Play Nice Random Chat Thread VI

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gokangas

Premium Platinum
Jan 16, 2004
34,726
21,642
Melbourne
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North Melbourne
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Storm - Victory
Decided we would have KFC last night. Only have it once or twice a year but 10 tenders for $10 looked a good deal. When I get KFC after not having it for a long time I remember why I haven't had it for a long time. The place was so busy - good sign, chicken turnover is a positive. What I got was ten tenders that were soggy, some had the coating peeling off, chicken was dry. How do you get that chicken you see in the adds where the gorgeous chick bites into it and the crispy crumbs fly into the air as you bite? Soggy crap is what I got. Doubled up with chips that were inedible as they were so salty. Like my salt on chips but these were disgusting. Does that crispy chicken actually exist?
 

Ligma

Airhead
Dec 15, 2020
3,622
6,166
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Decided we would have KFC last night. Only have it once or twice a year but 10 tenders for $10 looked a good deal. When I get KFC after not having it for a long time I remember why I haven't had it for a long time. The place was so busy - good sign, chicken turnover is a positive. What I got was ten tenders that were soggy, some had the coating peeling off, chicken was dry. How do you get that chicken you see in the adds where the gorgeous chick bites into it and the crispy crumbs fly into the air as you bite? Soggy crap is what I got. Doubled up with chips that were inedible as they were so salty. Like my salt on chips but these were disgusting. Does that crispy chicken actually exist?
Your first mistake is not buying a zinger bacon and cheese box or a box of wicked wings
 

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blackshadow

Brownlow Medallist
Sep 24, 2007
25,371
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Team WADA
Bit of an update on this. Going well, but still plenty of scope here really.
For a small sample, here's our CD stats from the weekend. If there's an appetite for it, I'll probably look to uploading these weekly next season in some kind of thread.

givenNamesurnamebehindsbouncescentreBounceAttendancescentreClearancesclangerscontestDefLossPercentagecontestDefLossescontestDefOneOnOnescontestOffOneOnOnescontestOffWinscontestOffWinsPercentagecontestedMarkscontestedPossessionRatecontestedPossessionsdefHalfPressureActsdisposalEfficiencydisposalsdreamTeamPointseffectiveDisposalseffectiveKicksf50GroundBallGetsfreesAgainstfreesForgoalAccuracygoalAssistsgoalsgroundBallGetshandballshitoutToAdvantageRatehitoutWinPercentagehitoutshitoutsToAdvantageinside50sinterceptMarksinterceptskickEfficiencykickToHandballRatiokickinskickinsPlayonkicksmarksmarksInside50marksOnLeadmatchesPlayedmetresGainedonePercenterspressureActsrankingratingPointsrebound50sruckContestsscoreInvolvementsscoreLaunchesshotsAtGoalspoilsstoppageClearancestacklestacklesInside50timeOnGroundPercentagetotalClearancestotalPossessionsturnoversuncontestedPossessions
NickLarkey11003000200338.974752012315930087.507480000303751.50012862130319024.7001308101190018411
BenMcKay010042015000133.33288.993083031000150000015750.800440011207208003307010850926
JaidynStephenson107130000000256383.3241152012100500358000040375200168331347211010.800726112177224518
LukeDavies-Uniacke101544000000034.510378.62887229020000714000020264.31001460212681908.620601011082529519
TristanXerri007030005120028.62671.4728511300002545.550115100500.40022011524905.20223103010730705
TarrynThomas1215220000001481215872311520102128014810000070376.91.300134201509121023.600905025081425513
BaileyScott00001001000138.510488.52681237401030818000040387.50.40084101330115018.600930022086226516
CurtisTaylor00004000100026.74773.3156811511101037000020162.51.1008401118821706.600600205480015311
AtuBosenavulagi00003100110000508993.81656158031020780000306100100840011841100102061011308411608
WillPhillips0080100000007.71661.513558700001004000040077.82.3009400119901304.310500002155013212
ToddGoldstein00262310011000046.77273.31589117023100114546.750.8301450170200104001286311017.805954112108841548
BenCunnington002063000000048.1131181.52781229021000614000011369.20.900135001331013010.7504200410721027414
JackZiebell0000366.723000127.336902082181502000013000002388.25.78817500145426010.77042021408511138
JaredPolec10000000000033.31033.332110100010110000000020020001590300.4003010033140302
ShaunAtley01000000000014.32592.91464131000000023000000290.93.7001170112242607.440200101089014112
JoshWalker01001001000022.22587.5834750100001300001131001.700540011192604.4001001010850907
JedAnderson005010003000254581.316701371001004247000010177.81.30093111240215014.2001012102283016112
TrentDumont00002000000122.26774.127992010000010311000041462.51.5001670214031130850520032081327621
LukeMcDonald0000150121000194485.72185181100000047000042478.6200147001387413010.640820302083021517
AaronHall01001000000017.4498825112221600000046000021484.23.233199001511311014.560610214084123419
KayneTurner0000233.3130000101381.811479701100013000013587.52.700850011642407.51041020108801019
JySimpkin002975000000038.712774.231125238004010816000030253.30.90015801127801808.710700015080831619
CameronZurhaar000030001001504366.79316322010001230000203502006100111601205.1003010110751834
I'd love access to the CD stats to plug into Power BI - I reckon it would be fascinating
 

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Val Keating

Brownlow Medallist
Dec 27, 2017
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You know what’s really funny, f’ed up and real? There’s alco boomers that go through obituaries to find someone they have a connection to so they can have a free day on the piss. My dad told me who some he knows are so I can tell them to get f’ed if he dies before them lol.
 

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