  0   28
stewie gri  0  5  1  0  0  0  0  0  5   23  KeilorUnde   0  3  1  1  0  0  0  3  0   32
cooney      0  6  0  1  3  1  0  3  3   54  Marlowe      0  8  1  0  1  0  0  6  2   69
hdecure     0  7  7  12 1  0  2  0  1   65  Easty        0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
HawkPatrol  14 14 0  12 6  3  1  3  1  123  okeydoke7    18 14 0  12 8  1  3  0  3  111
lanky_wes   0  15 0  15 3  3  0  2  1  103  COHL         0  7  0  6  6  3  0  1  1   67
Eth         0  12 0  10 3  6  0  0  1   75  VitalDread   0  14 0  9  7  3  0  3  0  109
tasmanlvr   0  5  4  6  1  0  0  0  0   43  Igloo        0  13 4  7  0  1  0  1  0   72
Headless    0  3  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   26  Fitzey       0  5  0  4  1  0  0  0  0   27
 

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4THAWN

All Australian
Mar 25, 2019
850
929
AFL Club
Hawthorn
I'll play. If i concede over 100 goals as a full back does will i earn AA full back honors in this or not that realistic of a simulator??
 

Mobbs

A Large Portion, Yes
Nov 1, 2000
41,031
20,751
www.footypedia.com/qooty
Other Teams
Fitzroy FC
Where do we draw the line between banter and abuse?
For a match in the team board as this one is, your board's mods draw the line just like in any other circumstance. We as visitors are asked to observe your team board rules. At a wild guess I reckon the same applies to you guys :D

I'll play. If i concede over 100 goals as a full back does will i earn AA full back honors in this or not that realistic of a simulator??
In our last season my team's full back won what is essentially the "worst full back" trophy and paraded it around for a while. He was very proud.
 
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