Play Nice Random Chat Thread IV

[Del191229]

He's already trying to do away with trial by jury under the cloak of "Covid-19 emergency measures".

Really?

REALLY?

 

[Del191229]

They were on the inside emergency lane, yeah? Perhaps they thought that there was nowhere for him to go that wouldn't require a dash through 4 lanes of traffic so why the fu** not let him take a piss? Or did they have a 'pre-existing relationship' with this guy where they would normally overlook standard procedure, but had to pull him over because he was being an obvious dick, so letting him take a leak was no biggie?

Well urinating in public is illegal for a start.

And the guy has just given a positive swab.

Look, if they've pulled a Lachie Hansen style doofus over for a broken tail light on a country road and he's gone ohhhhh I'm busting for a piss, yeah OK.

This is on a busy freeway in peak hour, they're fine with him whipping the chop out?

And, umm, if he's swabbed positive, maybe he's got something on him, down his dacks even, he wants to get rid of?

It just doesn't add up.

 

[Del191229]

Coppers saying they found an ice pipe in trucky's cab.

 

[Val Keating]

Well urinating in public is illegal for a start.

And the guy has just given a positive swab.

Look, if they've pulled a Lachie Hansen style doofus over for a broken tail light on a country road and he's gone ohhhhh I'm busting for a piss, yeah OK.

This is on a busy freeway in peak hour, they're fine with him whipping the chop out?

And, umm, if he's swabbed positive, maybe he's got something on him, down his dacks even, he wants to get rid of?

It just doesn't add up.

could have they been working him?

 

[Val Keating]

Coppers saying they found an ice pipe in trucky's cab.

Well he definitely didn’t fall asleep then

 

[Del191229]

could have they been working him?

That's pretty full on speculation.

Anything is possible but I would want to see some major evidence pointing that way first.

Also, if they were working with him, why would they impound his car?

 

[Del191229]

Well he definitely didn’t fall asleep then

Depends.

People who go on big ice binges do just blackout.

Like brain says, nah, no more and just shuts down.

 

[tazaa]

Running this over in my head.

Now it is a long time since I was in a car that's been pulled over by the cops, but it has happened, and it has happened that the cops got stuff as it were when they did.

So this bloke has been doing well above the limit, they pursue and pull him over.

He then tests positive on a roadside drug swab.

And he goes "Oh do you mind if I nip into the bushes for a slash?" ... and the cops say yes?

Maybe police procedure has changed since my day, maybe over in the east things are different, but in my day that straight up wouldn't have happened.

The car was gone. Already impounded.
Dont know why he would be detained after that unless he was under arrest. Perhaps he was free to do as he wanted so he went and took a piss and came back and found the carnage.
Im interested as to what charges he was under at the time of the incident. Considering hes now being detained are most of his charges for his actions post accident or before?

 

[gokangas]

Depends.

People who go on big ice binges do just blackout.

Like brain says, nah, no more and just shuts down.

Whatever, that changes a lot of the speculation. If he has shit in his system, game over.

 

[Del191229]

Whatever, that changes a lot of the speculation. If he has shit in his system, game over.

Oh agreed, he's going away for a while.

 

[Val Keating]

That's pretty full on speculation.

Anything is possible but I would want to see some major evidence pointing that way first.

Also, if they were working with him, why would they impound his car?

**** knows mate. You were asking questions and I’m just coming up with a possibility.

Depends.

People who go on big ice binges do just blackout.

Like brain says, nah, no more and just shuts down.

I know that but it’s too much of a coincidence for mine.

 

[Val Keating]

Which way would Occam’s razor be applied to this? Which solution provides the least assumptions?

 

[Val Keating]

Do you only come to this Thread?

There was days of Jill M on the General Board only 30 minutes behind what was happening in real life. I distinctly remember on the pricks arrest that people had posted all his priors and the fact that he was on Bail. The big and little paper could not report anything due to subjudice laws but here, FB it was open slather.

This is not a comment on the crime but it worries me when a case could be defined as subjudice and the case not proceed.

I rarely venture out from this board. Whenever I do I always seem to get in trouble. Can’t stand the strange obsession the wider big footy community has with trolling North, especially because they then pretend they don’t. It’s bizarre.

 

[see see]

Really?

REALLY?

Yep

 

[Val Keating]

Yep

Really?

 

[Orange Peanut]

Which way would Occam’s razor be applied to this? Which solution provides the least assumptions?

I'll have a crack.

They had his car towed and tell him he's coming back to the station. He says he's going to piss himself and they don't need that drama in their car. So they tell him to take a leak at the side and hurry up about it.

Meanwhile the Truckie falls asleep at the wheel and drifts across.

Tragic and ****ed.

This could of course be 100% wrong but it's the simplest explanation I can come up with.

 

[Tectonic]

Which way would Occam’s razor be applied to this? Which solution provides the least assumptions?

A series of unfortunate events

Porche guy gets pulled over for being himself
Cops get out
Truck not paying attention


But who knows. Speculation really goes nowhere in this sort of situation

 

[Gasometer]

I rarely venture out from this board. Whenever I do I always seem to get in trouble. Can’t stand the strange obsession the wider big footy community has with trolling North, especially because they then pretend they don’t. It’s bizarre.

Rarely have issues. Some great posters on M&E and General. The Main Board is a waste of time and yes it is now Bay 13 Lite.

 

[Val Keating]

Rarely have issues. Some great posters on M&E and General. The Main Board is a waste of time and yes it is now Bay 13 Lite.

M&E?

 

[see see]

Rarely have issues. Some great posters on M&E and General. The Main Board is a waste of time and yes it is now Bay 13 Lite.

That's ironic, because Bay 13 is Bay 13 Lite these days.

 

[Gasometer]

M&E?

Media and Entertainment

 

[Val Keating]

I'll have a crack.

They had his car towed and tell him he's coming back to the station. He says he's going to piss himself and they don't need that drama in their car. So they tell him to take a leak at the side and hurry up about it.

Meanwhile the Truckie falls asleep at the wheel and drifts across.

Tragic and f’ed.

This could of course be 100% wrong but it's the simplest explanation I can come up with.

What about the glass barbie?

 

[Hojuman]

My old mate KIM Jong-un been very quiet.

 

[ferball]

Really?

Yeah what see see?

 

[ferball]

What about the glass barbie?

That the cops "found" in the truck? Didn't they drug test him and found he was clean in the hospital? It's a standard procedure isn't it?

We shouldn't be hearing about it anyway, if it exists.