QUINTON (SPARKLE) NARKLE IS OUTSHINING CYRIL RIOLI.

[Geelong Dynasty]

That's right, Sparkle Narkle has gone past Cyril in just 1 electrifying game. This is terrible news for the Hawks especially given Cyril looks to have checked out on footy since rediscovering his love of the bush life.

Well done Sparky, 2 great goals 6 tackles and 5 electrifying inside 50's.

What a debut.

 

[RedVest4]

 

[mike123]

Geelong fans still salty about Cyril

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Not many young players have 5 knuckle joints in their pointer finger.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Geelong fans still salty about Cyril

This is about Sparkle Narkle and not the 2011 premiership which we beat you in, stay on track.

 

[mike123]

This is about Sparkle Narkle and not the 2011 premiership which we beat you in, stay on track.

Your the only one who went off track

 

[harry000]

This campaigner think his michael jordan?

#needsanewpose

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

This campaigner think his michael jordan?

#needsanewpose

*he’s



(Actually he’s not)

 

[Plugger35]

He looks like an extra from Children of the Corn.

 

[harry000]

*he’s



(Actually he’s not)

He's actually Elite Finger Twirler

 

[frggr]

He looks like an extra from Children of the Corn.

Could be worse....He could be an extra from Children of the Cornes:

 

[William Wonka]

Oh boy!
Almost as many touches as Cyril averages!!!!!

If he can just keep this up for a decade and get traded from Geelong so he can win some premiships he will be getting close.

 

[Tigernator]

Who???

 

[Paul Kersey]

I was wondering who this guy was (I actually turned the game on at 3/4 time after I got a message that the Bulldogs were a chance to win).

Boy, didn't Harry Faylor deliver a Friday night thrill for me. Whatta you say Geelong Dynasty?

As for Sparkle, he looks like he goes to the same salon as Derm. That's not a good thing either.

 

[Lethality]

The racist comparisons of indigenous players continues.

 

[mike123]

The racist comparisons of indigenous players continues.

Especially from Geelong fans, every indigenous player they have that plays a decent game gets compared Cyril.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

He's actually Elite Finger Twirler

Confirmed.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

The racist comparisons of indigenous players continues.

Oh boy, is he indigenous? I never noticed with the blond hair and all, I assumed he was just a typical surfer dude from down the Coast.
But now you mentioned it I kind of makes sense because Narkle is Aboriginal for Knuckles and since he was born with 2 extra on each finger it all adds up.

 

[A Cut Above]

OP is a ****ing racist for making this comparison

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

OP is a ******* racist for making this comparison

Hey, I'm a man of colour myself. That makes YOU the racist for criticizing me.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Especially from Geelong fans, every indigenous player they have that plays a decent game gets compared Cyril.

Anyone would think you were some sort of blow-in?

Comparing players to Cyril is part of the fabric of the Bay.

I call him Meagan by the way.

 

[Tigernator]

Daddy!, what does ya think folks???

 

[harry000]

Oh boy, is he indigenous? I never noticed with the blond hair and all, I assumed he was just a typical surfer dude from down the Coast.
But now you mentioned it I kind of makes sense because Narkle is Aboriginal for Knuckles and since he was born with 2 extra on each finger it all adds up.

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I wonder what his willy looks like

 

[Tiger2709]

That's right, Sparkle Narkle has gone past Cyril in just 1 electrifying game. This is terrible news for the Hawks especially given Cyril looks to have checked out on footy since rediscovering his love of the bush life.

Well done Sparky, 2 great goals 6 tackles and 5 electrifying inside 50's.

What a debut.

Are we discussing hair do's or football.

 

[Tiger2709]

Not many young players have 5 knuckle joints in their pointer finger.

Its called an index finger