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All this movie talk got me looking up movie quotes...
Just wondering what everyone's fave lines from a movie are.
Or alternatively......fave quote. (I collect them)
 
One of many from Full Metal Jacket:

Tonight, you ladies will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because from now on this is the only pussy you people are going to get !! Your days of fingerbanging Old Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties, are over !! You're married to this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful ladies !!
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I got some funny sports quotes -

These ones are from http://www.worldmotorsport.com/murray/index.php

"With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go"

"As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is 5th"

"I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem"

[During a F1 race, describing how the leader can see the driver following him] "... Mansell can see him in his earphone..."

These are from http://www.sports-quotes.com/

That was a tremendous six, the ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary

and Marshall throws his head to his hands

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is.

That slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was travelling

I don't think he expected it, and that's what caught him unawares

I think if you've got a safe pair of hands, you've got a safe pair of hands

Diane - keeping her head beautifully on her shoulders

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands

These ball boys are marvellous. You don't even notice them. There's a left handed one over there. I noticed him earlier

It's quite clear that Virginia Wade is thriving on the pressure now that the pressure on her to do well is off
 
any of the dumb and dumber quotes, hilarious movie, nothing can ever top it ;)
*I desperately wanna make love to a schoolboy (Lloyd)
*Man, you are one pathetic loser (Lloyd to Harry)
*You've got a Husband? What was all that one out of a million talk? (Lloyd to Mary)

Lol there's too many to list, the whole movie's great :)
 
"Use of un-necessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved"

As for sports quotes, the best ever was when Peter Willey was facing the bowling of Michael Holding, and Brian Johnston called the action:
"The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey":p :D
 
From Me,Myself and Irenne

"Price check on Vagi-Clean aisle 5, that's Vagi-clean. We have a woman here with a full on falopian fungus, she's baking a loaf a bread and I think its sourdough...*sniff* Better put a rush on that."

quite humourous :)
 
"Spirit. It is the hero's strength, the mother's resilience, and the poor man's armour. It cannot be broken, and cannot be taken away. This I must believe" - Drizzt Do'Urden

"Stare at me with empty eyes and point your words at me. Mirror on the wall will show you what you're scared to see." - Layne Staley
 

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Here are some from one of those chain email things i got:

Question: If we could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because, if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why i would not live forever."
--Miss Alabama in the '94 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever i watch TV and see all those poor starving kids all over the world, i can't help but cry. I mean i'd like to be skinny like that, but not with all thos flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey.

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but i can't remember what they are."
--Matt Lauer, NBC's Today Show, August 22, (year unknown).

"I haven't commited a crime. All i did was fail to comply with the law"
--David Dinkins, NY City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal antismoking campaign.

"We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees"
--Jason Kidd, upon his drafting ot the Dallas Mavericks.

"I'm not gonna have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president"
--Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoened documents.

"China is a big city, inhabited by many Chinese"
--Charles De Gaulle, former French president.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country"
--Mayor Marian Barry, Washington, D.C.

"It isn't pollution that is harming the environment, it's the impurities in the air and water that are doing it"
--Former US vice president, Dan Quayle.
 
Karate Kid

"haw daniel san, if man can catch fly with chopstick, he capable of anything.."

Any of the lines from Top gun - possibly the best film ever for quotes that can be easily introduced into conversation
 
Dumb and Dumber::)
"Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, really can serve a purpose. Now don't you go dying on me! "-

-Lloyd says this after an old lady has agreed to watch his stuff.

"Harry...I took care of it... "
-lloyd, you have to know how he says it, absolute *****a.

"Give it to me you pumpkin pie-hair cutted-freak"- police guy says it to harry.

favourite is 'man you are one pathetic loser though, but riotgirl has already said that one.


ACE VENTURA:
--" Holy testicle Tuesday! "
--"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer "

BILLY MADISON
"He called the **** poop! "
"YES! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!"

"Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really!
[Notices gold swan on edge of tub.]

FATHER OF THE BRIDE:
"And don't forget to fasten your condoms! ...Seatbelts, I mean seatbelts."- hehe that was a good one, good'ol steve martin.

I' might be easily amused but it makes life so much more fun and interesting ay riotgirl :)

"
 
"you made a woman meow??" - when harry met sally.

"sabrina, don't just stare at it. eat it" - american psycho.

"back off man. I'm a scientist" - ghostbusters.

"I'm going to drop you like 3rd period french" - ocean's eleven.


also like the one liners from Lock Stock and Snatch, and Austen Powers, but can't remember them all.
 
Originally posted by vergs
I got some funny sports quotes -

These ones are from http://www.worldmotorsport.com/murray/index.php

"With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go"

"As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is 5th"

"I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem"

[During a F1 race, describing how the leader can see the driver following him] "... Mansell can see him in his earphone..."
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MURRY WALKERS A LEGEND!!!!

'the first car is absolutly unique except for the 1 behind it which is identical'

[F1 driver Pedro Diniz's car on fire] 'Fire fire, Diniz in the oven'

[Durring the V8 races in melb gp]'all the eurpeans are doing very well especially paul radicih who is a New Zealander'
 
Prince Phillip has had some pearlers:

"If you stay here much longer you'll be slitty-eyed"
- to British students in China, 1986

"We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a gastly problem?' You just got on with it"
- on modern stress counselling for servicemen, 1995

"You'll have to lose weight if you want to go in that"
- to a 13-year-old who wanted to fly in a space rocket in July 2001
 

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