Play Nice Random Chat Thread VII

[Hojuman]

Shopping this morning and standing at the ALDI checkout.
Nice couple with 3 well behaved, well spoken polite kids ahead of us.

$440 their trolley ☹ Hope that was for two weeks and not one.

 

[koshari]

Shopping this morning and standing at the ALDI checkout.
Nice couple with 3 well behaved, well spoken polite kids ahead of us.

$440 their trolley ☹ Hope that was for two weeks and not one.

Good luck to them , well behaved kids are few and far between.

 

[Hojuman]

Good luck to them , well behaved kids are few and far between.

Felt like paying the bill for them.

 

[koshari]

Felt like paying the bill for them.

Woulda been 800 at woolies

 

[Hojuman]

Woulda been 800 at woolies

Was thinking the same.

 

[koshari]

foggy morning

 

[rickety]

Good luck to them , well behaved kids are few and far between.

I saw some deadset witchcraft the other night at the pool. This mum walked up to the edge of the pool, told her daughter it was time to go, and the daughter just hopped out and off they went! How the f@ck did she do that? I reckon I could grow a beard and dish out more bribes than a Sydney copper and more threats than old Vladimir Putin and still His Lordship will only make it to the showers for the next 10 blinking minutes.

 

[blackshadow]

Unfortunately no. However, we'll head to Europe when he's a little older and hit up the Van Gogh Museum (among others) in Amsterdam.

Probably a bit young for some of those other Amsterdam “museums”.
:stern look:

 

[koshari]

I saw some deadset witchcraft the other night at the pool. This mum walked up to the edge of the pool, told her daughter it was time to go, and the daughter just hopped out and off they went! How the f@ck did she do that? I reckon I could grow a beard and dish out more bribes than a Sydney copper and more threats than old Vladimir Putin and still His Lordship will only make it to the showers for the next 10 blinking minutes.

might be time to bring old corporal punishment back out of retirement,

 

[rickety]

might be time to bring old corporal punishment back out of retirement,

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsonstappedout/images/d/da/Corporal_Punishment_Trying_to_Clown_Around_-_cake_animated.gif/revision/latest?cb=20180707094827

Lol, sometime last year I was picking him up from After school care and the teacher said that he'd been mucking around a bit more than normal. I told him that I'm pretty old school at parenting so when we got home I'd get stuck into him. She looked at me with near horror, so I laughed and said I was old school not barbaric!

 

[gokangas]

Shopping this morning and standing at the ALDI checkout.
Nice couple with 3 well behaved, well spoken polite kids ahead of us.

$440 their trolley ☹ Hope that was for two weeks and not one.

They shouldn't have bought a trolley - could have nicked one.

 

[Dan]

 

[koshari]

morning dentist time, tooth hurty,

 

[rickety]

Imagine having the patience to stand at the door and calmly converse with this woman.

 

[Ligma]

Hahaha I can’t believe my TikTok is filled with this uk Chinese takeout drama.

So you know how in the UK they say “going for a Chinese” meaning let’s get Chinese food, well an American said that it feels racist and this whole big drama thing has erupted

They are so chronically online it hurts like are they that ignorant that another country has a different way of saying things?

And the fact that they judge UK Chinese takeout having curry and sweet and sour sauce WHEN THEY LITERALLY BUY WHOLE CUPS FULL OF RANCH AND JUST DIP EVERYTHING IN IT IS CRAZY

I really wanna try a Chinese spice bag IT LOOKS SO GOOD

 

[czero]

Hahaha I can’t believe my TikTok is filled with this uk Chinese takeout drama.

So you know how in the UK they say “going for a Chinese” meaning let’s get Chinese food, well an American said that it feels racist and this whole big drama thing has erupted

They are so chronically online it hurts like are they that ignorant that another country has a different way of saying things?

And the fact that they judge UK Chinese takeout having curry and sweet and sour sauce WHEN THEY LITERALLY BUY WHOLE CUPS FULL OF RANCH AND JUST DIP EVERYTHING IN IT IS CRAZY

I really wanna try a Chinese spice bag IT LOOKS SO GOOD

Funny right.

Its the pot calling the kettle Chinese.

I mean the ignorance has so many levels, as don't they understand that in all countries food is adjusted a little to fit a market. I mean I bet the American Chinese person in that first twitter post saying how 'that's not Chinese food' doesn't even realise that tons of food she probably goes out to eat in the US are also not Chinese. If she did, then she wouldn't of questioned the UK versions.

This is life, people morons by default

 

[big_e]

 

[giantroo]

On the day of the coronation, royal pranksters have managed to mow a giant penis into one of the world's most famous lawns.

 

[krakouers]

 

[Wristo_]

Anyone think Prince Charles is bored AF and copping a handy? A wristo enroute to his coronation?

 

[krakouers]

Kraks MIL:
“Where’s the Ra when you need them”

 

[koshari]

God save the king, but whos gonna save the governer general?

 

[Nate7]

God save the king, but whos gonna save the governer general?

Don't ask Kerr, Whitlam or Albo.

 

[Joe Coburg]

Don't ask Kerr, Whitlam or Albo.

There is only one King, his name is Wayne Carey. May Sweet Baby Sheezus have mercy on you.

 

[koshari]

Hahaha I can’t believe my TikTok is filled with this uk Chinese takeout drama.

So you know how in the UK they say “going for a Chinese” meaning let’s get Chinese food, well an American said that it feels racist and this whole big drama thing has erupted

They are so chronically online it hurts like are they that ignorant that another country has a different way of saying things?

And the fact that they judge UK Chinese takeout having curry and sweet and sour sauce WHEN THEY LITERALLY BUY WHOLE CUPS FULL OF RANCH AND JUST DIP EVERYTHING IN IT IS CRAZY

I really wanna try a Chinese spice bag IT LOOKS SO GOOD

You should be happy your tuktuk is full, the ones i have seen dont look capable of carying big loads.