Play Nice Random Chat Thread VI

[gokangas]

I just did my first exam I have one more to go.

Come on - you know you can do it. Think about your weakness and put that bit of extra effort into that area. There is always a plan B so don't panic. Just give it your best shot.

 

[ferball]

No other way to put it, the police let the kids down.

There you go.

Sorry i'm reading days of this stuff in one sitting.

 

[ferball]

A family walk into hotel accommodation one evening.
The dad says to the manager, "I hope the pr0n's disabled!".
Manager to the dad, "it's the standard pr0n you sick duck!".

We have a thread for dad jokes.

 

[Val Keating]

Did the aliens get you?

The dream was very vivid. Still remember it.

I was dreaming that someone had drilled a hole in the back of my head and they were keeping me in a paralysed state.

It was bizarre to say the least.

I’d wake up but couldn’t move for a while and then realise I was I was just dreaming and my muscles would relax.

Not sure if that’s what sleep paralysis is…or how it works but it happened three times that night…that I can remember.

 

[Val Keating]

For a channel that covers international organised crime there sure is a lot of Australian bikie content

 

[DR Tipple]

You should see the shit the civilians have! You're allowed to openly carry assault rifles in parts of Texas. Open carry supporters used to troll anti gun parent meetings and stuff but turning up and just walking around with military grade firearms. Crazy place.

got some distant rellos that were small town police in texas back in the day every one of their squad cars had an M16 in the trunk and a mossberg 500 racked next to the center console

 

[ferball]

The dream was very vivid. Still remember it.

I was dreaming that someone had drilled a hole in the back of my head and they were keeping me in a paralysed state.

It was bizarre to say the least.

I’d wake up but couldn’t move for a while and then realise I was I was just dreaming and my muscles would relax.

Not sure if that’s what sleep paralysis is…or how it works but it happened three times that night…that I can remember.

I've had sleep paralysis a few times but only once that I still remember. That was in 1997 and it was weird as ****. I had a conversation with my old man as I was falling alseep and he repeated it to me on the phone the next day.

 

[ferball]

got some distant rellos that were small town police in texas back in the day every one of their squad cars had an M16 in the trunk and a mossberg 500 racked next to the center console

I knew a guy from Texas. He had photos on his phone standing there holding weapons. He was an ex pro wrestler tho so maybe they are different? I dunno...

 

[Val Keating]

I've had sleep paralysis a few times but only once that I still remember. That was in 1997 and it was weird as duck. I had a conversation with my old man as I was falling alseep and he repeated it to me on the phone the next day.

I don’t really know if what I experienced was was sleep paralysis. I just didn’t realise I’d tensed all my muscles up and just sort of got stuck. It was weird as.

 

[ferball]

I don’t really know if what I experienced was was sleep paralysis. I just didn’t realise I’d tensed all my muscles up and just sort of got stuck. It was weird as.

That sounds familiar.

Did you have that sensation that felt like your mind was being sucked out of your head?

 

[Val Keating]

That sounds familiar.

Did you have that sensation that felt like your mind was being sucked out of your head?

lol nah, nothing like that. It was just physical. My heart was going a million miles an hour. Spose a way to describe it would be kind of like being electrocuted. It was really bizarre.

 

[Hojuman]

The dream was very vivid. Still remember it.

I was dreaming that someone had drilled a hole in the back of my head and they were keeping me in a paralysed state.

It was bizarre to say the least.

I’d wake up but couldn’t move for a while and then realise I was I was just dreaming and my muscles would relax.

Not sure if that’s what sleep paralysis is…or how it works but it happened three times that night…that I can remember.

Do you snore Val and have some degree of sleep apnoea ?

 

[Val Keating]

Do you snore Val and have some degree of sleep apnoea ?

I definitely snore. My wife has told me that.

 

[Hojuman]

I definitely snore. My wife has told me that.

I've actually found when Mrs. H.says l snored alot last night is when l have my most vivid bizarre dreams.

2 cents

 

[Ligma]

I definitely snore. My wife has told me that.

I haven’t heard you snore yet

 

[ferball]

lol nah, nothing like that. It was just physical. My heart was going a million miles an hour. Spose a way to describe it would be kind of like being electrocuted. It was really bizarre.

The first time i ever had it I was asleep, falling and jolted awake - like you kind of like being electrocuted. Associated that with it a bit for a few years. Took a couple of minutes before I could move. Once I swear the entire room looked like it was covered in spiderwebs and i couldn't move so i thought a giant spider had caught me. I was a kid but about 15. That was freaky, managed to move and ran into my parents bedroom asking them to get the stuff off me. Fcn lol. They had no idea what i was on about and i was waking up properly by that point so i was a bit sheepish about the whole thing. They said i was genuinely terrified the next day. It freaked them out a bit.

 

[Val Keating]

My favourite conspiracy theory at the moment is that Justin Trudeau’s father was Fidel Castro. Sounds crazy, but if you just look at it on the surface without checking too deep they make you think hmmm .


Honestly I just like it because it’s funny. It even got written about in prominent news papers. Reality is that Justin just looks a lot like Castro and his mum was pretty active in her sex life, openly, and that she spent a lot of time in Cuba.

 

[Ligma]

So I got 84 on my first exam. I have to get above 75% on part B to reach 75% AHHHHHH

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Not sure if I should put this here or the grumpy thread. Can someone help a boomer out?

I've been logging into Kayo through my old man's account and now he has cancelled his subscription and opened one in my mother's name. I've got her email and password to log into it but the problem is whenever I go into Kayo now it automatically logs me into my old man's home page, even though it's deactivated.

How do I get into my mother's account?

 

[Intothewind]

You can delete your history, or use another browser to log into kayo.

There is probably other ways but that worked for me.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

You can delete your history, or use another browser to log into kayo.

There is probably other ways but that worked for me.

Thanks legend. Worked a treat.

 

[Ligma]

Thanks legend. Worked a treat.

Leeching off your parents? Hmm

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Leeching off your parents? Hmm

Hahaha, They used my account for years till then they got a cheap deal, so now it's my turn.

 

[Tectonic]

Not sure if I should put this here or the grumpy thread. Can someone help a boomer out?

I've been logging into Kayo through my old man's account and now he has cancelled his subscription and opened one in my mother's name. I've got her email and password to log into it but the problem is whenever I go into Kayo now it automatically logs me into my old man's home page, even though it's deactivated.

How do I get into my mother's account?

Tried signing out of the old man's one?

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Tried signing out of the old man's one?

Yeah, did that. When i went back to sign in the qr code took me straight back to his account. The different browser did the trick though.