Roast R5 2019 Bottom of the ladder

shinboner spiggs

Premiership Player
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#76
Low tackles is just indicative of an uncontested game we are so horrendously **** at. That and a stoppage structure drawn up by Homer Simpson. +1 for forward entries getting intercepted due to the horrendously slow movement. The players are giving it a go. Every first quarter we have come out breathing fire, yet as soon as the opposition settles into their game, it’s the end of the line.

Freo took about 20 mins, Lions a half, Hawks 15, bombers a quarter. It’s embarrassing to watch.
 

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koshari

Norm Smith Medallist
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#77
Low tackles is just indicative of an uncontested game we are so horrendously **** at. That and a stoppage structure drawn up by Homer Simpson. +1 for forward entries getting intercepted due to the horrendously slow movement. The players are giving it a go. Every first quarter we have come out breathing fire, yet as soon as the opposition settles into their game, it’s the end of the line.

Freo took about 20 mins, Lions a half, Hawks 15, bombers a quarter. It’s embarrassing to watch.
Lucky it took the crows 80 minutes
 

mighty mick

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#80
All members are equal, but some members are more equal than others.
Took me a while to find but one of the last amendments made to our club constitution seems to allow them to pick and choose who makes the cut, seems this boys club thing not far off the mark
 

Kimbo

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#81
Took me a while to find but one of the last amendments made to our club constitution seems to allow them to pick and choose who makes the cut, seems this boys club thing not far off the mark
Rings a vague bell.

What do we want? Elitist homogeneity! When do we want it? All the time!
 

Boomer29er

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#82
There’s no hiding behind honourable loses and competitive performances now. The on and off field **** show is there for all to see. In all it’s naked glory.

Hopefully the blow torch is applied to every aspect of the club. Game style, recruiting, drafting, player development, ambition.

We’ll never be truly successful again until we face up to where we are and how we got here. Sitting stone motherless shits me, but if that’s what it takes for the club to take a good hard look then fine.
A naked man has few secrets, a flayed man none.
 
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