Queenslander announces new Signing.

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Queenslander would like to announce the recruitment of pure batter, Von Douche.

With the uncertaintly surrounding Armageddons future, and Kapow choosing to reneg on previous statements to sign on with the sharks, Queenslander's batting department took another hit.

Armageddons banning comes after a Motm in the last one dayer, a game where for once, the middle order really looked to step it up.

Von Douche will make his debut in the next test, we all wish him well.

Queenslander would also like to announce that although currently banned, the team is completely behind Armageddon, and hope he can make a comeback.
 

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Great news to hear we could find a replacement, but under shocking circumstances, but that wont effect our welcoming of Von Douche. Glad to have u on board an look foward, to playing with u.
But truer words could not be spoken about Armageddon, the team is completly behind him, and look foward to hopefully seeing, him make a comeback.
Good luck Douche
 

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The Douche is Pumped

After the stirring words from his captain, newcomer to the game and former Colombian drug runner Von Douche has revealed his excitement at playing for his new club. Douche is said to be settling in well at his new surroundings and looking forward to tearing apart bowling orders right across the league. It's also believed Douche was approached by a couple of other clubs.

"Yeah I was" Douche said "And I'm touched that a young drug runner would be thought of so highly, I'd like to thank those clubs. It's great that a simple drug runner can move up in the world to the ranks of rookie in a quality lineup such as Queenslander"

Douche signalled that there would be snowballs all around and that he was shouting the lads after his first game.

:thumbsu: Thanks for the welcome boys :D
 

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Von Douche said:
The Douche is Pumped

After the stirring words from his captain, newcomer to the game and former Colombian drug runner Von Douche has revealed his excitement at playing for his new club. Douche is said to be settling in well at his new surroundings and looking forward to tearing apart bowling orders right across the league. It's also believed Douche was approached by a couple of other clubs.

"Yeah I was" Douche said "And I'm touched that a young drug runner would be thought of so highly, I'd like to thank those clubs. It's great that a simple drug runner can move up in the world to the ranks of rookie in a quality lineup such as Queenslander"

Douche signalled that there would be snowballs all around and that he was shouting the lads after his first game.

:thumbsu: Thanks for the welcome boys :D
Btw what type of snowballs are u talking about ;)

Coz i know of 3 different types and im not open for the oral variety :D
 

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Looks like a good pick up, welcome Van Douche, keep posting and we can form a formidable partnership ;)
 

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