ClarkeM
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- Mar 14, 2007
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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. My name is ClarkeM and I'm the promoting manager of the Qooty Tour of BigFooty. That's right, QOOTY. Ever heard of it?
Created by Mobbs decades ago, Qooty is a football text-based simulator where you can create leagues and teams full of whichever players you want. The BigFooty competition is about to enter its 28th season with the first games set to kick off at the end of this month.
YOU are your own player. You will have no impact on what the simulator does to you but you'll get to see your name up in lights for kicking a bag of 7 goals or getting 38 touches or even more likely, being benched for the entire game and getting spanked by 80 points.
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SO what do I need you to do?
All I need from you is just to say that you're interested in playing by posting in this thread.
DO I have to do anything?
You will not need to do a thing!
WHO wants to play a stupid fantasy game?
Over 260 people each season play in just our league. We couldn't care less if you think it's childish
.WHO are we playing?
We'll be playing a representative team from the Sweet F.A.
WHERE'S the fun?
The fun is in the banter between the two sides in the lead up to the match.
So if you want to have a game of Qooty against a representative side from the Sweet FA who will show you how it's played, then put your name down and we will answer any questions that you have for us!
Hawthorn Hawks Board Player List
1. Beandip
2. Dinsdale
3. Ned Ryerson
4. Bumps"N"Grins
5. rdhopkins2
6. moginie
7. SarahSmiles***
8. SSSSSS
9. 4THAWN
10. grumbleguts
11. OnTheRocks
12. Hawks1994
13. Max Power !
14. Crankyhawk
15. Changa10
16. badgrill
17. Davo-27
18. Strebi3
19. Dewnior
20. MightyHawks86
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More about how Qooty works:
Teams consist of players who are forum members, actual people such as you. The league started in 2001 and has its own board on BigFooty.
The matches are decided by a text simulator called Qooty. The matches play out entirely randomly. The simulator produces a text transcript of commentary, provides statistics, and maintains a season. Results here are determined entirely by the random number generating functions of a computer.
EG of the sim in action:
The sim generates statistics so you can chat about your performance:
Code:
MBDEMONS SENIORS Vs GCROYALS SENIORS
MBDEMONS 1 2 6 8 11 16 14 20 104
GCROYALS 4 2 9 6 13 6 19 11 125
MBDEMONS HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt GCROYALS HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt
Logger 0 6 3 5 0 0 0 0 0 37 Dirty Bird 0 10 2 8 1 1 0 0 1 58
Mateyman 0 6 0 2 3 0 1 4 2 57 5 GB USB 0 8 3 5 1 0 3 0 0 38
Footypie32 0 5 0 3 0 0 1 0 0 18 Tommycash 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 6
Big Stiff 0 11 9 10 1 0 1 0 0 81 Son Of God 0 7 2 10 0 0 1 0 0 44
Smartys Po 0 5 5 7 1 0 1 0 0 45 The_Reaper 0 8 8 10 0 1 1 0 0 66
thorne89 0 3 1 2 0 0 1 0 0 13 bomberlege 0 9 2 8 0 0 1 1 1 53
Rhodesy_Bl 0 14 9 18 0 0 2 0 1 100 Bipolarbea 0 7 3 4 1 0 1 0 0 39
Gentlemen 0 11 6 14 1 1 1 0 2 83 Wise Guy S 0 6 7 13 1 1 1 1 0 73
Danger in 0 10 4 9 2 2 1 0 3 70 NathanMJ_W 0 9 5 12 1 2 2 0 0 66
raven echo 0 6 5 12 0 1 1 1 0 61 Pogba 0 12 4 7 0 0 1 2 3 74
LP04 0 6 3 4 1 0 0 0 0 39 Continstar 0 4 0 5 1 0 0 0 0 26
Modbury_Ha 0 6 4 4 0 0 1 1 0 41 The Old Da 0 2 3 8 0 0 3 1 0 28
stewie gri 0 5 1 0 0 0 0 0 5 23 KeilorUnde 0 3 1 1 0 0 0 3 0 32
cooney 0 6 0 1 3 1 0 3 3 54 Marlowe 0 8 1 0 1 0 0 6 2 69
hdecure 0 7 7 12 1 0 2 0 1 65 Easty 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HawkPatrol 14 14 0 12 6 3 1 3 1 123 okeydoke7 18 14 0 12 8 1 3 0 3 111
lanky_wes 0 15 0 15 3 3 0 2 1 103 COHL 0 7 0 6 6 3 0 1 1 67
Eth 0 12 0 10 3 6 0 0 1 75 VitalDread 0 14 0 9 7 3 0 3 0 109
tasmanlvr 0 5 4 6 1 0 0 0 0 43 Igloo 0 13 4 7 0 1 0 1 0 72
Headless 0 3 3 4 0 0 0 0 0 26 Fitzey 0 5 0 4 1 0 0 0 0 27
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