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Adelaide - Brother on sister, sister on sister, brother on brother, Father on sister on mother.
Brisbane - Fail to reach an orgasm despite claiming each performance is promising
Carlton - Brings in cheap slappers from Sydney's West to rejuvenate things but fail to perform
Collingwood - Buckwards position, in the bushes behind the Lexus Centre while the kids play with matches in the park beside
Essendon - Require needles to wake up the old fella
Geelong - Can perform at home but go floppy when going at it away from home
Giants - Paid an obscene amount for an underwhelming experience
Gold Coast - Given the masion from Mum and Dad to make the first time special, proceeded to burn the place down to ashes
Fremantle - Prefer pregnant boobs
Hawthorn - Prefer the company of gentlemen
Melbourne - Infertile since the 60's
North Melbourne - Refuse to relocate from the couch to the bedroom
Port - Passionate love underneath the tarps to NTUA
Richmond - A quick self-glubber in the Spencer St dunnies between train stops
St Kilda - Any school girl will do, photos are mandatory
Sydney - Need a book to understand how to make it work
Western Bulldogs - Fluked s performance once and still hang on to hope
West Coast - Every significant performance tainted by enhancements
Brisbane - Fail to reach an orgasm despite claiming each performance is promising
Carlton - Brings in cheap slappers from Sydney's West to rejuvenate things but fail to perform
Collingwood - Buckwards position, in the bushes behind the Lexus Centre while the kids play with matches in the park beside
Essendon - Require needles to wake up the old fella
Geelong - Can perform at home but go floppy when going at it away from home
Giants - Paid an obscene amount for an underwhelming experience
Gold Coast - Given the masion from Mum and Dad to make the first time special, proceeded to burn the place down to ashes
Fremantle - Prefer pregnant boobs
Hawthorn - Prefer the company of gentlemen
Melbourne - Infertile since the 60's
North Melbourne - Refuse to relocate from the couch to the bedroom
Port - Passionate love underneath the tarps to NTUA
Richmond - A quick self-glubber in the Spencer St dunnies between train stops
St Kilda - Any school girl will do, photos are mandatory
Sydney - Need a book to understand how to make it work
Western Bulldogs - Fluked s performance once and still hang on to hope
West Coast - Every significant performance tainted by enhancements

