Preview R5: Changes vs. Carlton

[DJ75]

no Hayward, no Weitering , no dean

we should be kicking 25 goals on these goobers

Next minute Nicks decides to go all out defence and try to win 2 goals to 1

 

[Velvet George]

Have you lost another bet?

No, I’m going through the 12 stages of George, stay tuned April 2027 for the next stage

 

[Velvet George]

Next minute Nicks decides to go all out defence and try to win 2 goals to 1

Going to be wet, we should keep Rob

 

[ABAB]

Next minute Nicks decides to go all out defence and try to win 2 goals to 1

Not impossible, he won't play attacking from the start otherwise all the media attention this week about his shit game plan will be correct. You think such a suborn person wants to be proof he is incorrect???

 

[Cromulant]

Can’t remember the word Graeme Goodings used on 5AA this morning to describe if we lost, but it’s the description to a result that would have to bring consequences, they might spin it externally, but lose this and he’s going to need to turn it around and fast if he wants to see 2027 as coach.

A 1-4 record is as bad as 2024, come on Carlton.

I've never been one to want to lose any game, it just doesn't make sense.

Typically coaches get sacked when the players lose faith, and when the players lose faith theres generally whispers of senior player discontent. Granted I dont live in SA anymore but there hasnt been that just yet

Its building in the media, but lose tomorrow night and I reckon the players will start to gather together and start asking questions.

Particularly if they're thrown under the bus again

 

[1970crow]

Have you lost another bet?

More likely he’s found velvet in real life.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

No, I’m going through the 12 stages of George, stay tuned March 27 for the next stage

Bawdy George?

Liar George?

Independent George?

 

[BigLefty]

Bawdy George?

Liar George?

Independent George?

I love that George!

 

[FR0GGY]

Not a big surprise but jones looks like he’s out with all the other boys that aren’t playing at the clinic at the bay now.

 

[ams4crows]

If Dowling doesn't get selected tonight he should asked for a trade to Port, he'd play every week with them.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Not a big surprise but jones looks like he’s out with all the other boys that aren’t playing at the clinic at the bay now.

ROB there...?

 

[1970crow]

Not a big surprise but jones looks like he’s out with all the other boys that aren’t playing at the clinic at the bay now.

Unlucky I reckon, had the ball bounced a little differently few times, it would have been a cracking performance.

 

[FR0GGY]

ROB there...?

Yep he’s an out too I reckon

 

[CrowBloke]

He's also suffering from our gameplan, as slow movement does him no favours in his position

Hell-funny, made my arvo. Too bad it's true.

The whole team has Nicksarrhea*.

(*shitty game plan)

 

[CrowBloke]

Something seriously wrong with Nicks' coaching or and selection if you’re playing well in a position we are weak in, in the sanfl and get delisted without a game

Most definitely, as above.

 

[CrowBloke]

Filled with dread they're gonna pick ROB again and "back the boys in"

Weather forecast is for wet (50% chance) n windy (SW 25 to 40 Km/h).
So, will favour speedy smalls.

Therefore, Nicks will go tall and select ROB (yes, he's that dumb ).

 

[Velvet George]

Bawdy George?

Liar George?

Independent George?

Master of My Domain George

 

[CrowBloke]

He is our Hinkley. Buckle up and settle in for the ride. He will be our longest serving coach of all time. For all of time. Bookmark it.

You're probably right.

Shitty, DEFENSIVE game "plan", senior-favouring selections, clueless game day blandness and a proven loser.
The Board looooove him.

 

[GreyCrow]

Master of My Domain George

 

[TBM]

If Dowling doesn't get selected tonight he should asked for a trade to Port, he'd play every week with them.

Edwards too

No debut announcement yet...

 

[Crow_68]

Edwards too

No debut announcement yet...

The over-inflated egos of Nicks, VB, Burns, Kelly and Godden will not allow them to pick either. They have ignored for too long and won’t want to be provened wrong now.

Anyway, even if they did pick them, it would be off to the half-forward flank.

 

[Pea Nut]

Edwards too

No debut announcement yet...

Edwards is involved in the clinic running drills too.

 

[ams4crows]

Carlton are dropping Hewett

So no Weitering, Hayward, Dean or Hewett

 

[Crowtel]

Carlton are dropping Hewett

So no Weitering, Hayward, Dean or Hewett

He hasn’t been as good this season as he was as last. The equivalent of us dropping 2025 Sam Berry

 

[CrowinNT]

We don’t want ROB
We will still melt if he is not an out
Righty so