Play Nice Random Chat Thread VI

[Val Keating]

No fallen trees at ikon

The footy ovals on the other side of Royal parade got smashed. Drove past this morning. Looked like half a tree fell on the new change rooms as well.

 

[Ligma]

The footy ovals on the other side of Royal parade got smashed. Drove past this morning. Looked like half a tree fell on the new change rooms as well.

Jee wiz I didn’t see them!! Holy moly

 

[Val Keating]

Jee wiz I didn’t see them!! Holy moly

I was driving up park street and the cars were all banked up, noticed that cars ahead started to do U turns back the other way, the train boom gates were stuck down so I pulled up and tuned into the park.

Those ovals are surrounded by massive gum trees. Mostly just branches down, but big ****ing branches and a couple of trees

 

[Ligma]

I was driving up park street and the cars were all banked up, noticed that cars ahead started to do U turns back the other way, the train boom gates were stuck down so I pulled up and tuned into the park.

Those ovals are surrounded by massive gum trees. Mostly just branches down, but big ******* branches and a couple of trees

Yeah then on the way back there was a tram disruption because some guy dropped his vegetables on the tracks

 

[Val Keating]

Yeah then on the way back there was a tram disruption because some guy dropped his vegetables on the tracks

He literally stopped trams because he was worried about his veggies?

 

[Ligma]

He literally stopped trams because he was worried about his veggies

Elizabeth street only for like 10 mins but he was picking up his white broccoli

 

[Val Keating]

Elizabeth street only for like 10 mins but he was picking up his white broccoli

 

[koshari]

 

[koshari]

Elizabeth street only for like 10 mins but he was picking up his white broccoli

Isn't white broccoli cauliflower?

 

[Ligma]

Isn't white broccoli cauliflower?

Yes I don’t know how to spell it

 

[giantroo]

Vale Bert

 

[Ligma]

Vale Bert

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[gokangas]

Bert, one of the greatest of all time. Had the pleasure to meet him a few times over the years. Gentleman to work with. For people my age he is one of the kings of television - one of the all time greatest. Vale Bert. Condolences to Patti and family.

 

[jimandphilbadge]

New bus route to better connect Mernda, Wollert

Mernda and Wollert residents will have improved access to schools, shops and work, with a new bus route launching later this month. Route 390 will launch on October 31 and will run from Mernda station to Craigieburn station via Wollert. Buses will run every 30 minutes during weekday peak times...

northern.starweekly.com.au

Via Wallan KFC?

 

[Ligma]

Kids yesterday complaining that “why do they have Christmas trees up it’s halloween” TIMMY IM GOING GO THROW U ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE SOON IF YOU DONT STFU

 

[koshari]

Kids yesterday complaining that “why do they have Christmas trees up it’s halloween” TIMMY IM GOING GO THROW U ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE SOON IF YOU DONT STFU

aluminium pole for the win,

 

[Val Keating]

I love this guy. Look at when he did it too. Crazy mf

 

[koshari]

excel concatenate saves the day again.

 

[see see]

F***ing LOL. Few too many post lockdown celebration bevvies?

Move to oust Liberal Tim Smith from electorate after drink-driving crash

Victoria Police say emergency services were called to reports a car had collided with another vehicle on Power Street, Hawthorn, before crashing into a fence just before 9pm on Saturday.

www.theage.com.au

 

[andana]

F***ing LOL. Few too many post lockdown celebration bevvies?

Move to oust Liberal Tim Smith from electorate after drink-driving crash

Victoria Police say emergency services were called to reports a car had collided with another vehicle on Power Street, Hawthorn, before crashing into a fence just before 9pm on Saturday.

www.theage.com.au

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then dug a hole and buried the politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer said he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Literally the dumbest campaigner to ever set foot in the joint.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

F***ing LOL. Few too many post lockdown celebration bevvies?

Move to oust Liberal Tim Smith from electorate after drink-driving crash

Victoria Police say emergency services were called to reports a car had collided with another vehicle on Power Street, Hawthorn, before crashing into a fence just before 9pm on Saturday.

www.theage.com.au

Should shut the little weasel up for a bit.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

He can get back to his true calling as a mid market rowing apparel model for a sports wear wholesaler.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

In his statement he said he believed he was under the limit. The ****er blew .131

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Val Keating, I know you're a UFC fan.

Did you see the Dos Santos v Saint Denis fight on the UFC 267 undercard?

One of the worst displays of refereeing ever. Dos Santos nearly killed the bloke in the 2nd. Was ridiculous.

I hadn't seen the ref before, but he got pulled from the rest of the card.