Play Nice Random Chat Thread VI

[Val Keating]

Donald █████: Hold my Beer.

Yeah that’s where I was going too.

 

[hammer3]

Got my 86y/o father in law coming over for tomorrow. Thought I’d get a nice bottle of whisky to celebrate with him.

Meeting him after I get home from a nice couple of pints and a Parma. Can’t wait to open this bad boy.
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Bring on the good times. fu** you covid.

Lovely drop, enjoy.


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[Val Keating]

Lovely drop, enjoy.


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It’s on the bench now calling me.

“Just a nip Val. They won’t know. You deserve it….just a taste”…. Lol

 

[Val Keating]

Omg are u a carpenter omg

people who say that their face is a horror show are lying! I bet ur face is fineeee

also we should probably do a hand comparison lol I have the smallest hands EVER

In total I don’t know how many stitches I’ve had in my face. At least 23 in my forehead, 3 across my nose, beside my left eye I had 3 across and 3 that turn 90 degrees down that my wife calls my tear drop, 4 underneath my right eye and 3 from the right side of my lip on a 45 degree angle.

I was awarded plastic surgery as part of a victims of crime payout after I was glassed and then stabbed with by someone else with another glass but tbh they’re not that bad. I think they kind of suit me. The only ones I got from that attack were the ones in my forehead anyway.

And yer, Trumpy has those small hands

 

[Ligma]

In total I don’t know how many stitches I’ve had in my face. At least 23 in my forehead, 3 across my nose, beside my left eye I had 3 across and 3 that turn 90 degrees down that my wife calls my tear drop, 4 underneath my right eye and 3 from the right side of my lip on a 45 degree angle.

I was awarded plastic surgery as part of a victims of crime payout after I was glassed and then stabbed with by someone else with another glass but tbh they’re not that bad. I think they kind of suit me. The only ones I got from that attack were the ones in my forehead anyway.

And yer, Trumpy has those small hands

I’m sorry to hear that, I still think ur face is fine regardless, battle scares are very cool!!!! Everything is beautiful my friend

but █████ had a dump truck

 

[Val Keating]

I’m sorry to hear that, I still think ur face is fine regardless, battle scares are very cool!!!! Everything is beautiful my friend

but █████ had a dump truck

Nah it’s all good. Like I wrote I kind of like them. They’re part of my history. Fighting was just part of my life since before I can remember. Didn’t stop till my late 20’s. Maybe I’ll cash in on my plastic surgery when I’m like 70 and try to look 65

 

[Ligma]

Nah it’s all good. Like I wrote I kind of like them. They’re part of my history. Fighting was just part of my life since before I can remember. Didn’t stop till my late 20’s. Maybe I’ll cash in on my plastic surgery when I’m like 70 and try to look 65

Or you could make a Michael myers mask hehehe TORMENT KIDS PLZ when u are older hehe

 

[hammer3]

It’s on the bench now calling me.

“Just a nip Val. They won’t know. You deserve it….just a taste”…. Lol

Just chug it all and refill it with tea, worked for friends parents I think…..come to think of it haven’t seen those friends for years. [emoji15] ooops.


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[Val Keating]

Or you could make a Michael myers mask hehehe TORMENT KIDS PLZ when u are older hehe

When I’m older? I torment my girls now.

 

[Ligma]

When I’m older? I torment my girls now.

Like when ur retired. Hehehehhee I can’t wait to have kids cause I’m gonna annoy them

 

[Val Keating]

Like when ur retired. Hehehehhee I can’t wait to have kids cause I’m gonna annoy them

Man. It’s so much fun. I’m getting a hair cut on the 29th so I thought I’d have a laugh and cut my own hair. Casually just walk down stairs and sit on the couch with the filthiest mullet, verging on rats tail territory
“Dad! That’s gross“
“What’s happened” I say looking surprised
“THAT” small beast says pointing at my head
“Oh this”. Val flacks hair in a majestic manner “Your mother asked me to“
Mrs Keating looks up from desk, “ I married an imbecile”

Sure I’m stuck with this for 8 days but do I regret it?


Yeah I sort of regret it now

 

[Ligma]

Man. It’s so much fun. I’m getting a hair cut on the 29th so I thought I’d have a laugh and cut my own hair. Casually just walk down stairs and sit on the couch with the filthiest mullet, verging on rats tail territory
“Dad! That’s gross“
“What’s happened” I say looking surprised
“THAT” small beast says pointing at my head
“Oh this”. Val flacks hair in a majestic manner “Your mother asked me to“
Mrs Keating looks up from desk, “ I married an imbecile”

Sure I’m stuck with this for 8 days but do I regret it?


Yeah I sort of regret it now

HEHEHEHE that’s so funny

 

[Shinboner1]

I've started up my instagram and facebook pages for AFL news etc.
Hopefully I can get some traction going.
Keen to build on my photoshop skills; mainly doing it all via canva right now.
Got an idea of an overall endgame in mind.

 

[Ligma]

I've started up my instagram and facebook pages for AFL news etc.
Hopefully I can get some traction going.
Keen to build on my photoshop skills; mainly doing it all via canva right now.
Got an idea of an overall endgame in mind.

What is it? I’ll go chuck it a follow

 

[7577969923]

Man. It’s so much fun. I’m getting a hair cut on the 29th so I thought I’d have a laugh and cut my own hair. Casually just walk down stairs and sit on the couch with the filthiest mullet, verging on rats tail territory
“Dad! That’s gross“
“What’s happened” I say looking surprised
“THAT” small beast says pointing at my head
“Oh this”. Val flacks hair in a majestic manner “Your mother asked me to“
Mrs Keating looks up from desk, “ I married an imbecile”

Sure I’m stuck with this for 8 days but do I regret it?


Yeah I sort of regret it now

Come on Val. Pic or it never happened!

 

[Val Keating]

Come on Val. Pic or it never happened!

Rule 1) you do not talk about big footy
Rule 2) you do not talk about big footy
Rule 3) you do post selfie’s on big footy

 

[koshari]

It is corrupt behaviour 101.

‘The public service code of ethics that all federal employees must receive a formal training session on ethics and behaviour annually.

‘’This very example could be straight out of the teaching points.

and there's the caveat, politicians technically speaking are not the public service, the actual public service are the good folk that run the country day to day under the direction of the policies that are handed down to them, a bit like the umpires in the AFL trying to adjudicate games while constantly being meddled with by the AFL rules committee.

 

[koshari]

Rule 1) you do not talk about big footy
Rule 2) you do not talk about big footy
Rule 3) you do post selfie’s on big footy

by those metrics snakes demise is becoming very clear.

 

[Pickitt]

Rule 1) you do not talk about big footy
Rule 2) you do not talk about big footy
Rule 3) you do post selfie’s on big footy

Why are 2 and 1 the same
I need 3 rules not 2

 

[Val Keating]

Why are 2 and 1 the same
I need 3 rules not 2

Have you seen fight club?

 

[Pickitt]

Have you seen fight club?

No.
I do use that rule however, I assume my friends would find me talking on a 21 year old forum rather strange

 

[Val Keating]

No.
I do use that rule however, I assume my friends would find me talking on a 21 year old forum rather strange

Awesome movie. Give it a crack.

 

[see see]

Have you seen fight club?

FFS Val, you're not meant to talk about Fight Club (D'oh! I just talked about it).

 

[Pickitt]

Awesome movie. Give it a crack.

Is it about a club that fights?

 

[Val Keating]

Is it about a club that fights?

It’s about men struggling with living lives of quiet desperation.