Preview R23 v Freo, at Port Adelaide Oval (the "curtain closer")

GremioPower

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I think this is more appropriate:

Oh I don't know when he's leaving
But I hope there's no delay
I've kinda heard it mentioned
But I hope it's any day
Cos for 84 months
I've had to put up with Hinkley
84 months just waiting for David Koch
To kick him out the door
He'd be no great loss
Cos I'm sure I'll get used
To not having to put up with Hinkley!!!
I laughed, but I have no idea what song this is.
 

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Garibaldi Red

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I think this is more appropriate:

Oh I don't know when he's leaving
But I hope there's no delay
I've kinda heard it mentioned
But I hope it's any day
Cos for 84 months
I've had to put up with Hinkley
84 months just waiting for David Koch
To kick him out the door
He'd be no great loss
Cos I'm sure I'll get used
To not having to put up with Hinkley!!!
‘Tis a pity we all know who Hinkley is otherwise we could’ve added.

Hinkley! Who the fcuk is Hinkley?
 

Coobk001

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Doctor Feel

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Is this really gonna get more people through the gates? View attachment 732016
What does that even say? That ******* font is a digital lobotomy.

Personally I wait with morbid and yet gleeful curiosity to see how empty AO is on Sunday.

Get what you deserve.
 

afl2004

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What does that even say? That ******* font is a digital lobotomy.

Personally I wait with morbid and yet gleeful curiosity to see how empty AO is on Sunday.

Get what you deserve.
whether thats a lightning bolt or a dollar sign or both either way it angers me greatly
 

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240volt

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Sell everything and get on Freo at $3.
New coach syndrome plus we play after the Crows game so once the Bullfrogs win Port will have zip to play for.
 

Kiss from a Rozee

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Could be a pretty decent game I think.

Freo will be fired up, and while we could go either way you’d expect us to bounce back after a dismal effort against North.

fu** losing for draft position, we should be trying to win every week no matter what.

I also want to see McKenzie torp it from the kick out into our forward 50.
 

ozph1870

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Could be a pretty decent game I think.

Freo will be fired up, and while we could go either way you’d expect us to bounce back after a dismal effort against North.

fu** losing for draft position, we should be trying to win every week no matter what.

I also want to see McKenzie torp it from the kick out into our forward 50.
Freo won't be fired up.
 

Coobk001

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Still drives me crazy they actually call out the exact times of these things. Are we not going to run out one week? Are we suddenly going to run out 30 mins before the game one week? Are we going to sing NTUA during the first goal of the game?

I mean seriously.

Tell us when the gates open, when the march starts and when we start signing sessions, fair enough. But why in the world do we need to call out 3:58 as team entry and 4:09 as the NTUA. I mean WTF is that. Who thought that was a good idea???
 

MrPlow

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Dogs to sink the Crows

With the pressure off, Da Powa to work hardery for longery and beat Freo by 10 goals

The 20,000 strong crowd to give a solidarity clap of excitement

Rucc & Co to praise Stinkley in the press conference as a strategic mastermind for finishing 9th with such a young, inconsistent, group of players

Wines and Jonas to dress up in skiing gear for Mad Monday and absolutely s*** on the club’s supporters. All players to have a laff because it’s just about being good blokes

KT to announce the big off-season change is to introduce smoke machines when the players take the field

Lycett, Amon and Frampton to go to the Hawks and feature in a 2020 finals campaign

Me to physically combust and finally be put out of my misery
 

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