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Enjoy losing first up to Geelong and playing Hawks away prelim.

Why don't you just put "I ****ing hate Adelaide and think they're the shittest team of all time" in your sig? It would save you a lot of time.
 

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System predicts games based on teams current ranking head to head, with allowance for each team to play within a window of their ranking. So for Ess, it would have them almost certainly losing to a top ranked team, as the window of Ess playing above their ranking and a better ranked team playing below would need to intersect. I will admit to perhaps not having those windows wide enough.

SO in the case of prior to Ess v Bris, it was 87% for a Lions spoon (Dons HGA boosting their chances). That was the most likely best chance to avoid it, but as we all know it was passed up.
And it looks clear that the windows for intersection may be set too tight as 200 rank points above Ess was the Suns, and it found them to be no chance of winning. Will need refinement in the off season.
I dunno if this is the best way to do it, but I plotted tip accuracy by grouping similar predicted margins from 2000-2016 into 30-game buckets and then laying a quadratic regression line over them:

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So this only hits 100% when the predicted margin is 88 points. Which is rare. So upsets are considered possible in the vast majority of games.
 
Pretty low!

Top X teams separated by percentage|Likelihood\1|100.0%\2|96.9%\3|78.2%\4|35.8%\5|0.2%\6|0.1%\7|0.1%\8|0.0%
This table is a perfect example of just how unlikely it was that the top 5 teams were going to win all of their remaining 4 games.

The chance of the top 4 teams all winning this week is just over 35% and 3 of the top 4 are playing teams outside the 8!
 
So Sydney's losing to Hawthorn then?
Very likely. Or we'll lose to Richmond like always :(
Why don't you just put "I ******* hate Adelaide and think they're the shittest team of all time" in your sig? It would save you a lot of time.
Change Adelaide to "any team above Sydney on the Squiggle" and you'd be more accurate.

I honestly think, I'd rather play Geelong than Hawks (yes, 2014 PTSD) and I think given past form, Adelaide fans would rather play Hawks than Geelong in the first round of finals
 
Very likely. Or we'll lose to Richmond like always :(

Change Adelaide to "any team above Sydney on the Squiggle" and you'd be more accurate.

I honestly think, I'd rather play Geelong than Hawks (yes, 2014 PTSD) and I think given past form, Adelaide fans would rather play Hawks than Geelong in the first round of finals
Based on this year's form, I'd think most Sydney supporters would prefer to play Geelong and most Adelaide supporters would prefer to play Hawthorn.

If Swans and Crows finish first and second maybe they can ask the AFL to do a swapsies! :)
 
Squiggle ranking from start of the year to now:

Adelaide 8 -> 2
Brisbane 15 -> 17
Carlton 18 -> 16
Collingwood 11 -> 10
Essendon 17 -> 18
Fremantle 9 -> 13
Geelong 10 -> 4
Gold Coast 16 -> 15
GWS 12 -> 8
Hawthorn 1 -> 5
Melbourne 13 -> 11
North Melbourne 5 -> 6
Port Adelaide 6 -> 9
Richmond 3 -> 12
St.Kilda 14 -> 14
Sydney 4 -> 1
West Coast 2 -> 3
Western Bulldogs 7 -> 7
Adelaide 8 -> 2
Brisbane 15 -> 17
Carlton 18 -> 14
Collingwood 11 -> 10

Essendon 17 -> 18
Fremantle 9 -> 16
Geelong 10 -> 5
Gold Coast 16 -> 15
GWS 12 -> 3
Hawthorn 1 -> 4
Melbourne 13 -> 11
North Melbourne 5 -> 8
Port Adelaide 6 -> 9
Richmond 3 -> 13
St.Kilda 14 -> 12
Sydney 4 -> 1

West Coast 2 -> 6
Western Bulldogs 7 -> 7

I'm a week early before finals but I was bored.
 

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Based on this year's form, I'd think most Sydney supporters would prefer to play Geelong and most Adelaide supporters would prefer to play Hawthorn.

If Swans and Crows finish first and second maybe they can ask the AFL to do a swapsies! :)
How about Melbourne does everyone a favour and beats Geelong?
GWS finishes 4th, and then knocks the cats out in the semi-finals (or even better, North does in the elimination final).
Hawthorn, knowing they can't beat Adelaide fairly at AO resort to their usual sniping, resulting in suspensions for half a dozen players. They still lose, and then are eliminated by west coast in the semi.

Problem solved - we don't play Geelong, and Sydney don't play Hawthorn. :)

... unfortunately I doubt any the above will happen. That being said, I think we're every chance of beating Geelong in a final at AO - it would be tough, no doubt, but that's the point of finals.
 
... unfortunately I doubt any the above will happen. That being said, I think we're every chance of beating Geelong in a final at AO - it would be tough, no doubt, but that's the point of finals.
Adelaide would go in favourites.
 
Adelaide would go in favourites.
Yep - rightfully so. However, the two games against Geelong this year have been Adelaide's worst two by a street.
How much of that was self-inflicted, vs. the pressure being brought by Geelong remains to be seen. I will say that I've never seen so many simple errors made by this crows team (seemingly under no pressure - just missing targets) as in the first game at AO.
 
Yep - rightfully so. However, the two games against Geelong this year have been Adelaide's worst two by a street.
How much of that was self-inflicted, vs. the pressure being brought by Geelong remains to be seen. I will say that I've never seen so many simple errors made by this crows team (seemingly under no pressure - just missing targets) as in the first game at AO.
Well the second time was a little self inflicted in that the cats did exactly the same thing to us at Kardinia as they did the first time at AO yet we didn't learn. Ie they put immense pressure on us in the midfield causing us to bomb long to their spare man in defence. Over and over again.

Can we adjust third time around?
 
Well the second time was a little self inflicted in that the cats did exactly the same thing to us at Kardinia as they did the first time at AO yet we didn't learn. Ie they put immense pressure on us in the midfield causing us to bomb long to their spare man in defence. Over and over again.

Can we adjust third time around?

Also need to question whether Geelong can bring that same intensity third time around - they've been inconsistent this year.
 

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Round 22, 2016

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Animated!

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That loud KER-CLACK you heard on the weekend was Sydney locking up top spot. Also possibly NicNat's knee exploding. They both happened around the same time. But that should do it for Sydney, who are surely too good for Richmond in the final round, since it actually counts this year, and far ahead enough on percentage to stave off anything short of record-breaking thumpings from Adelaide and Geelong.

Likewise, the Crows should hold 2nd spot, although their task is more challenging, since it involves West Coast rather than the Tigers. The Cats could catch them on percentage if they belt Melbourne by 100 points or so while the Crows only squeeze home, but still, that looks pretty safe.

Then the final ladder will look like this:

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Potential horror for Hawthorn, with a loss to Collingwood likely to bump them out of the top 4. In fact, they could slide from 1st last week to 6th next week, which would be quite the journey. The Hawks have a long strip of potential finishing positions:

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The Giants are also hard to place right now, since their game against North is no gimme, and could move pretty far in either direction if they get the right results around them.

Melbourne were always a long shot for the top 8, but blew it on the weekend, handing 9th place to the Saints. Although it is actually possible for St Kilda to make finals: I ran 25,000 sims and they snuck in once. So that's kind of tantalizing. But the other 24,999 times, North got through.

Flagpole! GWS gets a lot of credit for a 92-point smashing of Fremantle in Perth, and the Eagles rise to something like their pre-NicNat-injury position, just as they lose him again.

Right now, you'd definitely call a Sydney-Adelaide Grand Final, with those teams not only in the best form, but also, with home finals, facing the easiest run.

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Live squiggling!

P.S. Special mention for Dwayne Russell this week, who at the end of the Adelaide/Port game was shouting about how the Crows could pinch top spot on percentage. Yeah, if they kicked 10 goals in three minutes. NICE MATHS DWAYNE.
 
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Very likely. Or we'll lose to Richmond like always :(

Change Adelaide to "any team above Sydney on the Squiggle" and you'd be more accurate.

I honestly think, I'd rather play Geelong than Hawks (yes, 2014 PTSD) and I think given past form, Adelaide fans would rather play Hawks than Geelong in the first round of finals
So win by less vs Richmond than Adelaide beat WCE and you should get your wish.
 

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