Racing Ralph Horowitz v The World

[Stiubhart]

Likely biggest reason Mr R H doesn't have a decent racing gig on TV is simply he doesn't have the look.

Oh and a guesser.

1. He used to sit next to me in the same form year at Tech School.
2. He once had a gig as a Strapper at Brian Ralph's Stables looking after a campaigner of a horse called Holsam.
3. I once beat him on the punt in 1984 , I backed a horse called Sir Grate at Flemington @ 100/1 , his horse is still coming home.
4. I gave him a belting around the park in the 1980/81 Under 12's cricket GF...























Did I mention he sat next to me in Tech School...That would * anybody's head and immediately make them no good for anything.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

1. He used to sit next to me in the same form year at Tech School.
2. He once had a gig as a Strapper at Brian Ralph's Stables looking after a campaigner of a horse called Holsam.
3. I once beat him on the punt in 1984 , I backed a horse called Sir Grate at Flemington @ 100/1 , his horse is still coming home.
4. I gave him a belting around the park in the 1980/81 Under 12's cricket GF...























Did I mention he sat next to me in Tech School...That would **** anybody's head and immediately make them no good for anything.

Holsam - remember him quite well. Brown colours predominantly on the silks as I recall.
Won the Moonee Valley Cup at big odds.
Was a rogue, loved to bit you given half a chance.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

1. He used to sit next to me in the same form year at Tech School.
2. He once had a gig as a Strapper at Brian Ralph's Stables looking after a campaigner of a horse called Holsam.
3. I once beat him on the punt in 1984 , I backed a horse called Sir Grate at Flemington @ 100/1 , his horse is still coming home.
4. I gave him a belting around the park in the 1980/81 Under 12's cricket GF...























Did I mention he sat next to me in Tech School...That would **** anybody's head and immediately make them no good for anything.

Tech School is a great gauge of finding someone's age.

Did he wobble in his younger days?

 

[Stiubhart]

Holsam - remember him quite well. Brown colours predominantly on the silks as I recall.
Won the Moonee Valley Cup at big odds.
Was a rogue, loved to bit you given half a chance.

Correct Weight there Saintly Viewed , Ralphy used to call him a Kent of a horse.

Tech School is a great gauge of finding someone's age.

Did he wobble in his younger days?

Certainly true where I'm concerned

BTW IKnowtheDog , "Wobble" (to rock from side to side ?)

 

[Watts4Dinner]

Ralphy 2017. Blue is actual loss, Orange is loss including sub fees.

 

[iluvparis]

Ralphy 2017. Blue is actual loss, Orange is loss including sub fees.

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Others preferred.

 

[54Dogs]

Excellent consistency

 

[chunkylover]

Does the graph include fun bets?

 

[54Dogs]

It removes bets where after the days racing at Ballarat he decided the track was unfair so they don't count

 

[Watts4Dinner]

Does the graph include fun bets?

No, I’m not sure the fun bets can be calculated on that graph without breaking it. To be fair to Ralphy it’s only a 12 month sample, I think we should revisit this thread in 5-7 years when his followers are living under a bridge.

 

[Watts4Dinner]

It removes bets where after the days racing at Ballarat he decided the track was unfair so they don't count

No, this is the real stuff from a follower. It’s not from Ralphy himself because he doesn’t actually keep track of anything.

 

[Snookers]

I'm loving the work of Linguine Arms on Twitter at the moment hahahaha

 

[FallingLiefs]

Love how he has a staking plan that’s about 4-5 horses a race. Bookies would love him P/L will always be so linear.

 

[Watts4Dinner]

I'm loving the work of Linguine Arms on Twitter at the moment hahahaha

He’s very good. There’s also a guy called roofrackralphy. He’s not as funny but the name is hilarious.

 

[Snookers]

Has Ralphy quit Twitter?

 

[chunkylover]

Has Ralphy quit Twitter?

Nope. Still getting his tweets. Was very pleased with grunt over the weekend

 

[Snookers]

Nope. Still getting his tweets. Was very pleased with grunt over the weekend

I've got a shadow Twitter account I never tweet from but use to look at accounts of people that gave blocked me, and his tweets always say fail to load. Strange.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Def still on Twitter. Still angry at the world.

Basically he’s permanently pissed off because he doesn’t have a job. That’s it. He got the arse from RSN because his ratings were shithouse. He’s carried on since (publicly and privately) that it was some sort of personal agenda driven by others against him. It wasn’t. And he carries on that it’s why he’s not employed today. He isn’t. People don’t like him now because of the way he’s treated people since (on social media etc).

He got sacked and he couldn’t handle it... ffs everybody in media gets sacked throughout their career, just have to cop it and move on to the next thing. He can’t.

As for his tipping business, * me. The guy openly admits he doesn’t bet. At all. How the * are you supposed to pay for tips that the person themselves won’t even back with their own money.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Apparently he has a slot on WA TAB radio

 

[HeathySure]

Downloaded the podcast Crawf and Hird (cos even campaigners can sometimes be entertaining), podcast moderated by,. Ralph!

 

[Snookers]

Armodan is one of the funnier blokes on Twitter.

Anyone else here follow Dan and see the half-wit that started a fake profile of him tagging in his wife's business? What a peanut of a bloke who did it. Dan handled it pretty bloody well.

 

[turbo182]

Anyone else here follow Dan and see the half-wit that started a fake profile of him tagging in his wife's business? What a peanut of a bloke who did it. Dan handled it pretty bloody well.

Mates with young daniel. can confirm he is jsut as crazy in real life as twitter. Excellent fella.

 

[Snookers]

Mates with young daniel. can confirm he is jsut as crazy in real life as twitter. Excellent fella.

I'd be bloody disappointed if he wasn't!

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Today's Instalment. Seems to becoming a troll

 

[Snookers]

Can't believe this peanut has a regular spot on KB and Turf on SEN once a week.

Please.