R18+ The sexual experience of AFL supporter bases

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Adelaide - Brother on sister, sister on sister, brother on brother, Father on sister on mother.

Brisbane - Fail to reach an orgasm despite claiming each performance is promising

Carlton - Brings in cheap slappers from Sydney's West to rejuvenate things but fail to perform

Collingwood - Buckwards position, in the bushes behind the Lexus Centre while the kids play with matches in the park beside

Essendon - Require needles to wake up the old fella

Geelong - Can perform at home but go floppy when going at it away from home

Giants - Paid an obscene amount for an underwhelming experience

Gold Coast - Given the masion from Mum and Dad to make the first time special, proceeded to burn the place down to ashes

Fremantle - Prefer pregnant boobs

Hawthorn - Prefer the company of gentlemen

Melbourne - Infertile since the 60's

North Melbourne - Refuse to relocate from the couch to the bedroom

Port - Passionate love underneath the tarps to NTUA

Richmond - A quick self-glubber in the Spencer St dunnies between train stops

St Kilda - Any school girl will do, photos are mandatory

Sydney - Need a book to understand how to make it work

Western Bulldogs - Fluked s performance once and still hang on to hope

West Coast - Every significant performance tainted by enhancements
 

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You got the Tiggles wrong - There's only a stop between either West Richmond or Richmond to Jolimont/Flinders St respectively.

Hence their lack of patience when on said train, as displayed a couple of weeks ago
 

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Adelaide - Brother on sister, sister on sister, brother on brother, Father on sister on mother.

Brisbane - Fail to reach an orgasm despite claiming each performance is promising

Carlton - Brings in cheap slappers from Sydney's West to rejuvenate things but fail to perform

Collingwood - Buckwards position, in the bushes behind the Lexus Centre while the kids play with matches in the park beside

Essendon - Require needles to wake up the old fella

Geelong - Can perform at home but go floppy when going at it away from home

Giants - Paid an obscene amount for an underwhelming experience

Gold Coast - Given the masion from Mum and Dad to make the first time special, proceeded to burn the place down to ashes

Fremantle - Prefer pregnant boobs

Hawthorn - Prefer the company of gentlemen

Melbourne - Infertile since the 60's

North Melbourne - Refuse to relocate from the couch to the bedroom

Port - Passionate love underneath the tarps to NTUA

Richmond - A quick self-glubber in the Spencer St dunnies between train stops

St Kilda - Any school girl will do, photos are mandatory

Sydney - Need a book to understand how to make it work

Western Bulldogs - Fluked s performance once and still hang on to hope

West Coast - Every significant performance tainted by enhancements
You missed the opportunity to add rubber sex chickens to North's description.
 

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You got the Tiggles wrong - There's only a stop between either West Richmond or Richmond to Jolimont/Flinders St respectively.

Hence their lack of patience when on said train, as displayed a couple of weeks ago
Small but fast that's us Tigers:eek:

er I mean big really big and sloooowww.
 
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