Play Nice Random Chat Thread IV

[Cyber_punk]

Interesting guy to have a drink with coz you know he’ll pull out a couple of 8balls to make it a hell of a night?

One eight ball is plenty as long as it's on a green table. I have a broken one in my garage.

 

[DesertRoo]

Langley has a way of pushing their people front and square.

How did the Mayor of a small Indiana city get to run for Prez?

How do the same opinion writers get published pushing war despite being demonstrably wrong the last time they pushed war?

Jones is a CIA front, flind breddy can see it.

Yeah that’s what I was kind of getting at, he fronted the funding drive to rebuild david koreshs church.
wasnt that a fook up between government departments.

 

[DesertRoo]

Arts degree not so useless now’ says shelf stacker who still has a job


Local man Wilf Berry has given a big middle finger to everyone who mocked his Art History degree this week, after his five year doctorate paid off in spades with stable employment as a Woolworths shelf packer. Wilf has held the position since finishing the qualification at University of New South Wales in 2006 and has endured fourteen years of smug comments, until now.

Berry is reportedly lording it over peers whose consultancy work had dried up, and family members previously earning six figures from lucrative house flipping which has now gone belly up. The 39-year-old had originally planned to become one of three worldwide art historians but settled for a position replenishing groceries in his hometown supermarket – and it paid off big time.

“My family used to laugh at me between driving me to places and lending me money,” Berry said, holding up his graduation certificate, “but now this thing’s paying for itself. I’m smashing the overtime and the job’s more secure than ever.”

“How’d you like your online real estate degree now, Trent?” Berry continued. “Eighty bucks an hour to photoshop blue sky into photos of dilapidated houses is a distant memory, is it? You can’t eat a jetski, ya prick, can you.”

“People said Art History would never get me anywhere but all it took was the emergence of a global pandemic. Suck it stock traders, if anyone wants me I’ll be eating smashed avo in my Beemer.”

‘Arts degree not so useless now’ says shelf stacker who still has a job

"Told you mum"

chaser.com.au

 

[Groin guru]

He runs "safe" conspiracy, the stuff he promotes doesn't actually challenge people.

It is for the politically naive, emotionally stunted and socially ******ed.

As this thread so generously demonstrates.

It must piss you off that Alex is 10x the journalist you ever were. International audience that averages 10 million views a month despite being taken off of every platform.

2+ decades and he's still doing his thing and willing to say what others won't. Grinding away as on public access for years and making his own way.

When Jones dies people will remember him (the good and the bad). An independent that interviewed Trump, good friends with Joe Rogan, has people wanting to shake his hand when he walks past them, and had billions of views before being taken down off of youtube. When you die will people around the world remember you for your journalism? Some people leave lasting impressions on this world, others resort to telling people what they did in the past in random bigfooty threads...

You'll be forever in his shadow career wise.

 

[Val Keating]

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Did you see this today? He’s a funny campaigner I’ll give him that.

 

[Val Keating]

The things that happen when you marry a lunatic

 

[DesertRoo]

Branson hits out at Australian government

Sir Richard Branson has hit out at the Australian Government in a new video uploaded to social media, following the announcement Virgin Australia has gone into voluntary administration.

www.news.com.au

Why do I feel the government is taking the right stand here..

The Morrison government has made it clear that they will not independently assist Virgin Australia, and that the bailout should come from the “deep pockets” of foreign shareholders being Etihad, Singapore and Chinese firms HNA and Nanshan Group.

If they want to sell it I’m sure they’d find a buyer, not a bailout.

 

[giantroo]

 

[ferball]

Did he die of COVID19?

 

[SMaturin]

Get bent, Bransen.

 

[DesertRoo]

A life time of eating American food will do that to you.

 

[SMaturin]

Airlines wanting tax payer bailouts...

Spare me.

 

[Kanga Glory]

Airlines wanting tax payer bailouts...

Spare me.

And overseas owned

 

[Del191229]

I wonder what the Yanks distracting from with the Kim disinfo.

 

[Engimal v3]

Last year's guernseys down to $89 on Rooshop.

 

[ferball]

Nothing at all sus about this.

Jeffrey Epstein accuser loses bid to unmask his accomplices

A Jeffrey Epstein accuser’s attempts to unmask his alleged accomplices was scuttled Tuesday following an appeals court decision. Courtney Wild, 32 — who claims the financier sexually ab…

nypost.com

 

[Snake_Baker]

Branson hits out at Australian government

Sir Richard Branson has hit out at the Australian Government in a new video uploaded to social media, following the announcement Virgin Australia has gone into voluntary administration.

www.news.com.au

Why do I feel the government is taking the right stand here..

The Morrison government has made it clear that they will not independently assist Virgin Australia, and that the bailout should come from the “deep pockets” of foreign shareholders being Etihad, Singapore and Chinese firms HNA and Nanshan Group.

If they want to sell it I’m sure they’d find a buyer, not a bailout.

This pompous campaigner can go and take a flying ****.

He's pathetic.

 

[Val Keating]

This pompous campaigner can go and take a flying fu**.

He's pathetic.

Mother****er owns an island.

 

[Val Keating]

AKA signalling to the overlords that they will get paid

 

[Groin guru]

 

[Groin guru]

 

[Hojuman]

Paul Kennedy doing the sports cross ABC news this morning from home. Was wondering why he had a framed photo of Adolf ( not Otto ) behind him.

( turns out his maternal grandfather )

 

[ferball]

AKA signalling to the overlords that they will get paid

That's interesting...

Weeks before US oil contract prices went negative, a spear-phishing crew went after oil firms. What did they get?

Who wants to know about their biz plans? Someone determined

www.theregister.co.uk

The salient bits...

The folks at Bitdefender today detailed a targeted espionage mission against oil and energy companies around the world. The phishing peaked on March 31, just before a planned OPEC meeting of oil-producing nations, many of which were targeted, we're told.
...
The who and where of those targets are key to understanding the seriousness of the attack and how it tied into current events. Each of the targeted companies are in countries that are major stakeholders in the global oil market.
...
As supply outstrips demand, unwanted barrels of oil are piling up, forcing prices so low, some distributors are paying people to take them away.

This, it seems, is what the attackers are after; details on the strategies oil and energy companies are following to deal with the cuts.
...
In other words, someone, possibly a private energy company, or a state-backed hacking group, or even a combination of the two, wants to keep tabs on how companies are dealing with the oil crisis so that they can react or even get ahead of the markets.

Got somewhere to store oil and the means to transport it? You'll make an absolute killing.

 

[Snake_Baker]

GG is without doubt the most entertaining poster on this board.

 

[DesertRoo]

That's interesting...

Weeks before US oil contract prices went negative, a spear-phishing crew went after oil firms. What did they get?

Who wants to know about their biz plans? Someone determined

www.theregister.co.uk

The salient bits...




Got somewhere to store oil and the means to transport it? You'll make an absolute killing.

I said it before, it’s the time now Australia stocked up on its strategic oil reserves, buy 10 years worth.